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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

What sorts of things can you imagine?

Right now I'm imagining a fish that wears hats.

I bet you guys can imagine even crazier stuff.

Here's a few things I've imagined before:
- A dog who works as an insurance agent.
- A big carnival for bugs, bug rollercoasters, bug cotton candy.
- An America free of racism.
- A power plant powered by birds flying around.

Your turn, GBS. Put on your imagination caps. What can you dream up? It's limitless.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I can imagine a world where you hush your stupid mouth.

Inbred weirdo.

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
a dog pooping on a glass table and a fat lady underneath with her face against the glass

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Jew Macklemore posted:

a dog pooping on a glass table and a fat lady underneath with her face against the glass

RUH ROH!

ROOOOOBY RACKS!

ROOBY WANNA RHIT ON YOUR RITS.

nvm no cake
Feb 27, 2011

i am imagining a bunch of cool people posting in a thread by a cool person

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

The Green Calx posted:

i am imagining a bunch of cool people posting in a thread by a cool person

definitely not this forum

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
an abandoned building haunted by a group of friendly ghosts who sing and play blues harmonica

if you go there while you are fighting with your parents they will help you make sense of things

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Jew Macklemore posted:

a dog pooping on a glass table and a fat lady underneath with her face against the glass

how about the fat lady wriggling underneath and on the other side is a tied-up alpha male trying to escape before the fat lady gets free

nvm no cake
Feb 27, 2011

i am imagining smoobles avatar but upside down WHOA :eyepop: :wtf::wtf: :wth:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cubone posted:

an abandoned building haunted by a group of friendly ghosts who sing and play blues harmonica

if you go there while you are fighting with your parents they will help you make sense of things

That sounds nice. :3:

nvm no cake
Feb 27, 2011

Jew Macklemore posted:

definitely not this forum

true

GoodbyeTurtles
Aug 18, 2012

:suezo:

I'm gonna try to imagine something guys, wish me luck!

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

Cubone posted:

an abandoned building haunted by a group of friendly ghosts who sing and play blues harmonica

if you go there while you are fighting with your parents they will help you make sense of things

one of the ghosts once rode the train all the way from Chicago to California. ah the smell of that California air



I think about giant riding cats a lot

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im gonna imagine me watching Two Towers and poo poo posting until the sun goes down.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
good luck, something awful forums user GoodbyeTurtles

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jICExt08qmU

nvm no cake
Feb 27, 2011

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

I'm gonna try to imagine something guys, wish me luck!

you can do it, i believe in you

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

i though i imagined something but i might have just imagined it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Jinkies...

Qwerinty
Jul 20, 2006

by zen death robot
I'm imagining being torn in half after drifting through space and in between two equally large celestial bodies' gravitational field.

GoodbyeTurtles
Aug 18, 2012

:suezo:

i'm still trying guys don't wait up

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

i'm imagining an ugly sweater party but it's actually a tortoise party and the tortoises are the ones wearing the sweaters

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm imagining myself sitting in my computer chair reading the forums and then posting in the imagination thread.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a skrillex song that makes the earwax ooze out of your ear like play doh
it's horrible but afterward you no longer have earwax

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm thinking bout adding some bailey's to coffee and having a good night.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
an old voodoo man who does magic by playing sax solos. it can make cotton candy if you're good, but if you cross him, it can also cause bad luck.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
I'm imagining Something Awful having this forum. And when I stop imagining it, it all disappears.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

smoobles posted:


- A big carnival for bugs, bug rollercoasters, bug cotton candy.


I think you'll find flea circuses already exist, bud.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
a world without wind.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

Rambling Robot posted:

a world without wind.

no no no

this i cannot abide

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Rambling Robot posted:

a world without wind.

woah

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im imagining a nice large glass of sweet chai tea.

LastGoodBoy
Sep 7, 2014

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I'm imagining an orange car.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im imagining some gay goku cucks.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
People doing a bank robbery and there's a shootout with the guards, but all the guns basically fire rubber darts. If you get hit with one, you die. And by die I mean you have to stop what you're doing, and a bus comes and picks you up, and takes you to New Jersey. Forever.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Three-Phase posted:

People doing a bank robbery and there's a shootout with the guards, but all the guns basically fire rubber darts. If you get hit with one, you die. And by die I mean you have to stop what you're doing, and a bus comes and picks you up, and takes you to New Jersey. Forever.

Dear christ, not New Jersey

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a functioning water slide in the shape of a mobius strip

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Boobs. Most of my mind is concerned with boobs.

varying sizes and shapes.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
My imagination is dead.






:smith:

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

JackBadass posted:

I'm imagining an orange car.

that's awesome

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