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So Tim Cook and Apple have found their balls http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ios-8-apple-cannot-unlock-iphones-ipads-law-enforcement-1466066 quote:iOS 8: Apple Can No Longer Unlock iPhones and iPads for Law Enforcement I kept hearing that Tim Cook was really ethical and was going to make a stand on something, I just didn't really believe he'd actually do something like this.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:24 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:39 |
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jlaw didn't have her tits shown in vain
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:27 |
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Now the cops will retaliate by refusing to go apprehend suspects when you track your stolen iPhone to someone's house. Except they don't do that anyway since police are loving useless.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:33 |
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CubanMissile posted:Now the cops will retaliate by refusing to go apprehend suspects when you track your stolen iPhone to someone's house. Except they don't do that anyway since police are loving useless. imo they should make an app where instead you call the police, you contact a local vigilante group. i recommend rick as he often carries a nightstick and probably killed a dude
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:37 |
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The only thing Rick's ever killed was a 24-pack of Busch Light. Rick's an alcoholic and a liar.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:42 |
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CubanMissile posted:The only thing Rick's ever killed was a 24-pack of Busch Light. Rick's an alcoholic and a liar. but drat does have a beautiful mullet
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:51 |
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Glasgow Kiss posted:imo they should make an app where instead you call the police, you contact a local vigilante group. Operator: Hello, vigilante hotline, how may I help you. Victim: Help some guys are trying to break into my house! Operator: What vigilante group would you like to save you? Victim: Rick please! Operator: Rick will be on his way. Would you like to pay $10.00 more and wait an extra 10 minutes so his mullet will be extra shiny and combed. Victim: Sure, I think my barricaded door can hold for that long. Operator: Ok, Rick is being deployed. Remember Rick charges per rear end whooping he deploys as well as stuff he scavenges off the criminals. If the criminals run away on or before his arrival, he will charge you a fee.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 10:56 |
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quote:"Our business model is very straightforward: We sell great products. We don't build a profile based on your email content or web browsing habits to sell to advertisers. We don't 'monetise' the information you store on your iPhone or in iCloud. And we don't read your email or your messages to get information to market to you. Our software and services are designed to make our devices better. Plain and simple." Just imagine the pages and pages of asterisks, qualifiers, addendums and legalese hidden in this "plain and simple" statement. Some law firm probably made their staff Christmas bonus drafting the 400-page document backing up every word whilst ensuring it means absolutely nothing.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 11:05 |
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I'm not so sure about that... From a few months ago: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/apples-tim-cook-business-isnt-just-about-making-a-profit-9163931.html quote:Apple's Tim Cook: Business isn’t just about making profit
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 11:10 |
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Shadoer posted:I'm not so sure about that... he sounds like a total rear end in a top hat and that's why I use android
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 11:26 |
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http://www.zdziarski.com/blog/?p=3875quote:In addition to what’s been fixed, I also outlined some things that haven’t yet been. What’s left are services that iTunes (and Xcode) talk to in order to exchange information with third party applications, or access your media folder. Apple wants you to be able access your photos and other information from your desktop while the phone is locked – for ease of use. This, unfortunately, also opens up the capability for law enforcement to also use this mechanism to dump:
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:15 |
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I wish my life was exciting enough for me to be worried about someone snooping my files
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:22 |
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CubanMissile posted:Now the cops will retaliate by refusing to go apprehend suspects when you track your stolen iPhone to someone's house. Except they don't do that anyway since police are loving useless. hmm risk life and limb so some ungrateful white 20 something can post snide comments about the police on their plastic toy or go and stop real crimes
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:23 |
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Apple instead chose to upload your phone's content directly to the NSA as soon as it's created.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:23 |
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also poo poo like this because lol if you think apple wants to gently caress with the govt
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:24 |
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Well so much for that hope
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 13:03 |
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Wait...the cops flew phones to Cupertino to break 4-digit passcodes? Are they REALLY that lazy?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:51 |
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so what if its a key piece of evidence in a murder trial and then they get to go free because their password is 80085
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:57 |
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buzzsaw.gif posted:Wait...the cops flew phones to Cupertino to break 4-digit passcodes? Are they REALLY that lazy? also *LOL*
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 14:58 |
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buzzsaw.gif posted:Wait...the cops flew phones to Cupertino to break 4-digit passcodes? Are they REALLY that lazy? it's wasn't the cops but yes gently caress sa cops.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:02 |
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Robo Reagan posted:hmm risk life and limb so some ungrateful white 20 something can post snide comments about the police on their plastic toy or go and stop real crimes Theft is not a "real crime." It would take away from ticket writing time.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:02 |
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Robo Reagan posted:hmm risk life and limb so some ungrateful white 20 something can post snide comments about the police on their plastic toy or go and stop real crimes Yeah, theft isn't a crime.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:05 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:Theft is not a "real crime." It would take away from ticket writing time. THEFT ISNT A CRIME
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:09 |
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Torka posted:I wish my life was exciting enough for me to be worried about someone snooping my files
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:14 |
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Robo Reagan posted:hmm risk life and limb so some ungrateful white 20 something can post snide comments about the police on their plastic toy or go and stop real crimes "real crimes" no time to retrieve your stolen property citizen, somewhere there's a black man walking around and I'm the only one who can put a stop to it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:18 |
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Shadoer posted:So Tim Cook and Apple have found their balls Apple During Apple During
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:21 |
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*fills smartphone memory with thousands of dickpics*
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:22 |
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Libelous Slander posted:*fills smartphone memory with thousands of dickpics* *gets hacked* at least it wasnt the cops *shrug*
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:36 |
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theft should be legal against apple users
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:36 |
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Cream_Filling posted:*gets hacked* i wanted the world to see
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:44 |
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Not likely to bother the Feds much considering they just intercept everything through the carrier and store it away anyways.
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Shadoer posted:I'm not so sure about that... This is more hilarious to me, because his direct appeal to climate change deniers to not buy Apple stocks would be insanely dangerous for him as a CEO if it weren't a completely transparent ploy to attract a particular market share - people who are willing to believe that a company that literally drives its manufacturing employees to suicide making fatuous garbage for the lowest possible cost is in any way ethically superior to any other major organisation because it 'goes green'. CEOs can and will be sued if they make decisions that are not in the best financial interests of their companies. Telling certain people not to buy stocks is exactly that, unless it's part of an ulterior plan to solidify holdings with the company's core demographic: in this case, pretentious idiots.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:56 |
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I can totally picture Rick in my head right now. He's the guy I knew from the Applebees in Chattanooga TN. Best mullet ever.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:00 |
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Fargo Fukes posted:Just imagine the pages and pages of asterisks, qualifiers, addendums and legalese hidden in this "plain and simple" statement. Some law firm probably made their staff Christmas bonus drafting the 400-page document backing up every word whilst ensuring it means absolutely nothing. wasnt apple already caught reading peoples emails and stuff? just not to sell to advertisers so technically that statement is still true
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:11 |
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theft is a victimless crime
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:20 |
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Zazi posted:CEOs can and will be sued if they make decisions that are not in the best financial interests of their companies. Telling certain people not to buy stocks is exactly that, unless it's part of an ulterior plan to solidify holdings with the company's core demographic: in this case, pretentious idiots.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:31 |
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More likely that the board just decides a vote of no confidence and finds another sucker to do what they want. But i just took a few business classes and read a few books idk
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:35 |
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Zazi posted:This is more hilarious to me, because his direct appeal to climate change deniers to not buy Apple stocks would be insanely dangerous for him as a CEO if it weren't a completely transparent ploy to attract a particular market share - people who are willing to believe that a company that literally drives its manufacturing employees to suicide making fatuous garbage for the lowest possible cost is in any way ethically superior to any other major organisation because it 'goes green'. its actually really fuckin hard to make a case like that stick though also it's not best financial interests it's best interests period. look up "fiduciary duties of corporate officers" or similar to read more
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:36 |
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Glasgow Kiss posted:imo they should make an app where instead you call the police, you contact a local vigilante group. I recommend an app where your stolen phone secretly calls 911 and gets the holder swatted.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:46 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:theft is a victimless crime *steals ur respirator*
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