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Sopapillas! Alright!
Oct 24, 2010

BusterBlintz posted:

*some news story from CNN or suchlike with racial overtones*

well this is what I think about this story, chaps

Uh, you do realize that I am literally shaking irl you loving bigot

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
post your pants making GBS threads stories

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im in all your base killing ur dudes which belong to us

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
*shittily photoshops the current president so hes shaling hands w/ cthulu*

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
how do i shot web

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
dance party? dance party

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
uhhh... is fyad leaking???

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

lmao that must have cost like 400 dollars w/ all the printer ink he went through he might as well have just went to kinkos or something jfc

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
WRONG WRONG I DISAGREE GARGGHH GBS HIVEMIND

King Zog
Apr 9, 2009
anyone got links for the goonette porn zip???

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



Golden manbabies goonsir

Goondolences

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


*18 CYOA Threads on Page 1*

OK GUYS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ITS GOING TO GET SPOOKY.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my fives take them

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
remember ecto cooler

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hey do u guys remember the last starfighter

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
rape culture

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

(A huge fuckoff long story about a horrible divorce and wondering if relationship should continue)

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Hobowine

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006


:frogout: you loving 2014.
:gonk:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

This celebrity made an insensitive comment. Now I can't watch any of his movies anymore.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Parallax Scroll posted:

This celebrity made an insensitive comment. Now I can't watch any of his movies anymore.

Speaking of celebrities, I met a really minor, barely celebrity once in my life, let me tell you the whole story

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Let's continue to post in the same 20 megathreads as last month

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009


Single emoticon reply. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Heh, this story reminds me of something that happened to me a little while ago.

:c00lbert: = Me
:byodame: = Crazy woman



:c00lbert:: Heh, I am the cool and very reasonable goon a hole-y ghost. I'm just minding my own business.
:byodame:: YOUR BUSINESS? YOUR BUSINESS? THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU loving IDIOT!!!
:c00lbert:: Wow, you're being awfully rude. Care for a stick of gum?
:byodame:: GUM? GUM??? loving gently caress AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH *dies*

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
poo poo dawg I just got helldumped what do? lol.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Everything is offensive. You are objectively bad for not agreeing with my every thought, opinion, and talking point. I am outraged at all times.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
this poo poo sucks, you fag

*posts goatse*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Parallax Scroll posted:

Let's continue to post in the same 20 megathreads as last month

Agreed, it's all low effort posting unless it's 30 well researched pages of near autistic research on a loving stupid subject

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Agreed, it's all low effort posting unless it's 30 well researched pages of near autistic research on a loving stupid subject

Siri Vs Contana : Who is sexier?

watch someone make the thread.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



MS paint your bullshit stories

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Parallax Scroll posted:

Let's continue to post in the same 20 megathreads as last month
hmm in contrast to current gbs...

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Ratjaculation posted:

MS paint your bullshit stories

One night in a restaurant.....

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008
Fag
*probated*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

So this one night, I went to Denny's. And you see, this is not the normal Denny's you think of that serves sort of lovely food for more money than it's worth. This is goontown Denny's, which violates hundreds of health codes and has a medieval torture chamber in its kitchen. Anyways, I ordered my eggs as usual:

:hydrogen: (me): I'll just have eggs and toast, please.
:byodame: (the waitress): HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS SIR???? GAAH gently caress
:hydrogen: I will just have my eggs coddled alla milanese and thank you madame.
:byodame: I'M SORRY SIR, WE ONLY HAVE SCRAMBLED, FRIED, OVER EASY, AND SUNNY SIDE UP. gently caress YOU!!!!!
:hydrogen: I will have them scrambled, then.

About 8 gazillion hours later, I got my food. And, I poo poo you not, I got my eggs and the waitress had the nerve to ask me if I wanted anything else. Yeah, sure, I'll take some strawberry jam, see you next August :rolleyes: At this point, my stomach was really grumbling, so I tuck in. Yuck. They must have gotten these eggs from an animal that went extinct in the Mesozoic. I go to the bathroom and do the needful.

This happens:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Here's a kickstarter for this hot dog guy I found. Don't question it hes got his poo poo together give money!

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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
oi m8s, it's chrimbo with Snatter Claus and ye old Avdente Calendare, brilliant for choccoes

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