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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I will die some day.

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
I loving hate cell phones and I have 2 of them. I hate them.

Always bad news from those.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I work from home. I actually act like a goon IRL and people think it's charming, or I'm better looking than I think I am. Either way win.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
I don't do drugs because I'm a winner

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
PHD in awesomeness

I like cats

I can cook really well

I like cats

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Born white, I'm set.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Junkfist posted:

Born white, I'm set.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Oh yeah, right right right. /ah...yeh, I'm a good person.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

a house, a car, a good job, and a beautiful girlfriend. life owns.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

5-HT posted:

a house, a car, a good job, and a beautiful girlfriend. life owns.

lol where did you get this from

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

you irl posted:

lol where did you get this from

Ikea I bet.

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

Don Tacorleone posted:

I have my own room

I own TWO laptops

hah i have two rooms and three laptops, lol

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i have good friends and a family that loves me

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I can play guitar... but it's not enough to make up for everything else goony about me. I suck.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Quarter Mexican, overweight, averaged height mostly white male. I am the future American.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



but I am a loser

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I'm not a poor

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I have a zombie proof mountain fortress.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
I'm a cutie.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

you irl posted:

lol where did you get this from

by working hard, hth.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

huge dick

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

& balls

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
if i dont shower instead of smelling bad i smell like pepperoni

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I have a well paying job so all my choices in life are completely justified

check out my Youtube
May 26, 2006

Satan's on my side
and you wanna brawl?
When the Devil comes
you better heed his Quall
i'm not even a little scared of bees
i've never watched or listened gangnam style ever
i brush and floss my teeth twice daily
i don't have a twitter or tumblr account

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

5-HT posted:

by working hard, hth.

pfffhfhf haaaaha... working hard huh? Sounds like a good plan.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
finge rmy iown rear end in a top hat on t. regular

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I have fewer than one post a day here, on average. Everyone with more than 1 post per day on SA is a loser.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

BASF posted:

pfffhfhf haaaaha... working hard huh? Sounds like a good plan.

you'd be shocked by what being smart and sociable can get you in life. it owns.

www
Aug 4, 2010

5-HT posted:

you'd be shocked by what being smart and sociable can get you in life. it owns.

if u were so smart you wouldnt have paid 10 bux to post on an internet forum, owned idiot

Josh Wow
Feb 28, 2005

We need more beer up here!
Work at a beer factory. I haven't bought beer for my house in over a month and I just keep ending up with more beer in my fridge cause people keep giving me random poo poo. Really enables the alcoholism too.

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013
i had sex last night and I pay my own bills. guess thats it

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
I can't think of any :(

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
I haven't had a conversation with a real human being in 4 months.
Life's good.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I'm actually really cute looking and funny and smart.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
i have enough mooney for rbasic luxuries and to smoke a ton of weed


im godlike

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
People consider me to be very kind and trustworthy.







:cawg:

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

www posted:

if u were so smart you wouldnt have paid 10 bux to post on an internet forum, owned idiot

lmbo

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
of all the things i own - i own abs. if you dont, well you just cant relate to us.

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Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
I have a clean deep-fryer in my computer lab

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