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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

This is where Goldust's face paint is leading.



Matt Hardy has really let himself go. :v:

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Holy poo poo that was a hard landing.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stare: Some of those character models look really good, and others look like inflated stretch armstrongs.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eat My Fuc posted:

He'll never retire otherwise because dude is a workaholic and a loyal person and a good guy and aghhhh.

I just want him to stop ruining every angle and being loving boring and omnipresent.

So just do what you were originally going to do and tie him up in your basement and marry him already.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why doesn't Mark Henry just roll over onto his back?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Why didn't Paige just jump backwards and smash AJ?

Uhhh because AJ is awesome? Duh.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Why don't they bring a gun to a No DQ match?

Cole: THAT'S VINTAGE BRIAN PILLMAN OFFENSE THERE KING!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Awwwww she has her wedding ring! :allears:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Suben posted:

I hope Rusev's next #USAUSAUSA feud is against Kofi who patriotically changes his name to Kofi Boston.

Kofi Knoxville

Kofi Kingsville

Kofi Kansas City

Kofi Kalamazoo

Kofi Kingfisher

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Bunny confirmed to be Junkyard Dog.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stare: Jesus that was almost Van Damme helicopter kick.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Stealth Tiger posted:

Yeah but the bunny is actually athletic so...

gently caress you buddy he's healthy again. :mad:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Solomonic posted:

ISIS released a film today of another decapitated journalist, King, and they said, get this, that the imperialist aggression of the United States within the sovereign caliphate would not be tolerated any longer. Further, heh, they went on to say that more hostage executions would be forthcoming if everyone on this list wasn't released from American custody. Can you believe that, King?

JBL: :stare: ...............Hey guys there's a match on.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

waffle iron posted:

Please lord give me a Bunny vs El Torito match.

Raw can be a steaming turd enough without your help.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Action Shakespeare posted:

AH THAT JOURNALIST HAD IT COMIN MAGGLE

I hear his voice in my head and that's how he says Michael. I can't loving stop laughing.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eltoasto posted:

Aw crap she's going to talk.

man-complaint.exe

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dimebags Brain posted:

Nikki's tights are really tiny what the gently caress did Lawler just say?

He said as she twirled "Hey Michael how would you like a swing like that in your backyard?" Or something to that effect.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

THE Nikki Bella formally replaces THE Matt Hardy probably some Matt Facts too.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

ZDar Fan posted:

Someone here said that AJ's theme sounds like it's saying "slut it up" over and over and now I can't unhear it

Great now I can't unhear it now either. Thanks a lot jerk!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Anals of History posted:

First blood light tube deathmatch chamber of horrors

A pyramid chambers of horrors!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

eljackass posted:

same


thanks both of you!

SLUT IT UP BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLA SLUT IT UP..........(to infinity)

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Is Nikki trying not to laugh???

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

kidcoelacanth posted:

I hate guest commentary so loving much. It's always, always, always the exact same thing.

CM Punk, Chris Jericho, rear end in a top hat HHH, current Miz all disagree. :smug:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

SPANK HER NIKKI SPANK AJ TO SUBMIT! :perv:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Delsaber posted:

Ambrose tunnelled himself out of that room an hour ago.

Too much work he just was greasy enough to slide out from under the door.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Eddie Whitson posted:

Dean Ambrose is crawling through the ceiling tiles as we speak.

"Come to town, get some drinks we'll have a few laughs....."

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

eljackass posted:

LET'S SLUT IT UP! LET'S LET THE LIGHT something something something something SHINE IN YOUR rear end


(yet even more misheard lyrics!) :v:

Oh god get out of my head!! :psypop:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


My fetish.........

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

He's preparing to possess him so he can be immortal; like that episode of Batman Beyond

The one where Ras took over Talia's body? AND MADE OUT WITH HIM? AND POSSIBLY HAD SECKS WITH HIM??

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NickRoweFillea posted:

this is what, Cena/Orton 74?

Its the best of a 565 match series! :suicide:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Look how pleased he is as he pees into your mouth Oatgan.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Impossible, I've personally posted wronger things on this very fourm.

His reflexes are mucher two fahst!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Charles Gnarwin posted:

He can replace Heath Slater in Team Hepa-Titus

This. Hire this man Vince!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

loving ow Randy.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

WRestlemania will end with Seth Rollins encased in a gigantic wicker effigy of Dean Ambrose.

THE GREASE NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GREASE IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE! You bastards! You bastards! :shepface:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Now on the WWE Network, superstars will read you bedtime stories!

Stories as read by Bray, the Boogieman, Undertaker, Mankind. I'd poo poo my ever loving pants.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rhonne posted:

Kane and Seth should be doing commentary.

Just be talking about Libertarian Math and how the new Atlus Shrugged is awesome. Pass.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blasmeister posted:

the last one would just be The Night Before Christmas though, so you're safe there

Early heel Mankind??? Not a chance in hell he'd be self harming himself and screeching!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

When Kane is Korporate Kane the chokeslam should be renamed to the Atlas Shrugged.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DeathChicken posted:

If this was Austin he'd stun Cena now just because.

God I miss the old Austin days. Beer chugging and stunners and giant foam middle fingers.

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