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Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
I'm drunk as gently caress and watching the Guild maybe I should just kill myself or jerk off to Felicia Day.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
just voting every thread 5 op

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Literally making GBS threads.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm gay, OP.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
been pukin since noon and haven't even started drinking yet

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
high enough proof alcohol should, like, sterilize my guts, right

Bastard Man
Nov 15, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Dota

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im postin'

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
Putting in an application for UPS while following a thread discussing erotic art, old Greek and their love for little penises, and corrective rape, an i am trying not to touch myself the whole time buts it's hard not to.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Playin' IIDX because I'm gay

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

high enough proof alcohol should, like, sterilize my guts, right

My intestinal parasites are singing Dean Martin songs right now.

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
^Just touch yourself man,It's cool go for it, life is too short...

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
putting up curtains. about to wash my car. gonna sell some drugs and get my dick sucked later (unrelated events, I dont like trading drugs for sex because I cant get it up that way)

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

^Just touch yourself man,It's cool go for it, life is too short...

YES I FEEL FREE NOW
and a little dirty but SO FREE

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
What I'm trying to say is, I'm drunk.


And about to touch myself.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I would like to go on a saturday date

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
I'm taking my pants off now

Now my mom is screaming at me.

Now I'm trying to pull my pants back up while my dad punches me in the head

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Crying in my wedding dress.

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

1gnoirents posted:

putting up curtains. about to wash my car. gonna sell some drugs and get my dick sucked later (unrelated events, I dont like trading drugs for sex because I cant get it up that way)

Weird sometimes(most of the time) the only way I can even get hard is when I'm trading from a position of power...

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drinking tea and watching Two Towers.

I might have a beer later.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Laundry.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

Weird sometimes(most of the time) the only way I can even get hard is when I'm trading from a position of power...

I cant, ever. Its incredibly unappealing to my dick. It sucks though sometimes girls just both want drugs AND want to gently caress but its like my dick isnt that smart

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
^Your loss I guess.
BTW i'm still watching the Guild and bloody Stan Lee has just cameo'd.
That cut will show up for anything...

naem
May 29, 2011

Ate most of a deep dish pizza and then ran two miles, should just about even out overall

ajheretic666
Sep 8, 2008
Listening to some lovely metal and wondering what's become of me.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


idk i'm not feeling too well so probs gonna watch a movie or some poo poo


maybe pray to satan later

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

naem posted:

Ate most of a deep dish pizza and then ran two miles, should just about even out overall

For realz, be careful not to fall into this kind of thinking! You may have only burned off like 15%-20% of what you ate.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
looking through the emails sent to people who think they have my email address

i am this close to changing the mailing address on a subscription to womans day magazine
when next month rolls around they just wont understand but ill know
thatll teach you bitch learn your own email address

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
drinking beer alone

might take some sleeping pills later

naem
May 29, 2011

Wicker Man posted:

For realz, be careful not to fall into this kind of thinking! You may have only burned off like 15%-20% of what you ate.

Well I'm doing pushups now should work out

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Demon Of The Fall posted:

drinking beer alone

You are with us, you are not alone.

:cheers:

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

I am making love with your mother.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Christmas Miracle posted:

i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed.

same except im cyurrently riding a harley mid-wheelie

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ilikedirt posted:

same except im cyurrently riding a harley mid-wheelie

nice.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
reading a friend's article on gay commie social justice poo poo, procrastinating my own article on gay commie social justice poo poo, taking codeine for this loving headache, listening to loud music out the window, contemplating masturbating

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

probably gonna huff some paint and eat raw pork if it's all the same to you, op

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Christmas Miracle posted:

i took mushrooms and got laid yesterday/last night so today i'm just chilling at my place smoking weed.

You seem like a real catch

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Today just feels like a RoboCop movie marathon kind of day, so that's what I'm doing.

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Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
Don't be jelli fella.
there's one out there fer you too....

ProfessorMurder posted:

Today just feels like a RoboCop movie marathon kind of day, so that's what I'm doing.

Good call dude, was watching number 2 with a girl the other month and had to explain it's a strie. Felt like killing her...

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Sep 21, 2014

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