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Silver Vision
Aug 24, 2013
dont have plat

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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
- Graduated college with no debt.

- Less than 6 yrs away from retirement with a state pension.

- As of this past Thurs evening I have almost $250K in my 401k.

Just these few facts alone alone makes me better than most of you.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

- Graduated college with no debt.

- Less than 6 yrs away from retirement with a state pension.

- As of this past Thurs evening I have almost $250K in my 401k.

Just these few facts alone alone makes me better than most of you.

Hawt

I can juggle.

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup
1.

..Aw gently caress!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I guess um

I own a car.. I have my own place?

???????

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I own a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Silver Vision posted:

dont have plat

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i had a goldmined thread in GBS, BYOB, and FYAD...at the same time, last month

check and matt

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
beautiful wife, kids, six figure job

WHAT YOU GOT

TryAgainBragg
May 5, 2014

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

- Graduated college with no debt.

- Less than 6 yrs away from retirement with a state pension.

- As of this past Thurs evening I have almost $250K in my 401k.

Just these few facts alone alone makes me better than most of you.

Can't argue there

My peace lily is crazy healthy though

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

- Graduated college with no debt.

- Less than 6 yrs away from retirement with a state pension.

- As of this past Thurs evening I have almost $250K in my 401k.

Just these few facts alone alone makes me better than most of you.

How much you got in equity bitch

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
im pretty happy i have a loving wife and two kids and we make almost 25k per year!

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
I was the fastest sperm, literally born a winner.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

a starwar betamax posted:

im pretty happy i have a loving wife and two kids and we make almost 25k per year!

how do you know they are your kids

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
one ofthem looks kind of like me

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

one ofthem looks kind of like me

congrats bro I hope you can feed them

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Ekster posted:

I work out a lot, then spend the rest of the day with nerd poo poo.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

can losers post in this thread too?

not me; my reason is: I make good eye-contact in conversation

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

mookface posted:

congrats bro I hope you can feed them

thanks i appreciate the support. i was wounded walking into the army recruitment office and as a wounded vet and every little bit helps

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a starwar betamax posted:

thanks i appreciate the support. i was wounded walking into the army recruitment office and as a wounded vet and every little bit helps

Army Recruitment...

*facepalm*

Dont you mean...

WELFARE STATE APPLICATION CENTER!!!!1!1 :smug:

(Im good at being an attention whore assbag on the internet)

psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Sep 22, 2014

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

I am really good at video games and watching anime, like, you don't even know

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Gutcruncher posted:

I own a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga

Legit impressive, specially if you still have a console to play it on

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Soy un perdedor

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

psyopmonkey posted:

Army Recruitment...

*facepalm*

Dont you mean...

WELFARE STATE APPLICATION CENTER!!!!1!1 :smug:

(Im good at being an attention whore assbag on the internet)

Sigh.. no I dont mean that. I earned my wounds and the brave men and women who fought along side me dont deserve your jeers. Step. Off.

mambo italiano
Apr 4, 2009
winner
I Own a condo
I have 3 vehicles all paid up
I run my own small business
Dog
I hike a lot

loser
I have a hard time making friends
I can't talk to women my old age
I don't know how to decorate
This goes on and on

Vegeta
Sep 11, 2014

by Ion Helmet
I'm gay.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


It is monday morning and I am drunk.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky
i have a good job, i fly airplanes as a hobby, my girlfriend isn't fat or asian

Purple Drink
Aug 1, 2007

*knock knock*
Hey!
Gimme somma that PURPLE DRINK!

SBJ posted:

my girlfriend isn't fat or asian

wait then what is she

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Outwardly, I appear normal.

Oh, and one time I got up to like a quadrillion cookies in Cookie Clicker.

Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
I can crochet dolls for people.
I like Metallica.
I was a Maid of Honor.
My niece was named after me.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
law student at one of the top schools in the US of A.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
With a few people watching, I once scored 99,9980 on an Asteroids arcade game, which is close to a perfect score. Very hard to do if you think about it.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Purple Drink posted:

wait then what is she

not a goon

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

<-------------- just look at the reg date

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

redshirt posted:

With a few people watching, I once scored 99,9980 on an Asteroids arcade game, which is close to a perfect score. Very hard to do if you think about it.

i would have watched you, congrats dude i have legit respect

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

SBJ posted:

i have a good job, i fly airplanes as a hobby, my girlfriend isn't fat or asian

that is a really bad hobbie to have..... oh and cool, you got an aviation themed av. grade A dumbo idiot here folks.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Uhm... I'm a crossdresser? And I have my own place? poo poo, I guess I'm studying at a university level too. gently caress am i a loser guys???

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

a starwar betamax posted:

that is a really bad hobbie to have..... oh and cool, you got an aviation themed av. grade A dumbo idiot here folks.

i never said I was smart but please dont be jealous of my eternal success we are all friends here

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

FOR:
-Have skills in a profession that will always be in demand in civilized society
-Debt free, have more in retirement funds than the average American twice my age
-Renting in one of the cooler areas of town
-Have a neat lookin' scar down my back
-Successfully begged my way to this avatar

AGAINST:
-Turned down the chance to ride the tech bubble up in favor of stability
-The only dates I get are with med students, the hell is up with that
-I've probably given Nintendo $1500 in the past 2 years
-Posting in this thread, on this forum

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