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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

The Big Taff Man posted:

Euro Goons, are you out there?

Nope, drinking in a bar

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

beedeebee posted:

Nope, drinking in a bar

ugh, we need more dedication than this, don't be surprised to see yourself kicked when you next log in

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Andre Le Fuckface posted:

ugh, we need more dedication than this, don't be surprised to see yourself kicked when you next log in

I bet you wouldn't catch the "Parmos" going out, ugh.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Why is Parmos in quotation marks idgi

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

ugh, we need more dedication than this, don't be surprised to see yourself kicked when you next log in

Maybe I'm Brazilian? Ugh, this racism is destroying the beatiful game if you ask me.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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TheBigAristotle posted:

Why is Parmos in quotation marks idgi

I was quoting someone

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Mates record for the night stands at 6-1-1.

Pretty happy with that.

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

And the draw only because of a 90th minute equaliser, some quality games from the mates

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Duncan Sperguson posted:

And the draw only because of a 90th minute equaliser, some quality games from the mates

I checked Smelly faces stats, remember how he said his passes made was half ours (50 compared to 100) but his tackle % was the best. My tackle % was something like 27, yours 29, his was 33. Oh and his attempts at a tackle stood at 3.

So he made 1 tackle all night.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

The Big Taff Man posted:

I checked Smelly faces stats, remember how he said his passes made was half ours (50 compared to 100) but his tackle % was the best. My tackle % was something like 27, yours 29, his was 33. Oh and his attempts at a tackle stood at 3.

So he made 1 tackle all night.

I'm our top scorer so I can't hear you from all the way up here (hugging the half way line)

7lip
Mar 25, 2009

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Scored my first pro clubs goal since fifa 12 hell yeah

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

The Big Taff Man posted:

Mates record for the night stands at 6-1-1.

Pretty happy with that.

No clean sheets. Shameful stuff.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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sassassin posted:

No clean sheets. Shameful stuff.

Yeah if we'd had you in midfield and if Smelly face bought a new controller that the pass button worked on I think we would have been unbeatable last night

SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.
Maybe some games before football, because futbol??

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Players should get permanent stat penalties if they get tackled >10 times per game. There's no excuse for it other than being a nonce.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

sassassin posted:

Players should get permanent stat penalties if they get tackled >10 times per game. There's no excuse for it other than being a nonce.

Getting tackled loads just means the other team know you're dangerous and should be closely marked

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Getting tackled loads just means the other team know you're dangerous and should be closely marked

Injuries should give penalties, too. Pulled hamstring? Permanent -5 acceleration.

Finally got a goal to register on my pro. Only a third of games counting still.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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sassassin posted:

Injuries should give penalties, too. Pulled hamstring? Permanent -5 acceleration.

Finally got a goal to register on my pro. Only a third of games counting still.

All of mine are counting,

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Servers probably think I'm cheating because I complete more than a dozen passes a game. Surely no human player would ever do such a thing.

Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

Had about 5 games not count today.

RIP interception accomplishments, you will live on in my heart.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Anyone want to Parm this morning?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Played a great game, scored twice. Error sending my stats to the server. Cool.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Another 2 games down the drain...

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

sassassin posted:

Another 2 games down the drain...

I've sent you some pink boots. That should cheer you up.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Yeah I think drop ins are having a problem, actual club games are fine as far as I can tell

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

co op seasons isnt saving either, i think its just a poo poo game

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Duncan Sperguson posted:

co op seasons isnt saving either, i think its just a poo poo game

Give it a week or two for EA to fix it, this happened in battlefield 4, UFC and if I recall madden14 had some hicups (madden15 is fine though).

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

beedeebee posted:

I've sent you some pink boots. That should cheer you up.

They did, I put them on straight away.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Do we have some euro action

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

The Big Taff Man posted:

Do we have some euro action

I'll try and get on after the gf is done watching downton

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Who is aogusakka and why is he in the club

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

Who is aogusakka and why is he in the club

he is my friend he is good

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Come on then lets play you bunch of fannys

Jimmy James
Oct 1, 2004
The man so nice they named him twice.
How come nobody is on today?

Or maybe the better question is where did 8 of our members go, and why am I a manager now? I'm the only one left with like 30 games. PSN JimmyJames2k3

Jimmy James fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Sep 28, 2014

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Jimmy James posted:

How come nobody is on today?

Or maybe the better question is where did 8 of our members go, and why am I a manager now? I'm the only one left with like 30 games. PSN JimmyJames2k3

US parm is dead

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Details

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Good games tonight bad results.

Hope all your ham injuries get better soon, taff.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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sassassin posted:

Good games tonight bad results.

Hope all your ham injuries get better soon, taff.

It was just the one, in the 75th minute :(

Hope Smelly Face gets that new controller soon, gutted his pass button seems to be not working, or his cross button.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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NNick posted:

US parm is dead

Looks like a bunch of people set up a splinter team. Sad state of affairs imo

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I tried the co-op camera last night and thought it was alright for picking passes and seeing what's going on, but I also missed a free header off a corner so it's definitely got its drawbacks.

The players were also so small that when we played that team in green I had trouble picking them out at a glance.

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