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my grandma owns. she's 92 years old and has a masters degree in library science (but only because they wouldn't take her seriously in law school at the time.) She lived as a child on a farm in kansas and met my grandfather on a hayride with her friends. She lived through the great depression, world war 2, the cold war, and the 1980s. somehow she's still alive because everyone in my family lives to be 100 yrs old. post about ur grandma
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mines dead, op
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Sep 22, 2014 00:45
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mine was really horny and loved asking about if i was aroused and stuff like that. she even had a pet name for penis which was cacaburger. thank you for everything fyad grandma rip
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Sep 22, 2014 00:47
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my grandma was great at ice skating. she's dead now so not so good any more
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Sep 22, 2014 00:58
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my grandma is dead and the other one is boring
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Sep 22, 2014 01:01
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My grandma is really cool, nice and smart.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:06
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From dawn of the dead remake, the fat zombie grandma. She was like that.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:07
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My grandmother is from Taiwan, she's aight I guess
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Sep 22, 2014 01:09
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All of my grandmas are dead, but one of them was a sweet Eskimo.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:09
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gently caress a grandma. My great grandma was the first female lieutenant for the Orlando Police Department. and oh yeah gently caress da po-lice.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:22
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My grandma has dementia or Alzheimer's or whatever, and is pretty much off her rocker at this point. She ran up a huge credit card bill because she'd see some "As Seen On TV" commercial and order the product every time she saw the commercial, for each and every product, because she didn't remember that she'd already ordered a shitload of them.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:40
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yes i have a grandma
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Sep 22, 2014 01:42
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Imagine the most insufferable Tea Party member.
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Sep 22, 2014 01:42
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Doc Block posted:My grandma has dementia or Alzheimer's or whatever, and is pretty much off her rocker at this point. She ran up a huge credit card bill because she'd see some "As Seen On TV" commercial and order the product every time she saw the commercial, for each and every product, because she didn't remember that she'd already ordered a shitload of them. my grandma is addicted to qvc but has gotten a lot better about it. also if she takes vicodin or any opiate painkiller she gets crazy and believes that our entire family is against her, then apologizes for it when she sobers up
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Sep 22, 2014 01:43
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We're talking, like, 30 of those glass balls for watering plants. Plus a ton of other poo poo. It was crazy (like my Grandma).
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Sep 22, 2014 01:48
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OhsH posted:mines dead, op 
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Sep 22, 2014 01:50
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I had two. One was kind of a bitch and no one cared much when she died. The other was awesome and my family fell apart when she died and I don't want to write about it because it makes me sad even though it happened like 11 years ago.
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Sep 22, 2014 02:14
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The Dregs posted:The other was awesome and my family fell apart when she died and I don't want to write about it because it makes me sad even though it happened like 11 years ago. same thing happened with my gramps
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Sep 22, 2014 02:14
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my grandma was black, but I'm white. how the fu*k does that work
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Sep 22, 2014 03:57
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All dead op but I loved them both very much
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Sep 22, 2014 04:01
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My Grandma lived through the depression where she got up to all sorts of shenanigans with her friends, Little Rascals style. Then she spent her life as a housewife because my grandpa loved him some teenage strange and the way that worked back in the day was you married it after you nailed it. She loved to cheat at cards against her grandchildren, and she pretended she was much further along in her dementia at the end of her life so others would feel sorry for her. She was awesome. RIP Grandma. My other Grandma was a factory worker most of her life, making things as varied as bombs and cereal. She was super ultra catholic, and she absolutely HATED cats, to the point of making us pull over if she saw one, and getting out to chase it off property she didn't even live on. She died in the 90's of lung cancer despite never smoking. RIP Other Grandma.
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Sep 22, 2014 04:14
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this is pretty cool!
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Sep 22, 2014 04:20
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One is dead. The other is a bitch who lives in New Zealand. When 9/11 happened, she called to see if we were safe. We live in Arkansas.
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Sep 22, 2014 04:38
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Cuniculous posted:One is dead. well were you?
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Sep 22, 2014 04:40
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Rickycat posted:well were you? 9/11 was an awesome day for me. They let school out early after the towers fell. 
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Sep 22, 2014 04:49
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One of mine died before I was born My other one is a bitch Ty for reminding me of my poo poo family.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:07
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Choco1980 posted:she pretended she was much further along in her dementia at the end of her life so others would feel sorry for her. lol The only biological grandma I've ever known was horrible and she dead, but my grandma-in-law is like the perfect grandma, she rules, she rules
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Sep 22, 2014 05:12
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mine are both really, really dead and i sincerely hope they can't see us masturbating down here
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Sep 22, 2014 05:15
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One was a bipolar schizophrenic and one was a hateful bitch who made everyone miserable. So that was a lot of fun.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:23
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Got a great grandma story: I lived on the same block as my grandma growing up. This was ideal as a grandchild as whenever I didn't like what was going on in "reality" I'd just walk over to grandma's (who always had pop, candy, buttered bread...everything a young kid loves). One day I'm hanging with grandma and she says,"I'm getting these teeth removed", pointing at the remaining seven teeth in her lower jaw. "They are all rotten except for this one" she explained pointing to the center most tooth. Being a dumb child I asked "grandma, why would you let them pull the tooth that isn't rotten?" She looked at me, took a drag off her Winston and said,"Well..I guess I'd look pretty god drat stupid with one tooth sticking out of my face." She was a wonderful misanthrope.
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Sep 22, 2014 05:49
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OhsH posted:mines dead, op
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Sep 22, 2014 05:59
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I've wanted to reply to this thread, thank you for providing me with the proper vocabulary
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Sep 22, 2014 06:05
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I called my Grandma earlier today but she didn't pick up her phone then a couple hours later I get this facebook message:Grandma posted:Sorry I missed your call better luck next time
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Sep 22, 2014 06:12
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The most vivid memory of my grandmother from before she became completely demented was when she slipped and fell in our toilet and pissed herself. She smelled of urine and was bleeding and ashamed and apologising profusely for me having to help her get up. lmao
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Sep 22, 2014 06:17
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joxxuh posted:The most vivid memory of my grandmother from before she became completely demented was when she slipped and fell in our toilet and pissed herself. She smelled of urine and was bleeding and ashamed and apologising profusely for me having to help her get up. lmao Good for her!
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Sep 22, 2014 06:19
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Getting dementia is the most brutal way to own your family because as your memories slowly disappear it's like you're travelling back in time, making everything retroactively poo poo as you go.
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Sep 22, 2014 06:20
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Broenheim posted:One of mine died before I was born
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She regularly called me sfacim as a child. I only just found out what that means.
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