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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I have my own room

I own TWO laptops

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

World's Greatest Kisser.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

beat halo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Not the OP

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i cant

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
deec dick

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm above average at my job. That's something to build from

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


H-hey!

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
soy un perdedorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Don Tacorleone posted:

I have my own room

I own TWO laptops

two laptops?!

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

I don't live with my parents

(still a loser tho)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

grandma says i'm special

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i was born rich and so I Am Rich and currently experiencing a much more interesting and fulfilling life than the plebs who have to spend all their days working or trying to get money or whatever it is you suckers do with your lives

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Zzulu posted:

i was born rich and so I Am Rich and currently experiencing a much more interesting and fulfilling life than the plebs who have to spend all their days working or trying to get money or whatever it is you suckers do with your lives

a person who was rich and thus had access to everything the world has to offer yet chose to spend their spare time on internet forums would actually be a huge loser

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

im such a loser that I can't even post a totally blank post :(

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
I have no debts outstanding and pretty much own a house, and have an rear end in a top hat cat. Everything else is terrible though.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my balls are deec too

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
butthole is trash though

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I work out a lot, then spend the rest of the day with nerd poo poo.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

you irl posted:

butthole is trash though

Any pics? I bet it's not that bad buddy :shobon:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

1.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Don Tacorleone posted:

Any pics? I bet it's not that bad buddy :shobon:

yeah i pick at it sometimes, like when it's itchy

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
I've accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior so whatever I do in this life I simply cannot lose in the end.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FuriousGeorge posted:

I've accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior so whatever I do in this life I simply cannot lose in the end.
thats a pretty good one

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
remember when people cared about if you were a good or bad person, not about how much money you make

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Greed is eternal posted:

remember when people cared about if you were a good or bad person, not about how much money you make

I can't parse this.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
While you nerds were busy arguing Nintendo vs Sega in the 90s, I was getting bored with them both. I was king.

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
I just bought clothes for about 250 dollars, still have 3625 dollars to spend on whatever I like :getin:

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
did you have to service a lot of truckers for that $

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I eat fresh vegetables regularly. I can climb a flight of stairs without wheezing. Uh, I have a savings account? That's all I got.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
My job helps people, I'm good at it. I was about to post something about my girlfriend, but I realized I don't need to prove poo poo to GBS, so I guess that also makes me not a loser, but I'm not sure if posting that I didn't post cancels that out. Please help.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

jarvis cocker posted:

did you have to service a lot of truckers for that $

3875 truckers, lot lizard pro

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

RedMage129 posted:

My job helps people, I'm good at it. I was about to post something about my girlfriend, but I realized I don't need to prove poo poo to GBS, so I guess that also makes me not a loser, but I'm not sure if posting that I didn't post cancels that out. Please help.

I work a job I hate and I hate people, and I hate breathing. So my junk is evened out somewhat.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT
I've never started a thread in E/N. As bad as life gets, I will always cling to that.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

have not yet attempted suicide, therefore haven't failed any suicide attempts

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i had sex this morning and like five times yesterday

i have a sweet job as a researcher, meaning that I get to be arcane & mysterious and ppl are always curious about what I'm doing

i have an iphone 6 plus

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ashgromnies posted:

i had sex this morning and like five times yesterday

i have a sweet job as a researcher, meaning that I get to be arcane & mysterious and ppl are always curious about what I'm doing

i have an iphone 6 plus

well now you're just being an rear end in a top hat

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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
I've never failed to reach orgasm when I masturbate.

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