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Ok guys,,, time to get in on the GROUND FLOOR of the next big thing in forum history. we're putting on a challenge..... YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS KIND OF THING IN NBCS FEAR FACTOR or in food network's "bizzarre food" well, its time for GOONS to get in on the action. HOW DOES IT WORK? Well, I am glad you asked... here is how it works, you (gbs goons) chose a CRAZY food for me to eat... and then, I EAT IT... all of it, down to the last disgustng bite....  may need to call the medics in on some of these is there a doctor in the house lolI will then document, with PHOTOS, each and every food challenge.....things may get....... rude (NWS...maybe???) ------- SO, to get thing started, here is a little food journey I just took, to show GBS ive got the chops to complete this adventure.... dug around and found some exotic pickled goods.... found these:  what the poo poo are [i]those[/b] you ask? well, turns out they are  pickled okra.... a food common to WEST AFRICA (......ebola anyone.....?) oh man what am i getting myself into, well... here goes EVERYTHING.....  Texture: slimey, sorta like a snot or somethingi dunno. Flavour: really pickly, sorta like a pickle. Desctriptionː seems these ɑɾe some soɾt of seed pod... it wɑs like eɑtinɡ ɑn ɑlien eɡɡ sɑck....ɑnd in ɑ BAD WAY  I kept going, trooping through these abominations.....  but finnaly had to throw the towel in on the last one... I just had one too many putrid pickle pouches spurt in my mouth .....   Ok, so that givs you a sample of what I am capable of.... THE QUESTION IS NOW:::::: what next goons??? you decide  :slic: 
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Cut off a fingat and eat it
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Sep 21, 2014 16:50
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eat a dick OP
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Sep 21, 2014 16:51
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poo poo
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Sep 21, 2014 16:51
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*rubs hands* op go eat some century eggs
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Sep 21, 2014 16:52
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off the floor likea animal you piece of poo poo.
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Sep 21, 2014 16:53
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NO thats people food! bad dog!
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Sep 21, 2014 16:53
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fart into a plastic bag of marshmallows and then seal it for an hour so it absorbs the farts and then eat that. eat a fart
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Sep 21, 2014 16:55
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dunk a donut in the toilet tank and eat that
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Sep 21, 2014 16:55
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Eat a hot pocket microwaved for too long
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Sep 21, 2014 16:55
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pull out one of your teeth and then grind it to a powder and then sprinkle that on buttered toast
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Sep 21, 2014 16:56
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drink a quart of motor oil
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Sep 21, 2014 16:56
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Pictures are not sufficient, how do I know you ate it. Post video, voted 1.
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Sep 21, 2014 16:57
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nice facial hair
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Sep 21, 2014 17:00
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Congratulations, you just ate something that the majority of the deep south consumes on a daily basis, u hardcore
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Sep 21, 2014 17:07
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oh man you hosed up wrt okra i nominate  you may have to rehydrate them like a cup o' soup.
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Sep 21, 2014 17:08
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bonestructure posted:Congratulations, you just ate something that the majority of the deep south consumes on a daily basis, u hardcore uhh.. deep south where? actually they eat them in west africa, please read the OP next time
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Sep 21, 2014 17:17
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PlantRobot posted:i nominate ok... gotta ask, what is this? noodles looks like
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Sep 21, 2014 17:17
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dried frogs?
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Sep 21, 2014 17:18
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Christmas Miracle posted:dried frogs? ok.. doing this one... brb
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Sep 21, 2014 17:19
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why do some of the as in your post look different?
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Sep 21, 2014 17:21
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a starwar betamax posted:ok... gotta ask, what is this? noodles looks like http://www.fuchsiadunlop.com/frog-ovaries-for-dinner/
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Sep 21, 2014 17:21
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Das Butterbrot posted:why do some of the as in your post look different? ɪ dont Kŋɔʷ pleɑse send help
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Sep 21, 2014 17:22
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eat a burrito made of dirty fly paper and silica gel pellets
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Sep 21, 2014 17:23
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a starwar betamax posted:uhh.. deep south where? actually they eat them in west africa, please read the OP next time deep south everywhere, dumbass http://www.oldsouth.com/ you get no points for a food that's in every single grocery store in six US states pickled pigs feet don't count either
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Sep 21, 2014 17:26
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a starwar betamax posted:ɪ dont Kŋɔʷ pleɑse send help t͓͡o͚͚͔͎ͅo̸͎̺ ̗̭l̗̭̜̲͎̕a̷̼͈̦̻̲t̜̹̭͢e̺̗̞̬͚̳̖ ̡̮͈̗i̬͈̝̠̭̫͜ ̘t̪̰̬h͓̯̠i̶̼̟̼̹̦nk͖͕̣̲͙̞ ̥̜̖̳i͉͔̣͈̮̬t̜͈̖͞s ͉͙s͢p͓͚̗ŗ͕̝̖̞͓ę̮̗̪̦ad̲̻͔͈̥i͇̞ng
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Sep 21, 2014 17:26
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eat you're famil
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Sep 21, 2014 17:28
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bonestructure posted:deep south everywhere, dumbass UHOH looks like somebody thinks they know better than the OP of this megathread  fly away troll
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Sep 21, 2014 17:29
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i double dog dare u to eat a piece of RAW burger
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Sep 21, 2014 17:32
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if u dont.... guess what,,,, your a chicken
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Sep 21, 2014 17:33
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real talk make some pickled eggs and eat those they weird but YUM YUM some good eats I'll tell u THAT OP!!
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Sep 21, 2014 17:34
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Christmas Miracle posted:dried frogs? Okkkk.... couldnt find dried frogs, so i did the next closest thing.... dried PAPAYA flesh Apperently PAPAYA is a tuber grown in the south.... make that SOUTH OF THE BORDER! This isnt your traditional mexican dish, this is hardcore... like if a DRUG CARTEL busted into your local TACO BELL and executed everyone..... this dried abomination is the head on a pike left by the cartel hitmen and the homegrown terorism in your mouth.  Apperently.... people EAT this stuff..  I guess i'll be joining them soon, weather I like it.. or not (soiler alert: I wont) Little pre investigation reveals the texture to be dry.... like a piece of paper or leather shoe top... dont know what this is gonna taste like and Im afraid to hazard a guess. Well, down the hatch:  Yeah, just like I expected, very tough... tougher than a fruit roll up but less tough than a jelly bean. Hadto really gnaw on it to tear of a single bite. As far as the taste.... holy moley.. those hispanics need to stick with enchiladas and burritos because this is RANK.. imagine the taste od dirt mixed with an old shoe and you know exactly what this tastes like..... i rate it 4 pukes out of 5: 
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Sep 21, 2014 17:37
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the pores on that nose look like a topo map of the mooooon
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Sep 21, 2014 17:39
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Cool story about you eating dried fruit. Pretty OUT THERE, man.
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Sep 21, 2014 17:39
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fuckin banna chips u crazy rear end motherfucker!!
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Sep 21, 2014 17:39
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Oh yeah, you're hardcore man. That guy on youtube who eats glass has nothing on you.
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Sep 21, 2014 17:40
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Big Beef City posted:fuckin banna chips u crazy rear end motherfucker!! dont have any here at the house but might grab some next time im at the asian market
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Sep 21, 2014 17:43
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i'm imagining it was frogs and crying softly
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bonestructure posted:the pores on that nose look like a topo map of the mooooon  i think the op is trying to tell us something
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