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The EU sucks. The EU has banned incadescent lightbulbs. Last month the EU banned vacuum cleaners (that work). Next year the EU plans to ban washing machines that work. Europeans please discuss how the EU has degraded your quality of life. Please limit yourself to consumerist woes. I don't really care if the ECB has installed a technocratic government and put the country you live in on par with Angola in terms of HDI.
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Sep 21, 2014 15:54
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gently caress you b!tch
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I love it, the socialists think they can legislate their way to a clean planet, problem is all there doing is moving industry into the developing world. Once they get rich they will supplant Europe economically and then, culturally as well. You will be slaves. Keep hugging those trees, eurofags.
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Sep 21, 2014 15:56
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what is the eu? is it pronounced like "ew"
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:I love it, the socialists think they can legislate their way to a clean planet, problem is all there doing is moving industry into the developing world. Once they get rich they will supplant Europe economically and then, culturally as well. You will be slaves. Keep hugging those trees, eurofags. wheres this from
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Sep 21, 2014 15:56
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yeah like eeeuuuuuuu u succckkk
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Actually the EU is pretty cool wrt to things like freedom of movement, loads of worker's rights and sensible consumer regulations like harmonising phone chargers. They're a bit poo poo with huge agricultural subsidies mainly to keep the french happy but on balance it's a force for good.
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The EU and I had continued our phone and email sex sessions. Meeting and actually sucking him had not diminished my hidden desires for giving oral sex to another guy. If anything the experiences were making me even more naughty than I had been previously.
One Friday night I was out and a little bit tipsy. Actually, I was just plain drunk. I was home alone for the weekend. As I was waiting for a taxi home I sent the EU an email. The email just told him how much I wanted to suck him again.
He responded almost straight away. The drunken emails I sent him on my taxi journey home kept getting hotter and dirtier. I was drunk and horny as hell. I wanted to taste him.
I was too drunk to drive and it was too expensive to get a cab to his. By the time I opened my front door I was sporting a very hard erection. My phone beeped to tell me I had a new email. It was the EU, he was offering to drive to mine right now and gently caress my face.
It was so tempting, too tempting. I was fearful of somehow getting caught but was so full of lust. I sat on the bottom step in my hallway and agonised over what to do. I wanted his cock. I needed his cock. In the end my head overruled my dick. But that did not stop me undoing my jeans right there and then and shooting my load all over my stomach as I sat on the stairs. I sent the EU a series of explicit photographs as I wanked myself to orgasm.
I went to bed and slept the heavy sleep of the drunk and the sexually sated. I was awoken just before six a.m. by my phone going again. It was an email, from the EU.
'You awake?' it read. I replied that I was now.
'Come over here now and suck me. Been thinking about it all night. Need you to suck me.' He responded.
I needed no second invitation. I dived out of bed and pulled on my clothes. He emailed me to say he would leave his front door open. I was just to come in, lock the door and find him in his bed.
Just the drive to his house was capable of getting me erect. When I arrived I discovered the front door was unlocked. I let myself in and quietly closed it behind me. Outside of his bedroom door I quickly stripped off my clothes and crept into his room. How quickly had I become such a slut?
I could see him beneath his duvet, with his back to me. I slipped into his bed and my hand snaked round his hip to find his soft cock. I gently began to massage his cock as I kissed the back of his neck. Both he and his cock were soon fully awake. I pulled on his erect cock as my semi hard cock was pressed against his legs.
He rolled onto his back and I replaced my hand with my mouth. The manly smell of his groin was strong this morning, as he had yet to shower, but his cock still tasted great and felt even better. He placed a hand on the back of my head to dictate my rhythm as he murmured encouragement. The word "cocksucker" was used frequently.
I bathed his cock in my mouth until suddenly his one hand on the back of my head changed to two hands holding my head and gently moving me away from his cock.
"I don't want to cum yet," he whispered.
His hands directed me upwards and I found myself lying on top of him, chest to chest, with his open legs either side of me. He pulled my face towards him and our lips met. I hungrily kissed his mouth, my tongue dancing with his tongue, amazed at how much I was enjoying this kiss.
This had always been about the giving of oral sex. That was the thought that turned me on. But as I lay there I suddenly found my hips gyrating as I rubbed myself against him. I enjoyed the sensation on my cock as he probed my mouth with his tongue. His knees were drawn up and I was cradled between his legs. I then realised where my cock was. It was pushing against his hole. I realised what I was doing. I was dry loving him. Dry loving him and loving it. Dry loving him and wanting more.
"That's it Jay," he whispered in my ear, "be as dirty as you want to be."
Frightened by what I was doing I rolled off him and took his cock back in my hand. I stroked the skin back and forth along his shaft. I laid my head on his stomach and watched as I manipulated his cock.
"I am going to cum, you going to make me cum you horny cocksucker," the EU warned me.
Without giving it a second thought I took the tip of his cock into my mouth and he immediately started to spunk. For the first time, I had a man cumming in my mouth. I let the spunk dribble out of my lips and back down his shaft.
His hand found my cock.
"Stick your tongue in my mouth," he commanded me.
As I kissed him deeply he wanked my cock with firm strokes until I erupted all over his leg.
By 9 am I was back in my car, the taste of his cum in my mouth and thoughts I never dreamed of having flooding through my head.
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Ratjaculation posted:The EU and I had continued our phone and email sex sessions. Meeting and actually sucking him had not diminished my hidden desires for giving oral sex to another guy. If anything the experiences were making me even more naughty than I had been previously. One Friday night I was out and a little bit tipsy. Actually, I was just plain drunk. I was home alone for the weekend. As I was waiting for a taxi home I sent the EU an email. The email just told him how much I wanted to suck him again. He responded almost straight away. The drunken emails I sent him on my taxi journey home kept getting hotter and dirtier. I was drunk and horny as hell. I wanted to taste him. I was too drunk to drive and it was too expensive to get a cab to his. By the time I opened my front door I was sporting a very hard erection. My phone beeped to tell me I had a new email. It was the EU, he was offering to drive to mine right now and gently caress my face. It was so tempting, too tempting. I was fearful of somehow getting caught but was so full of lust. I sat on the bottom step in my hallway and agonised over what to do. I wanted his cock. I needed his cock. In the end my head overruled my dick. But that did not stop me undoing my jeans right there and then and shooting my load all over my stomach as I sat on the stairs. I sent the EU a series of explicit photographs as I wanked myself to orgasm. I went to bed and slept the heavy sleep of the drunk and the sexually sated. I was awoken just before six a.m. by my phone going again. It was an email, from the EU. 'You awake?' it read. I replied that I was now. 'Come over here now and suck me. Been thinking about it all night. Need you to suck me.' He responded. I needed no second invitation. I dived out of bed and pulled on my clothes. He emailed me to say he would leave his front door open. I was just to come in, lock the door and find him in his bed. Just the drive to his house was capable of getting me erect. When I arrived I discovered the front door was unlocked. I let myself in and quietly closed it behind me. Outside of his bedroom door I quickly stripped off my clothes and crept into his room. How quickly had I become such a slut? I could see him beneath his duvet, with his back to me. I slipped into his bed and my hand snaked round his hip to find his soft cock. I gently began to massage his cock as I kissed the back of his neck. Both he and his cock were soon fully awake. I pulled on his erect cock as my semi hard cock was pressed against his legs. He rolled onto his back and I replaced my hand with my mouth. The manly smell of his groin was strong this morning, as he had yet to shower, but his cock still tasted great and felt even better. He placed a hand on the back of my head to dictate my rhythm as he murmured encouragement. The word "cocksucker" was used frequently. I bathed his cock in my mouth until suddenly his one hand on the back of my head changed to two hands holding my head and gently moving me away from his cock. "I don't want to cum yet," he whispered. His hands directed me upwards and I found myself lying on top of him, chest to chest, with his open legs either side of me. He pulled my face towards him and our lips met. I hungrily kissed his mouth, my tongue dancing with his tongue, amazed at how much I was enjoying this kiss. This had always been about the giving of oral sex. That was the thought that turned me on. But as I lay there I suddenly found my hips gyrating as I rubbed myself against him. I enjoyed the sensation on my cock as he probed my mouth with his tongue. His knees were drawn up and I was cradled between his legs. I then realised where my cock was. It was pushing against his hole. I realised what I was doing. I was dry loving him. Dry loving him and loving it. Dry loving him and wanting more. "That's it Jay," he whispered in my ear, "be as dirty as you want to be." Frightened by what I was doing I rolled off him and took his cock back in my hand. I stroked the skin back and forth along his shaft. I laid my head on his stomach and watched as I manipulated his cock. "I am going to cum, you going to make me cum you horny cocksucker," the EU warned me. Without giving it a second thought I took the tip of his cock into my mouth and he immediately started to spunk. For the first time, I had a man cumming in my mouth. I let the spunk dribble out of my lips and back down his shaft. His hand found my cock. "Stick your tongue in my mouth," he commanded me. As I kissed him deeply he wanked my cock with firm strokes until I erupted all over his leg. By 9 am I was back in my car, the taste of his cum in my mouth and thoughts I never dreamed of having flooding through my head. EU had sex with me, but pulled out a cigarette, took a drag, and in the most unaffected voice told me "that'd be a 50 quid, mate."
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I had thoughts, sexual thoughts, of being with a man since way back when. If I was honest with myself I would admit having some thoughts of it as an adolescent. The feelings grew stronger as I got older. I knew that a friend from university was gay and other friends had told me he had a crush on me. As I reached my mid twenties I thought about contacting him just so I could engineer some kind of opportunity to act out some of my thoughts. I never got round to it. My thoughts remained just that, thoughts.
So, what were my thoughts? Well I fantasised about giving another man a blowjob. I did not find men attractive per se. I did not want to do anything else with a man. Did not particularly fantasise about being blown by a guy. It was the thought of sucking a man's penis that got me incredibly turned on. More turned on than anything else I had ever fantasised about.
Those thoughts were with me for a number of years. Eventually I discovered chatrooms on the internet and this caused an explosion (in more ways than one!). I began to have cyber sex. That does not do it justice. I became addicted to cyber sex. I would take every opportunity to go online and share my fantasies with other guys. This exploration continually surprised me. I could not believe how excited I became when I pretended to have sex with guys as we swapped accounts of what we would do to each other.
Over time I started to have regular sessions with the same guy, The EU. He was a gay guy, about the same age as me and took things nice and slow with me. He knew exactly my situation. Perhaps I should explain it to you as well. I was married. Nobody knew about this side of me and nobody could ever know.
Time and time again I chatted to The EU. Describing to him what I wanted to do to him. With him. Getting incredibly turned on as we chatted about it. Masturbating simultaneously with him as we typed. We shared countless orgasms.
One day as we chatted, as we told each other how turned on we were, as we described our state of arousal, he asked me to send him a photograph. I had always needed the anonymity of the internet but the thought of showing myself to him was overwhelming. With a little persuasion I agreed. Using a digital camera I took a snap of my erect cock and sent it to him. I had found something that took my enjoyment of this to a whole new level. I confess I bombarded him with photographs of my hard on. From all sort of angles. Never anything that would identify myself. Just my cock and balls.
In due course The EU told me he wanted to hear me cum. He repeatedly asked me to have phonesex with him. I refused. This was a step too far. The EU would wait until he knew I was close to cumming, after I had sent him photographs of my dripping cock and when I had told him I was getting close to shooting, and would then ask me to call him. "It would be so sexy," he would type. He would cajole and encourage.
Eventually I was seduced by the idea of it. I set myself some rules. I would call him. I would withhold my number. Nothing could go wrong.
Nothing did go wrong. He was right. We began by typing out our fantasies to each other in our usual instant messaging service. I sent him some pictures. Then he asked me to call him. This time I gave in and told him my rules. With my jeans and underwear pulled down we had phonesex that afternoon. As he whispered his dirty talk to me I had a powerful orgasm and listened as The EU moaned his way through his own climax.
I was hooked.
It is no exaggeration to say that we continued to regularly engage in this illicit correspondence. I played a little hard to get when it came to his suggestions of phonesex. I pretended to get coy and bashful. The truth was I lived for those sessions. The more we did this the more I knew how much I craved this exciting, taboo sexual contact.
I made the next decision. I wanted it for real. I wanted him for real. Surprisingly he was more reluctant to actually meet. In the throes of our masturbatory chat I would talk about meeting up. I made it clear I really meant it. He would never make those final arrangements.
Then one day he said he was going to be visiting some friends near to where I lived. He asked if I wanted to meet him in a car park, just to say hello. Despite this being what I wanted the thought of meeting did fill me with dread. Here I was, a married man in my late thirties who had only ever dabbled in having some sort of virtual sex with a man. I was able to overcome my conservative reluctance as we were meeting on a Sunday afternoon in a relatively public place.
At the appointed time I arrived in the car park. He had told me the make of his car and that he would stand next to it. I could see he had parked in the most remote area, away from other cars. I pulled alongside him and he immediately got into my car.
"Hi," he said, "good to finally put a face to the cock..."
It made me smile. It was still a bit weird. I was used to sexual encounters with women who I found attractive. I did not find him attractive. And yet my cock was hard just by meeting him.
We made small talk for ten minutes. Mainly discussing how strange it was to finally meet after sharing such intimate moments together. Out of the blue he told me that he was not disappointed at all by the reality. I was a man he could "fancy".
I did not have time to be flattered. As soon as he had said that he leant over and kissed me. I was not expecting that. I had never really wanted to kiss a man. His face felt rough against mine. He had a good, clean scent about him. And then his tongue entered my mouth and I found myself willingly snogging another man.
He broke off the kiss and spoke.
"I need to see your cock," he said and simultaneously rubbed the bulge in my trousers.
He undid my zip. My iron hard dick was exposed. It was still tucked inside my trousers but pressed against the opening. I heard him moan appreciatively and then he rubbed his finger against my exposed flesh. I watched him run his finger along my flesh in total rapture. The sight of a man touching my cock was thrilling, even if the touching was fleeting.
He kissed me again. This time I reached over and felt his bulge. There was no mistaking his arousal. I did not unbutton his jeans but just caressed and squeezed his hard on through the material.
If this carried on then things were going to get too much for a car park in broad daylight. We both seemed to realise it and broke off the kiss. I was pressed right back in my seat, The EU's eyes did not leave my open fly.
Almost in a whisper said, "I want you to be my cocksucker."
He knew from our chats that being called his cocksucker turned me on. That was why I had spoken to him in the first place, because of my desire to suck cock. There was no prospect of me sucking him there and then. I was taking huge risks but that would have been too far.
We arranged I would go to his place soon and with that he left me alone in the car. My flies still open. My mind whirling with lustful thoughts.
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yeah grand admiral thrawn was a pretty dumb villain
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The EU is basically a clever scheme to get the germans rich.
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The idea of a strong unified Europe makes my underwear wet. Working towards a EU state is an admirable goal. The rest of the world is scared shitless by this and try to sabotage this at every opportunity.
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I am Glad the EU no longer exist. all hail our cartoon mouse overload.
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Mordekai posted:The idea of a strong unified Europe makes my underwear wet. Working towards a EU state is an admirable goal. The rest of the world is scared shitless by this and try to sabotage this at every opportunity. it's neither nor strong nor unified seeing how Europe reacted to recession. Plus lolling at their laughable military capabilities.
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The EU sucks bc the only unifying force in Western Europe is the Catholic Church The presidents of European countries don't even get coronated by him anymore smdh
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how much longer before the EU totally disintegrates and all the different types of white people start killing each other en masse again?
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Shelf Adventure posted:
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lolling how the EU rapidity expanded to take in states like Greece that were basically a really bad match for the rest of the EU. Also a really good way to stir up the paranoid Russians
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NihilismNow posted:The EU sucks. Heres a little ww2 humor, How many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, The german SS shot them to make a ladder.
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etalian posted:it's neither nor strong nor unified seeing how Europe reacted to recession. No, it's not strong now, because its not unified enough. The problem with the union is that the nation state still is viewed as the most sovereign entity.
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etalian posted:The EU is basically a clever scheme to get the germans rich. EU = The 4th Reich
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^That's unironically what most 40+'s belive here...etalian posted:Is great success LOL, your unemployment is nearly as high as Greece and they had a total economic collapse. Also I'm sure every country between Ireland and Spain on that chart was already a desolate shithole. I'm also pretty sure that charts numbers are out of date. Oh yeah and don't forget you greedy cunts started the recession so nice job loving up the employment in all those countries.
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Just wait for the ebola outbreak, then start panic Like you never knew it was coming.
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redshirt posted:EU = The 4th Reich Germans discovered that the euro note is better than the panzer for subjecting a whole continent. Wonder who thought it was a good idea to have multiple sovereign nations share the same currency despite their vastly different economic makeup.
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etalian posted:Germans discovered that the euro note is better than the panzer for subjecting a whole continent. satan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsxT-tjW_Zg
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Have A nice Day
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ColdReaches your posts still loving suck
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Tautologicus posted:ColdReaches your posts still loving suck I don't sugar coat "hun" want to harrass me some more, thats fine, WE MEEET UP ON MAPLESTORY :edit, the person is fine, just daft
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etalian posted:Germans discovered that the euro note is better than the panzer for subjecting a whole continent. the economic structure of the eu is based on a lot of utopian neoliberal ideas, despite the typical "hurr socialism" thing the op is doing. it probably wasn't that hard for loony economics professors to convince french and german politicians "if we can get those dirty tariff-having neighbors of yours into this thing they'll have to compete in THE MARKET with your goods instead of propping up their inferior domestic companies" also california banned incandescent bulbs years ago
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i like the eu but then again im german dance puppets dance
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economics goes out the window with spain and greece buncha rich guys figured itd be cool to have the olympics there welp cant fix stupid
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lol if you live in europe try a nice refreshing bowl of freedom you fucktards oh wait you can't because you don't live in usa 
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