You, and nothing you will ever do, will be cooler than this

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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:46

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Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

fuuuuuckk

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:47

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

you'll be amazed at what happens next

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:48

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

fuuuuuckk

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:49

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

couldnt find a youtube link for this but http://www.hulu.com/watch/281962

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:49

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

so do the dino riders have teams or is it a big free-for-all as illustrated

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:50

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj: Apr 15, 2002; arf bark woof

Hello, Bill? Yes, that's right. Well, I hope you're sitting down. We've decided to go ahead with your 'Dino-Riders' idea. It was a hell of a pitch. Frankly, we're convinced that this could be the next big thing for Tyco. Come in on Monday and we'll get started with the paperwork. Yes. We are too, absolutely. Alright Bill, we'll see you on Monday. Congratulations.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:56

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

I actually did envision what the pitch must have been like. The 90's were a simpler time.

What's cool? Dinosaurs. Lasers. Dinosaur laser fights.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:59

5 DOLLAR FOOT LONG: Jul 14, 2007; dodecatuple secret probation

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:01

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Aww yiss

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:05

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Is that some creationist poo poo?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 03:07

PrBacterio: Jul 19, 2000

but it doesnt even have tits, OP... nor is it on fire. hell, it doesnt even shoot shurikens and/or lightning. wait, do those weird laser thingies on those dinos count as lightning?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:09

Painful Dart Bomb: May 23, 2012; And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".

im the guy hang gliding on a pterodactyl.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:23

Science: Jun 28, 2006; . . .

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

couldnt find a youtube link for this but http://www.hulu.com/watch/281962

It's all there. All 14 episodes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lor_uUkJkkw

# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:28

Think Thin!: Sep 17, 2006

haha might even say its pretty epic

# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:58

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

i actually used to watch that, it was a great show and i think WWF Superstars came on right after it aired on Saturday mornings...so i could watch Dino Riders and see the Undertaker beat the poo poo out of the Brooklyn Brawler all before 12pm EST.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:03

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

C&H did it first

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:14

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Actually everything I do is better than a violent dinosaur hell war fiction that doesn't exist.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:19

Senjuro: Aug 19, 2006

You gotta help me remember the name of this show I watched about 20 years ago. Same idea as Dino Riders but the dinosaurs were also robots and it was about some humans that crashed landed on their planet. Been driving me nuts for ages.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:23

Shasta Orange Soda: Apr 25, 2007

it seems strange that they could develop complex portable lasers but not armored vehicles or planes to put them on

really ruins my immersion

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:23

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

C&H did it first

I have to say, I am with Calvin on this one.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:24

Lightanchor: Nov 2, 2012

I will be cooler than this?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:25

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

This guy's laserin that guy whos laserin that guy and that guys missilin that guy, meanwhile blackbird riding velociraptor's over here goin 'whaddya want from me?'

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:25

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Senjuro posted:

You gotta help me remember the name of this show I watched about 20 years ago. Same idea as Dino Riders but the dinosaurs were also robots and it was about some humans that crashed landed on their planet. Been driving me nuts for ages.

Is it Robotix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zvRNKs9Z2M

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

You have a point

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:36

Shadoer: Aug 31, 2011; Zoe Quinn is one of many women targeted by the Gamergate harassment campaign.

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Shasta Orange Soda posted:

it seems strange that they could develop complex portable lasers but not armored vehicles or planes to put them on

really ruins my immersion

Actually what happens in the show is that the human good guys were trying to escape the evil aliens, but their experimental warp drive malfunctions and they end up travelling back in time to pre-historic earth and crash land along with the evil alien battleship that was pursuing them.

It's clear they have the technology to build vehicles, but they are stranded with the supplies that survived the crash... which were largely lots and lots of guns. So it makes perfect sense to strap those guns onto their new dinosaur pets and fight the evil aliens who followed them. (who are in the same boat and also are strapping guns to their dinosaurs)

Edit: If anything ruins immersion is that no one ever dies even though high power lasers are being fired all over the place.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Putty posted:

so do the dino riders have teams or is it a big free-for-all as illustrated

They had teams. Also even though they were stranded in the past with absolutely no way of contacting anyone else there'd be some new characters just turn up occasionally, usually about the time that the toy company brought out some new toys.
"Hey, we're the Commandoes! We have cool weapons and accessories but we don't actually ride dinosaurs at all. No, I have no loving idea why we're here either. Oh well, PEW PEW PEW PEW!"

# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:50

I Pledge The Legence: Sep 18, 2009; Gleaming the Cube

Senjuro posted:

You gotta help me remember the name of this show I watched about 20 years ago. Same idea as Dino Riders but the dinosaurs were also robots and it was about some humans that crashed landed on their planet. Been driving me nuts for ages.

zoids?

i had the dinorider thing with the crossbow on its back. obviously the cheapest of the dino riders.

the articulation was poor.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:08

CountButtula: Jan 5, 2014

I had sex with a living woman once and it was not this cool

# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:13

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Tyco literally trademarked the phrase "harness the power of dinosaurs"

So now i have to pay royalties to them every time someone says my child's name

# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:33

Senjuro: Aug 19, 2006

proof of concept posted:

Is it Robotix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zvRNKs9Z2M

THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED! What a relief.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:58

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

I too like to harness the power of dinosaurs.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:00

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

1gnoirents posted:

PRETTY SURE ISLAM IS COOLER THAN THIS, OR ELSE WHY WOULD TNEH CALL IT RADICAL?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:02

neckbeard: Jan 25, 2004; Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

Harness the Power of Dinosaurs�

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:03

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

1gnoirents posted:

I actually did envision what the pitch must have been like. The 90's were a simpler time.

What's cool? Dinosaurs. Lasers. Dinosaur laser fights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgI_Uv1jZdo&t=45s

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:06

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

proof of concept posted:

Is it Robotix?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zvRNKs9Z2M

Holy poo poo that was so cool baller watched a couple seconds. One of the bad guys ripped off a good guys leg and started to beat down his friend with it!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:06

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Thanks OP, I thought dinosaur laser poo poo was just a fever dream I had when I was a kid

Now I can sleep the sleep of the vindicated

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:09

Trebek: Mar 7, 2002; College Slice

Lahzers

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:21

Painful Dart Bomb: May 23, 2012; And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".

IMO everyone would have more fun if they stop shooting eahc other and work together.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:22

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Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

1gnoirents posted:

You want Dubstep? Because this is how you get Dubstep.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:24

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