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I'm drunk as gently caress and watching the Guild maybe I should just kill myself or jerk off to Felicia Day.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 23:55 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:59 |
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just voting every thread 5 op
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 23:57 |
Literally making GBS threads.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:00 |
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I'm gay, OP.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:00 |
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been pukin since noon and haven't even started drinking yet
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:01 |
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high enough proof alcohol should, like, sterilize my guts, right
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:02 |
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Dota
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:03 |
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im postin'
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:06 |
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Putting in an application for UPS while following a thread discussing erotic art, old Greek and their love for little penises, and corrective rape, an i am trying not to touch myself the whole time buts it's hard not to.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:09 |
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Playin' IIDX because I'm gay
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:12 |
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:high enough proof alcohol should, like, sterilize my guts, right My intestinal parasites are singing Dean Martin songs right now.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:12 |
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^Just touch yourself man,It's cool go for it, life is too short...
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:13 |
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putting up curtains. about to wash my car. gonna sell some drugs and get my dick sucked later (unrelated events, I dont like trading drugs for sex because I cant get it up that way)
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:14 |
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:^Just touch yourself man,It's cool go for it, life is too short... YES I FEEL FREE NOW and a little dirty but SO FREE
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:15 |
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What I'm trying to say is, I'm drunk. And about to touch myself.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:15 |
I would like to go on a saturday date
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:15 |
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I'm taking my pants off now Now my mom is screaming at me. Now I'm trying to pull my pants back up while my dad punches me in the head
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:16 |
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Crying in my wedding dress.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:21 |
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1gnoirents posted:putting up curtains. about to wash my car. gonna sell some drugs and get my dick sucked later (unrelated events, I dont like trading drugs for sex because I cant get it up that way) Weird sometimes(most of the time) the only way I can even get hard is when I'm trading from a position of power...
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:22 |
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Drinking tea and watching Two Towers. I might have a beer later.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:24 |
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Laundry.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:24 |
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Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:Weird sometimes(most of the time) the only way I can even get hard is when I'm trading from a position of power... I cant, ever. Its incredibly unappealing to my dick. It sucks though sometimes girls just both want drugs AND want to gently caress but its like my dick isnt that smart
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:25 |
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^Your loss I guess. BTW i'm still watching the Guild and bloody Stan Lee has just cameo'd. That cut will show up for anything...
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:27 |
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Ate most of a deep dish pizza and then ran two miles, should just about even out overall
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:29 |
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Listening to some lovely metal and wondering what's become of me.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:34 |
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idk i'm not feeling too well so probs gonna watch a movie or some poo poo maybe pray to satan later
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:35 |
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naem posted:Ate most of a deep dish pizza and then ran two miles, should just about even out overall For realz, be careful not to fall into this kind of thinking! You may have only burned off like 15%-20% of what you ate.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:37 |
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looking through the emails sent to people who think they have my email address i am this close to changing the mailing address on a subscription to womans day magazine when next month rolls around they just wont understand but ill know thatll teach you bitch learn your own email address
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:37 |
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drinking beer alone might take some sleeping pills later
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:38 |
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Wicker Man posted:For realz, be careful not to fall into this kind of thinking! You may have only burned off like 15%-20% of what you ate. Well I'm doing pushups now should work out
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:38 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:drinking beer alone You are with us, you are not alone.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:39 |
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I am making love with your mother.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:39 |
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i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:39 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed. same except im cyurrently riding a harley mid-wheelie
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:41 |
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ilikedirt posted:same except im cyurrently riding a harley mid-wheelie nice.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:42 |
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reading a friend's article on gay commie social justice poo poo, procrastinating my own article on gay commie social justice poo poo, taking codeine for this loving headache, listening to loud music out the window, contemplating masturbating
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:45 |
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probably gonna huff some paint and eat raw pork if it's all the same to you, op
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:47 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed. You seem like a real catch
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:49 |
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Today just feels like a RoboCop movie marathon kind of day, so that's what I'm doing.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:59 |
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Don't be jelli fella. there's one out there fer you too.... ProfessorMurder posted:Today just feels like a RoboCop movie marathon kind of day, so that's what I'm doing. Good call dude, was watching number 2 with a girl the other month and had to explain it's a strie. Felt like killing her... Krypt-OOO-Nite!! fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Sep 21, 2014 |
# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:55 |