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GET YOUR rear end TO MAHSquote:A US massage therapist has gone to extreme lengths to become a reality TV star, undergoing surgery to add a third breast to her chest.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:04 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:28 |
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that's absolutely horrifying
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:04 |
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Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:05 |
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Wicker Man posted:Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work. but you and your bro could do it at the same time
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:07 |
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Wicker Man posted:Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work. It would work if you have two dicks.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:07 |
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Wicker Man posted:Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work. we could go two-ups?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:07 |
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quote:“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said. haha she doesn't know men
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:08 |
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quote:“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said. well that backfired spectacularly since my penis is engorged with blood now.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:10 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:11 |
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Willias posted:haha she didn't need to do anything to make herself unattractive
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:11 |
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quote:“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said. Was her lifeless stare not unattractive enough?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:11 |
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would.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:12 |
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where did she find those triboob tops
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:12 |
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GIVE DEM AIR!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:13 |
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Or.... Start.....the....reactor....
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:14 |
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Idiot Syncratic posted:she didn't need to do anything to make herself unattractive exactly. she's lookin kinda derpy in that first picture. but now she's got 3 titties. some dudes will get grossed out, and a lot of others will be all like HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:15 |
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Wicker Man posted:Tit loving would be so awkward it just wouldn't work. she could always hook up with that guy with two dicks. problem solved.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:16 |
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I'm surprised her parents didn't consider a mercy killing years ago.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:17 |
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did she have any work done on the other 2 while she was under? because if not what a waste
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:17 |
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that middle titty has terrible proportions
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:18 |
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seems like she heard your derpy/dead eye criticisms & further modified
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:18 |
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Willias posted:exactly. she's lookin kinda derpy in that first picture. yeah, but that middle one isn't even full sized. she's got like 2.6 titty, 2.7 if I'm being generous
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:19 |
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and how do you not go the extra mile and sew a pig nipple or something to your middle boob. you already have the boob part
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:20 |
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I know this will come as a shock, she lives in Tampa.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:20 |
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Now she just needs to become a hoarder or a picker or a pawn shop or something and she's gold.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:20 |
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she could start minin' gold
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:22 |
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redshirt posted:Now she just needs to become a hoarder or a picker or a pawn shop or something and she's gold. Good chance she probably has a fox-tail butt plug or something in the back of her pants.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:22 |
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This man asks the hard-hitting questions:
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:22 |
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Well her last name wasnt Bidevil
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:25 |
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Or DeVille.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:27 |
I guess it's super hard to get attention these days?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:31 |
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HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:31 |
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Ive got some mutual friends with her on facebook, starting to think i might be able to finally fufill one of my fantasies
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:33 |
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the like three quotes I read made her seem really unintelligent
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:35 |
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Tom Gorman posted:HOLY gently caress 3 TITTY that's awful generous of you
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:36 |
She seems kinda dumb and probably mentally unstable. She's also very impractical because she can't just buy her tops at stores and has to custom order or make every bra/bikini top forever.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:41 |
That third titty just kinda looks like it's hanging down by a flap, over the other two. I mean what did I expect, right? For them to shift the other two first to accommodate it? Also, she keeps referring to the doctor having made her sign an NDA because he had "breached the code of ethics". Is there a plastic surgeon's code of ethics? What are the penalties for breach? Are we sure the surgeon just doesn't just know that this would have all sorts of bad PR repercussions and just told her that because she was willing to give him $20k to sew on a extra titty but didn't want to play along with her deluded dreams of reality tv grandeur?
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:41 |
wilderthanmild posted:She seems kinda dumb and probably mentally unstable. She's also very impractical because she can't just buy her tops at stores and has to custom order or make every bra/bikini top forever. Or until she decides to just have it lopped off again in five years time because it comes to look like someone stapled a nutsack stuffed with rubiks cube between her regular titties.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:42 |
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.lnk to the past posted:but you and your bro could do it at the same time No way this woman doesn't end up doing porn like this until the day she dies.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:28 |
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why wouldn't you want to be known as the giver of 3rd titty
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 15:43 |