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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Inspiring and thoroughly non-distressing rhetoric from Australia's most reasonable politician.



quote:

Australians have been warned that their freedoms might have to be restricted for the sake of national security, as the government prepares to introduce counter-terrorism laws to crack down on Australians fighting for militant or terrorist groups.
In a speech to the Parliament on Monday, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said the "delicate balance" between freedom and security would have to shift for some time in light of the heightened terror risk.

"Regrettably, for some time to come, Australians will have to endure more security than we're used to, and more inconvenience than we'd like," Mr Abbott said.
"Regrettably, for some time to come, the delicate balance between freedom and security may have to shift."

Sure thing Tony, you're really making everybody feel comforted. :)

Please join your fellow dumb bogans for a darkie pogrom this Friday :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
I hope nobody shoots that guy in the head

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

Throwdini posted:

I hope nobody shoots that guy in the head

epic

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Perhaps the terror types might be less interested if we didnt go out of our way to get involved in every possible conflict, and stopped making demands and condemnations that no one gives a gently caress about.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Why are they talking like Australia just got 9/11'd yesterday or something.

Lansoc
Jan 3, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Simply adding the word terrorist to anything makes people give up there rights.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
CHRIST, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I hope the internet blacklist proposal comes back!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Did airplanes hit your two towers too?

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

Al Borland posted:

Did airplanes hit your two towers too?

no it was tony abbott hitting the barrier reef

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
America Jr.

sorry England we ruined another one

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i didn't read op but i don't really like australians

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Wow this decade-old sentiment sure is scary

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Throwdini posted:

Why are they talking like Australia just got 9/11'd yesterday or something.

Conservative PM down in the polls. I mean he could try not constantly loving up, but this is far easier.

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
reminder that australia's a country with a major population of which were descended from criminals

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
hell yeah :patriot: go little bro!

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
What do australian terrorists even have to terrorise? A whole lot of loving desert? Australian wild life is more dangerous than any australian terrorist group could ever be.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Jew Macklemore posted:

Inspiring and thoroughly non-distressing rhetoric from Australia's most reasonable politician.




Sure thing Tony, you're really making everybody feel comforted. :)

Please join your fellow dumb bogans for a darkie pogrom this Friday :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

has he been in a masterchef episode yet like the previous lady in junior masterchef season 2 I believe

that's the extent of my knowledge of australian politics

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!


e: VVVV sure, and I can put Barry Goldwater as a glint in Cheney's eye :cheeky:

Trochanter fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Sep 22, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

zoom in further I think I see Cheney in bush's teeth.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

VikingSkull posted:

America Jr.

sorry England we ruined another one

gently caress all english speaking countries anglophiles are almost as bad as slavs

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
I'm a bogan OP.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

chinaguyy01 posted:

reminder that australia's a country with a major population of which were descended from criminals

basically half the country moved here in the last 50 years or is descended from people who did

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
tony abbott makes me believe david icke a little bit

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine
Who's terrorizing Australia? Real question.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Present posted:

Who's terrorizing Australia? Real question.

Mostly the goverment.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
^^
FUUCKK

Present posted:

Who's terrorizing Australia? Real question.

tony abbott

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Present posted:

Who's terrorizing Australia? Real question.

Liberals and ACA

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yknow just because you are a sun-blasted poo poo-waste doesnt mean you have to act like texas

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
australia is full of lebanese people who will stab you, it's not a good country at all and they let their wogs run everything.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Pon de Bundy posted:

australia is full of lebanese people who will stab you, it's not a good country at all and they let their wogs run everything.

Do the Serbs and the Croats still regularly punch each other during the Australian Open or is there finally peace in our time?

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
i remember seeing video of the sydney 2012 muslim protests over that youtube video and it was seriously hosed up. you guys have a Muslim Problem

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
we really dont

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Pon de Bundy posted:

australia is full of lebanese people who will stab you, it's not a good country at all and they let their wogs run everything.

I wish this was true, I nominate myself to run the national weed plantation

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XtjDWof0Ik

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
What's a islam but a abbo with a towel on it's head anyway mate?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

SirDan3k posted:

What's a islam but a abbo with a towel on it's head anyway mate?

crikey!

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BUTT PIPE
Oct 11, 2012
unusual rhetoric in a country where people say 'no worries mate' all the time



no worries mate, just the caliphate

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