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ive been going through a recent handsomifcation and although im not the most handsome yet, i will probably be there in about 2 days. i would like to talk about the problems of being handsome and use this thread a shelter for those of us that are handsome. i mean at some point your face becomes so god drat good looking that you don't even look human anymore. you cant smile or raise your eyebrows at people or you'll overwhelm them. you literally make people happy just by being near them and it's such a loving burden to think about carrying this responsibility. u cant leave the house with eye crust or like boogers or gross shirts because they all depend on you. this guy can pose like a spider on the wall  "OCD? I'm thinking more like OMG."  and it was a good line because hes so loving handsome it works. this guy can tell if anyone is racist simply if they deny his ridiculous handsomeness. feel free to post your handsome photographs to be added to the OP. this can be our safe haven. Up to the Elves fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Sep 21, 2014 |
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Women will act all  to your face like you're just another joe schmoe, but then they start  behind your back.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:16
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Wicker Man posted:Women will act all im going to judge your avatar & blatant inexperience with handsome encounters that you are not a very handsome lad. maybe this isn't the right thread for you.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:18
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Up to the Elves posted:im going to judge your avatar & blatant inexperience with handsome encounters that you are not a very handsome lad. maybe this isn't the right thread for you. Had that kind of experience a few times where girls won't make eye contact while talking, but then my coworker tells me they were checking out my rear end when I looked away.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:20
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Wicker Man posted:Had that kind of experience a few times where girls won't make eye contact while talking, but then my coworker tells me they were checking out my rear end when I looked away. lol ppl like to look at ur butt more than ur face
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Sep 21, 2014 02:22
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Up to the Elves posted:lol ppl like to look at ur butt more than ur face Works for me.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:23
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a 3-1 facetime to asstime ratio sounds about fair
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Sep 21, 2014 02:24
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wicker man please post your butt and face for us to compare
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Sep 21, 2014 02:26
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smoobles posted:wicker man please post your butt and face for us to compare It doesn't help that you couldn't tell a difference!
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Sep 21, 2014 02:26
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Somewhere on this forum, is a drawing of my rear end
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Sep 21, 2014 02:28
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Wicker Man posted:It doesn't help that you couldn't tell a difference! you could present them unlabeled and without bias as Science. 
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Sep 21, 2014 02:28
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I was fat as a kid and then unfatted and I don't know how to handsome very well now. It's more complicated than it looks! Also it's easy to think all handsomes are just "handsome" and that's it but no. There is a definite handsome pecking order or HPO and it's brutally enforced, you can't just skip along being a handsome there's like an unwritten code of honor so to speak.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:30
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Also despite being somewhat good lioking, my best trait is probably my nine inch long penis and let me tell you, it is frustrating that if a girl has double dees? You can see them puppies. There's no hiding it. It's like YOWZA or perhaps SPROING! For example. But my schlong? She won't know until my pants they Are off and there is quite the process to proper depantsification my friend
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Sep 21, 2014 02:34
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naem posted:Also despite being somewhat good lioking, my best trait is probably my nine inch long penis and let me tell you, it is frustrating that if a girl has double dees? You can see them puppies. There's no hiding it. It's like YOWZA or perhaps SPROING! For example. But my schlong? She won't know until my pants they Are off and there is quite the process to proper depantsification my friend 
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Sep 21, 2014 02:40
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so glad i don't have this problem
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Sep 21, 2014 03:10
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im a VERY handsome man
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Sep 21, 2014 06:42
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Do you have any pointers because I dont know how to go about handsomeing very well!!
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Sep 21, 2014 06:46
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naem posted:Also despite being somewhat good lioking, my best trait is probably my nine inch long penis and let me tell you, it is frustrating that if a girl has double dees? You can see them puppies. There's no hiding it. It's like YOWZA or perhaps SPROING! For example. But my schlong? She won't know until my pants they Are off and there is quite the process to proper depantsification my friend The only reason you aren't allowed to walk around with your dick lovingly outlined in your pants for all to see and appraise is the bullshit patriarchal decency laws put in place to trick women into depantsing men with small to average dicks. I would like to see this come to an end so that I don't have to waste my time with uncovering and dismissing subpar cock.
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Sep 21, 2014 06:58
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The only reason you aren't allowed to walk around with your dick lovingly outlined in your pants for all to see and appraise is the bullshit patriarchal decency laws put in place to trick women into depantsing men with small to average dicks. I would like to see this come to an end so that I don't have to waste my time with uncovering and dismissing subpar cock. This is pretty easy. All cock is subpar.
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Sep 21, 2014 07:00
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Berk Berkly posted:This is pretty easy. I dunno, I've heard that naem's got a pretty impressive cock*. *Source
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Sep 21, 2014 07:08
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OP let the luck o' the Irish smile on ya.
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Sep 21, 2014 07:10
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Wicker Man posted:Women will act all This is true
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Sep 21, 2014 07:12
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one thing i will admit is despite being a handsome man i have a very tiny shlong and am often ridiculed for it
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Sep 21, 2014 07:40
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Should I post here? I dont think I should.
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Sep 21, 2014 07:52
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my neighbor, Jerry, has been helping me by sending me forms from the IRS requiring a payment of a "handsome tax" for years and the rates have been going nuts. it's still a burden that I don't think many people know about or care about enough to get obama to fix. i mostly voted for obama becuase he kept saying 'hope' and 'change' and was handsome so i figured he wanted to fix the handsome tax but i guess since he got all stressed and stop being as handsome his rates went down and he stopped caring enough to do anything about it. the problem is that jerry recently went through a messy divorce with his wife and he said he 'wasnt into those things' anymore but that didn't make any sense since she was very pretty and very nice. he started telling me about these stories of him and his 'buddies' and the clubs they went to which, frankly, sounded a little gay and he kept inviting me to them but i always tell him i didnt want to spend any extra money since my salary hasn't increased as much as my taxes have in the last couple years. recently my tax rates went up, which is a bitch, but i vote republican so maybe things will get better. i think he's become very interested in hanging out with me because, if my tax rates are anything to go by, ive somehow gotten a lot more handsome. guys like to hang out with handsome men because it makes them look better, i think. either way, jerry sometimes lets me drive his new car and he says its cool because 'i paid for it' but thats kind of a weird thing to say. like, i know he works for the government so i guess i kind of did, but its kind of rude to make fun of people like me who have to pay a big handsome tax.
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Sep 21, 2014 09:23
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Most attractives are not only good at it, they are bored with the whole thing and have to be weird and mean just for enough novelty to form memories Whereas if you've only recently handsomedd it's like "what is that guy doing, he's all excited about being a person how droll" it's not what I expected
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Sep 21, 2014 22:13
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This thread lead me to believe there were other hadsiemes to discuss our shared burden thanks op
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Sep 22, 2014 00:03
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Wicker Man posted:Women will act all lol no they dont
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Sep 22, 2014 00:05
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just got back from my resturaunt job were loose young girls practically rape you with reverse grinding because of current cultural trends.
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Sep 22, 2014 00:06
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naem posted:This thread lead me to believe there were other hadsiemes to discuss our shared burden thanks op let's see that picture naem also dat dick cuz i'm gay lol lil gbs meme 4 ya 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The only reason you aren't allowed to walk around with your dick lovingly outlined in your pants for all to see and appraise is the bullshit patriarchal decency laws put in place to trick women into depantsing men with small to average dicks. I would like to see this come to an end so that I don't have to waste my time with uncovering and dismissing subpar cock. This is ok for me
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Sep 22, 2014 02:03
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naem posted:Most attractives are not only good at it, they are bored with the whole thing and have to be weird and mean just for enough novelty to form memories thanks i now understand my life
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Sep 22, 2014 02:06
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It is not easy being the worlds sexiestt hump man, big peneis
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Sep 22, 2014 02:26
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just an update i am officially Ridiculously Handsome now.  I don't know if I'm ready to live life like this
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Sep 22, 2014 02:40
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The problem with being handsome is that getting laid is way too easy and takes the challenge out.
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Sep 22, 2014 03:12
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If I jog too much people at work get scared of me because I start looking like an extra from lord of the rings 
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Sep 22, 2014 03:14
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EA Sports posted:just got back from my resturaunt job were loose young girls practically rape you with reverse grinding because of current cultural trends. i worked at restaurant once, and this is true. im not sure why it happens in restaurants in particular.
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Sep 22, 2014 03:16
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naem posted:If I jog too much people at work get scared of me because I start looking like an extra from lord of the rings an orc? nasty 
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Sep 22, 2014 03:20
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Dementedghost posted:an orc? nasty orcs arent the extras. they're the mains if youre not racist.
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Sep 22, 2014 03:24
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even if you become handsome op it won't stop your penis from being microscopic
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