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See I was raised believing in heaven but even then that was a murky idea at best. I guess I don't know. And maybe the issue here is that I'm having some anxiety over this.
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u dead
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:19 |
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kill yourself and find out
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:21 |
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IF you're a good person you go to heaven where anime is banned. If you're a bad person you go to hell where all you do is watch that one little girl screecher anime thing non stop on repeat. Then they make you live perform it.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:22 |
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when i meet st. peter at the pearly gates, i'll be doing so with my dick in my hand and my middle finger extended.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:24 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:when i meet st. peter at the pearly gates, i'll be doing so with my dick in my hand and my middle finger extended. Hell yeah
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:25 |
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peace.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:25 |
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LARDROOM
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:26 |
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cucked in front of your 72 virgins
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:26 |
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i posted a thread about dis a few weeks ago if u look it up in it p much explain u turn into some kinda ghost and get assigned a ghost job that u do mindlessly anyways peace out hth
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:31 |
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Well, assuming you're dying of natural causes, first you'll start to lose interest in people and things you used to feel close to. Appetite will diminish. Skin will become waxy and pale. Hands and feet will become cold. Breathing and heartbeat will become increasingly irregular. You may begin to see hallucinations (dead loved ones being a common theme). A hospice agency may take an interest in you, or it may not. Towards the very end you'll most likely go into Cheyne-Stokes respirations: periods of apnea followed by long, gasping snores. At some point in the process something will give out and you'll die. Your experience may vary.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:32 |
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You return to the Great Room
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:34 |
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If you've been good you hear this as the pearly gates open: Saint-Saens: Symphony no.3 http://youtu.be/Hmo30e15Bzg and you receive a companion of your choice for all eternity with a great arse. If you've been bad you hear the same thing but this time your companion is forced on you for all eternity and says "That's the song from 'Babe'!" every five minutes while mouth breathing.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:38 |
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your body is already the product of stardust so it cant be any worse you loving pussy
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:38 |
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i hope my carbon molecules are directly involved in a super nova somehow
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:39 |
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you cause your family to pay an annoying bill to deal with your corpse.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:41 |
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Vynar posted:you cause your family to pay an annoying bill to deal with your corpse. I'm going to die in Tibet and have a sky burial.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:43 |
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when you get buried dyou become a skeleton in the ground which is pretty metal tbqh
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:43 |
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been waiting for a chance to use this again:
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:54 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:been waiting for a chance to use this again:
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:57 |
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can't one post their sincere opinion about the afterlife in the form of a madden giferator without being labeled an atheist?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:58 |
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Neukoln19 posted:See I was raised believing in heaven but even then that was a murky idea at best. I guess I don't know. And maybe the issue here is that I'm having some anxiety over this.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:58 |
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You go to Heaven or Hell, depending on what side of #gamergate you're on.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:59 |
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putrefaction
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:59 |
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hey atheist what does gods cum taste like?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:01 |
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I no longer have to put up with your bullshit.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:05 |
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What happened before you were born?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:21 |
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redshirt posted:What happened before you were born? nothing of interest
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:31 |
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well if you think about it, your individual existence really seems based on something undefinable. nobody can say what mechanism can make nearly identical physical beings develop into an individual experience. it would make most sense to assume that whatever makes us an individual is something that we are all part of when not existing as individuals.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:40 |
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EA Sports posted:well if you think about it, your individual existence really seems based on something undefinable. nobody can say what mechanism can make nearly identical physical beings develop into an individual experience. it would make most sense to assume that whatever makes us an individual is something that we are all part of when not existing as individuals. We call it "The Great Link".
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:41 |
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we all cum togerhder dummy
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:43 |
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It's just one unending orgasm for the rest of eternity.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:49 |
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Seizure Robot posted:kill yourself and find out suicide is a brazen approach to the questions of philosophy for those too adventurous and curious to be satisfied with empty words
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:53 |
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an amazing all you can eat buffet including unlimited crab legs that never run out
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:53 |
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You respawn in a random new location on earth with a chance of being somehow lamer than the person you currently are now.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:55 |
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It's probably the same thing that happens before you are born.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:56 |
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I'll probably be some clubfooted Indian guy in the year 2078 who grows up playing with turds for toys.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:57 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'll probably be some clubfooted Indian guy in the year 2078 who grows up playing with turds for toys. i thought you said lamer than you are now
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:58 |
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Well, first the worms will crawl in. And then they'll crawl out. And at some point they'll play pinochle on your snout.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:59 |
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Worms and other poo poo eats you and then farts you out
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