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what's your sauce of choice to complete the pizza experience?
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Sep 21, 2014 04:54
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cum okay, phew glad we got that out of the way
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Sep 21, 2014 04:55
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You know pizza comes with sauce on it from the start, right?
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Sep 21, 2014 04:55
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fat fat you're fat
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Sep 21, 2014 04:58
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poo, icky gross poo sauce OP
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Sep 21, 2014 04:59
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Ranch + Frank's
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Sep 21, 2014 05:02
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free range ranch dressing.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:03
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mookface posted:fat fat you're fat my body is pretty gross but i really doubt most ppl would call me fat
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Sep 21, 2014 05:05
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mayo + cum (the mayo is a cut so i can always have cum on hand)
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Sep 21, 2014 05:05
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usually no sauce
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Sep 21, 2014 05:05
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pizzas come with sauce on them
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Sep 21, 2014 05:05
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ranch bc i weigh approximately 375 lbs
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Sep 21, 2014 05:06
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wait op you didnt even list marinara as an option? like the only acceptable time to dip any part of the pizza is if you wanna make the crust into improv breadsticks seriously op what is your problem?
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Sep 21, 2014 05:08
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I'm pretty particular to garlic butter myself.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:08
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Parallax Scroll posted:pizzas come with sauce on them
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Sep 21, 2014 05:08
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logical phalluses posted:my body is pretty gross but i really doubt most ppl would call me fat you should eat pizza in moderation and when you do don't dip or slather the pizza with anything because it's fine the way it is there is your life hack for the day
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Sep 21, 2014 05:08
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I like to make a pizza lasagna and top it w/ maple syrup
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Sep 21, 2014 05:10
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Pizza doesn't need to be dipped in anything.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:12
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Sometimes I'll dip the crust in whatever I dip bread sticks in. The garlic whatever. But most of the time not even that. Who the gently caress dips a full slice into anything? Probably the same type of rear end in a top hat who cuts their pizza into squares.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:13
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I'm capable of eating pizza without drowning it in ranch you mouth-breathing fatlord.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:14
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i used to know some people who put ranch on every food
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Sep 21, 2014 05:16
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buy a pizza make a salad with oil and vinegar put some of the salad on the pizza fold the pizza eat the pizza save the crust use the crust like tongs to grab more salad.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:18
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Parallax Scroll posted:i used to know some people who put ranch on every food so theyre dead now right?
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Sep 21, 2014 05:19
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No blue cheese dressing so I wish you were dead op.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:21
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mookface posted:you should eat pizza in moderation and when you do don't dip or slather the pizza with anything because it's fine the way it is my life hack is eating things that taste good.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:21
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shiksa posted:so theyre dead now right? idk last time i saw one of them he lost a ton of weight. maybe he stopped doing that
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Sep 21, 2014 05:23
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vrm vrm that is the sound of me revving up the troll machine...youre dead op
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Sep 21, 2014 05:24
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logical phalluses posted:my life hack is eating things that taste good. Yeah but if pizza au naturale is not enough for you then your taste buds are all burnt and hosed up
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Sep 21, 2014 05:26
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I don't know if your junior high was like my junior high but you could not eat the pizza without dipping it in ranch and so this has become my shameful tradition. Doesn't matter what pizza it is. It is especially good when dipping bbq pizza into ranch though.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:26
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Big Beef City posted:free range ranch dressing.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:26
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 poo poo's delicious
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Sep 21, 2014 05:32
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overseer07 posted:I'm capable of eating pizza without drowning it in ranch you mouth-breathing fatlord.
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Sep 21, 2014 05:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:
gently caress u go back to whatever shithole piece of poo poo country your fail parents immigrated from OP
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Sep 21, 2014 05:34
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 I put barbados hot sauce on pretty much everything I eat, I have a problem
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Sep 21, 2014 05:35
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273423-X posted:
yeah your tongue is dying
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Sep 21, 2014 05:36
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z0rlandi viSSer posted:gently caress u go back to whatever shithole piece of poo poo country your fail parents immigrated from OP lol i'm not going back to Poland
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Sep 21, 2014 05:36
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shiksa posted:wait op you didnt even list marinara as an option? agreed. its a great use for leftover pizza sauce whenever you make pizza, just dip your crust in the leftover saucepan and its really good i loving hate ranch and i thought it was always a joke that people put ranch on pizza 'cause that sounds disgusting but i guess it's a v popular midwestern/southern thing to do? no wonder why the obesity rates there are higher than that of somethingawful dot com
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Sep 21, 2014 05:38
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hmmm this bread with sauce on it needs something I don't know how about some sauce?
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Sep 21, 2014 05:39
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Excelzior posted:hmmm this bread with sauce on it needs something how about some stupidly spicy sauce that overpowers all of the more subtle flavors
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Sep 21, 2014 05:42
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All of it.
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