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Just moved from Florida, the economy is better here and there is no sales tax but gently caress (heh, butt gently caress) there are a lot of bums. Working a great job and all but sick of staying in extended stay because finding a house to rent when you have pets is a pain in the rear end. For those that have lived here for a while, why so many hobos?
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:57 |
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congrats on living in not florida
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:14 |
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You should be ecstatic moving from FL to OR.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:15 |
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you must be hobo. i know several people who are there to be hobo its gotta be full hobo
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:15 |
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jarvis cocker posted:you must be hobo. i know several people who are there to be hobo No hobo
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:16 |
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Throwdown posted:No hobo it'll be hobo eventually wether u like it or not
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:17 |
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Throwdown posted:For those that have lived here for a while, why so many hobos? Because you can't hunt them for sport unlike in the east coast.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:17 |
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etalian posted:Because you can't hunt them for sport unlike in the east coast. I remember when St Pete Florida outlawed pan handling, it was like a mass exodus of bums to Tampa. To counter act Tampa put in a law saying pan handlers needed to wear reflective safety vests, then construction sights were getting ripped off left and right, was pretty loving rad and I had a laugh.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:20 |
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Another good thing about moving to Oregon is not having to worry about pumping your gas.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:24 |
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just embrace your future as a hobo
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:25 |
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Throwdown posted:I remember when St Pete Florida outlawed pan handling, it was like a mass exodus of bums to Tampa. To counter act Tampa put in a law saying pan handlers needed to wear reflective safety vests, then construction sights were getting ripped off left and right, was pretty loving rad and I had a laugh. What year did that happen? I was in St. Pete in 2010 and there were a shitload of pan handlers. Alot of them seemed more like lazy 20 something hippie types though than drug addicted 50 year olds like they got up here in NY.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:38 |
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Homelessness in Oregon is s lifestyle choice. When you walk past be sure to look straight and pretend they don't exist, it makes them angry lol
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:03 |
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Welcome to Portland! Stay out of NW. I dont wanna see gross loving goons.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:09 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Welcome to Portland!
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:12 |
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paranoid randroid posted:yo gently caress the alphabet district Bitch you trippin'
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:12 |
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nuke oregon
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:13 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Bitch you trippin' only bartini will be spared, come the reckoning
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:14 |
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paranoid randroid posted:only bartini will be spared, come the reckoning Bartini sucks butts. Its full of broz and basic bitches who are eating before they go get into a fight across the street at Silver Dollar. If you go outside and talk to you people, youre a loser.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:15 |
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I want to take a vacation to Portland specifically to gently caress with young homeless hippy trash. I want to give like a fiver to an old homeless dude right in front of some young fuckface I told I didn't have any change.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:16 |
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Hobohemian posted:I want to take a vacation to Portland specifically to gently caress with young homeless hippy trash. I want to give like a fiver to an old homeless dude right in front of some young fuckface I told I didn't have any change to. no 1 care
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:17 |
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thats why you only go to bartini for happy hour, numbnuts. who gives a gently caress about bros when theres 3 dollar martinis.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:17 |
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If you give one of them cash they shoot a pheromone all over you that triggers the hobos near you to swarm and panhandle No matter how far you run, they will know
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:17 |
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I've driven through Portland once and it looked exactly like Cleveland Ohio
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:18 |
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Throwdown posted:Just moved from Florida, the economy is better here and there is no sales tax but gently caress (heh, butt gently caress) there are a lot of bums. Working a great job and all but sick of staying in extended stay because finding a house to rent when you have pets is a pain in the rear end. For those that have lived here for a while, why so many hobos? haha no it's basically impossible unless you want to live in oregon city (lol)
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:18 |
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question for oregoons how can you live with the knowledge there is seriously a vegan strip club for hipsters in your state
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:18 |
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paranoid randroid posted:thats why you only go to bartini for happy hour, numnuts. who gives a gently caress about bros when theres 3 dollar martinis. There is another bar around the corner that im a tad bit more comfortable in. Social anxiety is a hell of a thing. Hey OP, what kinda pets do you have?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:18 |
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naem posted:I've driven through Portland once and it looked exactly like Cleveland Ohio This is a very nice post.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:19 |
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Excelzior posted:question for oregoons how can you live with the knowledge there is seriously a vegan strip club for hipsters in your state well its been a couple years since i lived there but uhhhh by not giving a gently caress??
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:19 |
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Excelzior posted:question for oregoons how can you live with the knowledge there is seriously a vegan strip club for hipsters in your state realtalk we keep it around to keep people like you out
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:20 |
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Excelzior posted:question for oregoons how can you live with the knowledge there is seriously a vegan strip club for hipsters in your state Is it vegan in the sense they don't serve meat or in the sense all the strippers are vegan? If it's the second, where do you put the money, doesn't it all just slip out and waft to the ground?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:20 |
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Excelzior posted:question for oregoons how can you live with the knowledge there is seriously a vegan strip club for hipsters in your state vegans need titties too. we have like 10,000,000 strip clubs, just one dedicated to vegans won't hurt your little pecker, don't worry
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:21 |
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Strip clubs are gross and awful.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:22 |
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oh man one of the approx. seventeen thousand strip clubs in pdx is a bunch of weird kale chompers. this is hosed...
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:22 |
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naem posted:I've driven through Portland once and it looked exactly like Cleveland Ohio Portland is better since it doesn't have any rape dungeons.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:23 |
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etalian posted:Portland is better since it doesn't have any rape dungeons. Hahh, haha, ok.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:24 |
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etalian posted:Portland is better since it doesn't have any rape dungeons. That's because everything is considered "rape" in Portland, so the descriptive would be redundant. Triggers, triggers everywhere.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:26 |
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Only positive thing Portland has is that you can daytrip to the Tillamook plant and get cheese curds Also, there's a Penzey's in the Pearl
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:27 |
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Dely Apple posted:you can daytrip to the Tillamook plant and get cheese curds this
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:28 |
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It felt a lot like any sleepy medium sized city anywhere except California money discovered it and decided to be suburban only ironically
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:29 |
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naem posted:It felt a lot like any sleepy medium sized city anywhere except California money discovered it and decided to be suburban only ironically its more like a medium sized incredibly sketchy meth neighborhood that california money discovered
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