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Sep 23, 2014 04:32
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you start over.. only this time as an alien that shits out its mouth.. there are only so many conscientiousness in the universe.. be glad you were a human at one point.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:33
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nomadologique posted:when it opens is there a buddha there or...? lol no it's Nicki Minaj
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Sep 23, 2014 04:33
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Lansoc posted:you start over.. only this time as an alien that shits out its mouth.. there are only so many conscientiousness in the universe.. be glad you were a human at one point. I am already an alien that shits out its mouth so what happens when I die?
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Sep 23, 2014 04:34
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Quickscope420dad posted:lol no it's Nicki Minaj holy moly catch ya in the next life suicidin asap
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Sep 23, 2014 04:36
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Quickscope420dad posted:I am already an alien that shits out its mouth so what happens when I die? You're in luck.. next up is a stint on a generational space ship.. downside? reproducing the next generation means you must crawl up the females anus and go into hibernation.. after 6 months you are then shat out and fed upon by your newly born young. downside part duex? that is the peak of intelligent life in the universe.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:51
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Lansoc posted:You're in luck.. next up is a stint on a generational space ship.. downside? reproducing the next generation means you must crawl up the females anus and go into hibernation.. after 6 months you are then shat out and fed upon by your newly born young. downside part duex? that is the peak of intelligent life in the universe. lmao "downside"
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Sep 23, 2014 05:10
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nomadologique posted:what? no, that makes no sense. obviously you get sent back to work off your debt to The Company. incurring more debt in the process for the temporary use of a Body, a Womb, a Population Slot, Earthly Resources etc... You obviously didn't make enough Profit
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Sep 23, 2014 10:05
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Same poo poo that happened before you were born, I guess.
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Sep 23, 2014 11:05
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i actually heard this somewhere before and it scared me cause i know i'd sabotage myself and think of something horrible.how is it possible to be in a good state of mind at death, most people ar probably terrified You might have even seen it here before, I have been posting the same poo poo for 10 years. It's pretty easy to practice. With lucid dreaming I have disassociated my waking conscious from my dreaming one, so I die a few times a week while waking from dreams. It is intense at first, because the Universe that exists within your dream ceases to exist along with your consciousness of it, and if you are aware of your impending non existence the death is very real. At first the dreaming consciousness resents the hell out of the waking one, because my continuity destroys his. Lately though, the me that dies with the dream is just really grateful to have existed at all, because he's learned to fly and imagine worlds into existence and all that. So yeah, when I do die for real, I really hope it's in my sleep.
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Sep 23, 2014 11:17
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looking forward to some of that sweet non-existence, not going to lie
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Sep 23, 2014 11:19
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When you die, goblins come for your body and your family / loved ones have to pay the goblins in sexual favours just to give you a regular funeral if you don't have any loved ones the goblins just gently caress your corpse until it disintegrates like i said earlier this is all in the bible guys just take a loving read
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Sep 23, 2014 11:34
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Quickscope420dad posted:When you die, goblins come for your body and your family / loved ones have to pay the goblins in sexual favours just to give you a regular funeral ROFL
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Sep 23, 2014 12:00
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Neukoln19 posted:What happens when we die? Nothing happens. An eternity of non-existence. Goodnight, pleasant dreams.
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Sep 23, 2014 12:10
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Cucking Mama posted:ROFL looks like the goblins have come early for me
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Sep 23, 2014 12:10
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Your corporeal form is condensed to a small bony profusion, trapping your eternal spirit inside. This is then placed in a bronze vessel, eldritch and arcane glyphs marking its outside. Inside are placed copies of your best posts, carved into the finest marble with a blessed chisel. What this means is that the OPs bronze vessel is gonna have a shitload of free space inside it.
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Sep 24, 2014 00:36
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You video game refernece and then you do something from the Matrix series
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Sep 24, 2014 00:46
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we are judged based upon what knowledge of the savior we had during our lifetime. My knowledge consists of recognizing the savior of humanity is an rear end in a top hat so i'm not sure which tier of heaven i'll be placed in.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:16
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reincarnate as a yet shittier poster i see you are no stranger to The Cycle
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Sep 24, 2014 01:18
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Whatever it is it's probably markedly similar to what happened to you during the roughly 14 billion years that went by before you were born. Except it'll go on infinitely longer.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:25
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If u die in this thread u die in real life
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Sep 24, 2014 01:39
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Odd posted:You obviously didn't make enough Profit well yea if you make enough profit they let you off, but if you don't they don't send you into an eternal hell of poverty, they send you right back to make up what you lost
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Sep 24, 2014 01:44
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Quickscope420dad posted:When you die a lotus flower grows directly out of your urethra 
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