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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
GET YOUR rear end TO MAHS



quote:

A US massage therapist has gone to extreme lengths to become a reality TV star, undergoing surgery to add a third breast to her chest.

The Florida woman, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, said she spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago after finally finding a doctor willing to perform the operation.

“I called 50 doctors,” Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1.

“It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”

Tridevil’s third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen.

The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on.

Tridevil, whose dream is to have her own MTV reality show, said her parents did not take the news of her third breast well.

“My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad…he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it,” she said.

As well as hoping for fame and fortune, Tridevil said there was another major reason she had the surgery.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

“Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know... feel pretty.”

Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast#dYHILmsriVXoGwBM.99

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

that's absolutely horrifying

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Wicker Man posted:

Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.

but you and your bro could do it at the same time

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Wicker Man posted:

Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.

It would work if you have two dicks.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

Wicker Man posted:

Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.

we could go two-ups?

Willias
Sep 3, 2008

quote:

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

haha

she doesn't know men

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

quote:

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

well that backfired spectacularly since my penis is engorged with blood now.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



:stonk:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Willias posted:

haha

she doesn't know men

she didn't need to do anything to make herself unattractive

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



quote:

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

Was her lifeless stare not unattractive enough?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
would.

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Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
where did she find those triboob tops

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
GIVE DEM AIR!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Or....


Start.....the....reactor....

Willias
Sep 3, 2008

Idiot Syncratic posted:

she didn't need to do anything to make herself unattractive

exactly. she's lookin kinda derpy in that first picture.

but now she's got 3 titties. some dudes will get grossed out, and a lot of others will be all like HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Wicker Man posted:

Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.

she could always hook up with that guy with two dicks. problem solved.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I'm surprised her parents didn't consider a mercy killing years ago.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
did she have any work done on the other 2 while she was under? because if not what a waste

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



that middle titty has terrible proportions

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
seems like she heard your derpy/dead eye criticisms & further modified

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Willias posted:

exactly. she's lookin kinda derpy in that first picture.

but now she's got 3 titties. some dudes will get grossed out, and a lot of others will be all like HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY

yeah, but that middle one isn't even full sized. she's got like 2.6 titty, 2.7 if I'm being generous

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
and how do you not go the extra mile and sew a pig nipple or something to your middle boob. you already have the boob part

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I know this will come as a shock, she lives in Tampa.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Now she just needs to become a hoarder or a picker or a pawn shop or something and she's gold.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

she could start minin' gold

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

redshirt posted:

Now she just needs to become a hoarder or a picker or a pawn shop or something and she's gold.

Good chance she probably has a fox-tail butt plug or something in the back of her pants.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

This man asks the hard-hitting questions:

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Well her last name wasnt Bidevil

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Or DeVille.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
I guess it's super hard to get attention these days?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Ive got some mutual friends with her on facebook, starting to think i might be able to finally fufill one of my fantasies

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the like three quotes I read made her seem really unintelligent :confused:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Tom Gorman posted:

HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY

that's awful generous of you

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer
She seems kinda dumb and probably mentally unstable. She's also very impractical because she can't just buy her tops at stores and has to custom order or make every bra/bikini top forever.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

That third titty just kinda looks like it's hanging down by a flap, over the other two.

I mean what did I expect, right? For them to shift the other two first to accommodate it?

Also, she keeps referring to the doctor having made her sign an NDA because he had "breached the code of ethics". Is there a plastic surgeon's code of ethics? What are the penalties for breach? Are we sure the surgeon just doesn't just know that this would have all sorts of bad PR repercussions and just told her that because she was willing to give him $20k to sew on a extra titty but didn't want to play along with her deluded dreams of reality tv grandeur?

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

wilderthanmild posted:

She seems kinda dumb and probably mentally unstable. She's also very impractical because she can't just buy her tops at stores and has to custom order or make every bra/bikini top forever.

Or until she decides to just have it lopped off again in five years time because it comes to look like someone stapled a nutsack stuffed with rubiks cube between her regular titties.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

.lnk to the past posted:

but you and your bro could do it at the same time

No way this woman doesn't end up doing porn like this until the day she dies.

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Willias
Sep 3, 2008
why wouldn't you want to be known as the giver of 3rd titty

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