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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Not convicted.

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Faster
Oct 5, 2007
Little heard MJ song about his accusers dad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxR2p88_btw

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

dude could put on a fuckin' show in his prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbqeF5whDFo

edit: rip ricky lawson :(

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
how do you know it's bedtime at michael jackson's house?

when the big hand touches the little hand

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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if michael jackson ever asks you if you want to blow bubbles, SAY NO

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
captain EO is the poo poo

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
remember the moonwalker game? and you had to go around rescuing kids? lol

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
this best MJ song: http://youtu.be/5X-Mrc2l1d0

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEQAie8ABLE

I disagree

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

http://youtu.be/wJluMi8bXYo

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk&list=RDYm0hZG-zNOk

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
So, a kid is sitting on Michael's lap waiting for an autograph.

Michael: "You know what? There's a great musician in you"



not sure how wellll this joke works in english but i tried cheers :)

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Das Butterbrot posted:

So, a kid is sitting on Michael's lap waiting for an autograph.

Michael: "You know what? There's a great musician in you"



not sure how wellll this joke works in english but i tried cheers :)

it works dont worry

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Das Butterbrot posted:

So, a kid is sitting on Michael's lap waiting for an autograph.

Michael: "You know what? There's a great musician in you"



not sure how wellll this joke works in english but i tried cheers :)

Ask the priests in Wisconsin.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Time, or People (or whichever) ran an article where they aged popular artists 20 years. MJ looked like Billy Dee Williams sorta, but he saw that picture and he looked so much like his father that it freaked him the gently caress out and rather started him down that whole plastic surgery path.





MJs father was incredibly abusive if you didn't know.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
The dude invented modern pop music. Idgaf if he touched a kid or a two. not my kid. Thriller on the otherhand belongs to us all.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

MegaGatts posted:

The dude invented modern pop music. Idgaf if he touched a kid or a two. not my kid. Thriller on the otherhand belongs to us all.

he was beaten by his dad, most of the family was.

it's really a sad story about trust issues.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Puppy Galaxy posted:

dude could put on a fuckin' show in his prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbqeF5whDFo

edit: rip ricky lawson :(

at 1:12:50 dude's moonwalking AND side-moonwalking

motherfucker was like a ninja dancing

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ColdReaches posted:

he was beaten by his dad, most of the family was.

it's really a sad story about trust issues.

Or an endorsement for domestic abuse

Hell, beat a few more children if that means more guys like Michael Jackson around

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Or an endorsement for domestic abuse

Hell, beat a few more children if that means more guys like Michael Jackson around

Get to play in the NFL even.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Time, or People (or whichever) ran an article where they aged popular artists 20 years. MJ looked like Billy Dee Williams sorta, but he saw that picture and he looked so much like his father that it freaked him the gently caress out and rather started him down that whole plastic surgery path.





MJs father was incredibly abusive if you didn't know.

Sauce? I knew he and his mum and siblings were severely abused, I didn't know he wanted to change his appearance bc he thought he would look like his dad. I assumed he wanted to change his appearance because he was given poo poo about how he looked, rather than being afraid of looking like his abuser, but that makes sense too

:smith:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Casca
Jan 25, 2006

The Saints must Flow.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Time, or People (or whichever) ran an article where they aged popular artists 20 years. MJ looked like Billy Dee Williams sorta, but he saw that picture and he looked so much like his father that it freaked him the gently caress out and rather started him down that whole plastic surgery path.





MJs father was incredibly abusive if you didn't know.

Supposedly he couldn't stand to watch his old performances with the Jackson 5 because his father would beat the poo poo out of them afterwards if they made a mistake.

Relevant video, the guy had incredible talent even at age 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bR4L0Y94AQ

red19fire
May 26, 2010

MJ specifically chose cancer patient children to abuse, because he knew they didn't have much time left on earth and wouldn't be able to testify if he got caught.

He's absolutely the greatest entertainer of all time, but it's really hard to separate the musician from the child abuser.

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

Johnny Aztec posted:

Time, or People (or whichever) ran an article where they aged popular artists 20 years. MJ looked like Billy Dee Williams sorta, but he saw that picture and he looked so much like his father that it freaked him the gently caress out and rather started him down that whole plastic surgery path.


Ironically enough it was Ebony magazine

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I like the part where he turned white which has the unfortunate side effect of turning into a sexual deviant

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Don Tacorleone posted:

Does anybody know where the G-Spot is, it's urgent

why this thread man

what about m j makes you think of sexhavers

Faster
Oct 5, 2007

red19fire posted:

MJ specifically chose cancer patient children to abuse, because he knew they didn't have much time left on earth and wouldn't be able to testify if he got caught.

He's absolutely the greatest entertainer of all time, but it's really hard to separate the musician from the child abuser.

Anyone that knows anything about the two accusations against him knows that the parents of the two children were money hungry, manipulative, exploitative, and looking to cash in on MJ's millions and image.

Kids such as Corey Feldman and the Culkin family who actually were taken advantage by adults (sexually and financially), never reported anything shady about Jackson.

Jackson had three kids and is one of the most visible people on the planet, you'd think if he was a child molester there would actually be evidence against him.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Michael Jackson's music was dumb, suck, boring and nobody would care or give him credit if he wasn't endlessly played in TV and radio.

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Nov 23, 2013

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Faster posted:

Anyone that knows anything about the two accusations against him knows that the parents of the two children were money hungry, manipulative, exploitative, and looking to cash in on MJ's millions and image.

Kids such as Corey Feldman and the Culkin family who actually were taken advantage by adults (sexually and financially), never reported anything shady about Jackson.

Jackson had three kids and is one of the most visible people on the planet, you'd think if he was a child molester there would actually be evidence against him.

yase the out-of-court settlements don't seem shady at all

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Michael Jackson's music was dumb, suck, boring and nobody would care or give him credit if he wasn't endlessly played in TV and radio.

This is the dumbest loving thing ever written.

Faster
Oct 5, 2007

The Hissing Butt posted:

yase the out-of-court settlements don't seem shady at all

It was 1993 dude, he was pressured to make it go away rather than be drawn into a long court battle that would further damage his reputation. Not to mention the media conspiracy surrounding him in the 5 years or so leading up to the accusations. People had been calling him a freak regularly ("wacko jacko") since like 1985 when he started hanging with Bubbles and putting together Bad. See: "Leave Me Alone" video

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Faster posted:

It was 1993 dude, he was pressured to make it go away rather than be drawn into a long court battle that would further damage his reputation. Not to mention the media conspiracy surrounding him in the 5 years or so leading up to the accusations. People had been calling him a freak regularly ("wacko jacko") since like 1985 when he started hanging with Bubbles and putting together Bad. See: "Leave Me Alone" video

it's such a shame he was forced to have a pet monkey and buy the elephant man's skeleton. why fate why??

Faster
Oct 5, 2007

The Hissing Butt posted:

buy the elephant man's skeleton

So uh he actually didn't do that. People tell a lie long enough and people start to believe it.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
If MJ didn't want to look like his dad why didn't he just take estrogen pills.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I have new respect for Michael Jackson after trying to learn how to moonwalk. That poo poo is hard.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Is that story about MJ making GBS threads all over his house and making his maids clean it up and laughing at them true or bunk.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Micheal Jackson is just another example of white people ganging up on a successful black man (que comments about how he was actually a successful white woman)

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Faster
Oct 5, 2007

Gaunab posted:

Micheal Jackson is just another example of white people ganging up on a successful black man (que comments about how he was actually a successful white woman)

Sad but true.

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