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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
What a horrible way to verify someone is a real person. I'm pretty sure anyone could create a fake facebook account and have 100 friends by the next day.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Wicker Man posted:

Yeah it's a kind of verifier or something. Also it is hilarious how many women's profiles specifically state they are not on Tinder for hook ups.

The "like" button is a heart for crying out loud.

That's only on Man Tinder; on Woman Tinder the like button is a little goatse cartoon

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Germstore posted:

What a horrible way to verify someone is a real person. I'm pretty sure anyone could create a fake facebook account and have 100 friends by the next day.

It can be funny to come across some of the troll accounts with model pictures who has a lot of GBS style posting on their little 'about me' blurb.



tacodaemon posted:

That's only on Man Tinder; on Woman Tinder the like button is a little goatse cartoon

I want this.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Tinder will never be as good as Grindr for one simple reason, bitches be cray.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
if you are in your 20s and cant get hosed then literally kill youreself

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
kill yourself if you haven't had sex in years, cause you'll do stupid poo poo for the first girl you have sex with, and your life will go down hill after that.

That or go celibate. (Seriously, sex isn't that good, or maybe I'm just really bad at it)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
maybe youre gay

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
It's not so much the sex as it is the want to be desired and form a connection with someone else.

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
maybe.... im gay?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i've given up on sex in favor of booze and money. i wish i was joking

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
so im gay

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm gonna have sex on Tuesday, OP.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
drat...that's cold

real cold bro i thought we were pals

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
is it with another chick who isn't in to you?

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Dementedghost posted:

is it with another chick who isn't in to you?

oh DANG

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
7.5 weeks. It's been terrible.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dementedghost posted:

is it with another chick who isn't in to you?

The same one!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

King of Internet posted:

drat...that's cold

real cold bro i thought we were pals

If I can do it, YOU can do it!

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

redshirt posted:

If I can do it, YOU can do it!

true...man this is fillin me up with inspiration...this is like the first time I watched Rocky

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
getting hard now

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
What is love

Baby dont hurt me

Dont hurt me

U gay

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

What is love

Baby dont hurt me

Dont hurt me

U gay

how did you know? was it that time you walked in on me getting railed bareback by a guy wearing chaps and a fireman hat?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

you irl posted:

how did you know? was it that time you walked in on me getting railed bareback by a guy wearing chaps and a fireman hat?

Ru Paul is not impressed by your shenanigans...

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I had lots of sex today. Sorry OP.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
im gay but never be a girls bitch nah mean aight brother stay trill

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

lack of nonsexual physical intimacy is harsher and more damaging long term than lack of sex

you can jerk off to release sexual tension but there's nothing you can really do on your own that replaces hugs or someone running their fingers through your hair etc.

people try with silly poo poo like body pillows but it doesn't work

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Torka posted:

lack of nonsexual physical intimacy is harsher and more damaging long term than lack of sex

you can jerk off to release sexual tension but there's nothing you can really do on your own that replaces hugs or someone running their fingers through your hair etc.

people try with silly poo poo like body pillows but it doesn't work

This is true.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

King of Internet posted:

Ok so I think I did something wrong

The hooker has a dick and I'm bleeding

Floss beforehand next time

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Denny's.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I want to hear more about Waroduce's uncle. I'm an uncle aficionado.

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Torka posted:

lack of nonsexual physical intimacy is harsher and more damaging long term than lack of sex

you can jerk off to release sexual tension but there's nothing you can really do on your own that replaces hugs or someone running their fingers through your hair etc.

people try with silly poo poo like body pillows but it doesn't work

yah orgasms are neat but lack of this hurts

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

if you are in your 20s and cant get hosed then literally kill youreself

I'll hold off cause I have hope that in a few years I'll have rearranged my life to be more attractive but if I hit 30 and I'm still can't get hosed then okay, I'll go ahead and do that

cis white male fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Sep 22, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

I'm gonna have sex on Tuesday, OP.

Thats my birthday! I'm aiming for a birthday blowjob.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
1. put an ad on craigslist saying "bbw wanted"
2. slame whale
3. holy grail

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


.lnk to the past posted:

1. put an ad on craigslist saying "bbw wanted"
2. slame whale
3. holy grail

Be poetic about it, chicks love poo poo that rhyme. Maybe redo the title of this ad to say "I Don't Mean To Trouble You... But I Want a BBW!"

Anyone who replies that doesn't say something about the title isn't worth your sextime, OP.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Zzulu posted:

there are like, hundreds of thousands of desperately horny people on various dating sites and fuckbuddy sites and wahtever. If you havent gotten laid in years you havent been tryin

this. if you don't have sex, you just don't want it that much.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Torka posted:

lack of nonsexual physical intimacy is harsher and more damaging long term than lack of sex

you can jerk off to release sexual tension but there's nothing you can really do on your own that replaces hugs or someone running their fingers through your hair etc.

people try with silly poo poo like body pillows but it doesn't work

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i sleep in a big bed with my wife

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

this. if you don't have sex, you just don't want it that much.
stop uglyshaming :arghfist::mad:

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Torka posted:

lack of nonsexual physical intimacy is harsher and more damaging long term than lack of sex

you can jerk off to release sexual tension but there's nothing you can really do on your own that replaces hugs or someone running their fingers through your hair etc.

people try with silly poo poo like body pillows but it doesn't work

Fortunately they have robots for that now

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