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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


Yes the age of the three-breasted women has arrived. She'll regret it in a few years - that is if the story is even true. I need to do more research

Meanwhile, lets talk about plastic surgery freakery, from weird cat-lady to Cthulhu-man (i love his tentacles)

What surgery would you have, if you could afford it? Bat wings? Horns? Personally I think gills would be handy, esp for swimming

oh, here's the link to 3-tits and her aspirations to reality tv and stardom http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/401044/Jasmine-Tridevil-three-breasts-boob-job-implant-MTV-show

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
I sincerely hope this isn't fake even though it probably is.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
can she do the newtons cradle thing with them

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I sincerely hope this is fake even though it probably isn't.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
how many butts does she have

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Cubone posted:

how many butts does she have

1 but its broken. theres a crack in it :classiclol:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I googled her name Jasmine Tridevil and it seems to be true - lots of news agencies covering it (all the classy ones)

Now she needs to find a guy with 2 cocks to soapy titwank

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

she can do specialty modeling for sci-fi book covers now. plenty of people will think that's awesome.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
what is this nerd porn

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

SirEvelynTremble posted:

I googled her name Jasmine Tridevil and it seems to be true - lots of news agencies covering it (all the classy ones)

Now she needs to find a guy with 2 cocks to soapy titwank

that guy exists.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

finally, a thread about this

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
the third thread, SPANISH MANLOVE got his wish

goons just love their trititties

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



i think it would have looked better if she made the middle boob the biggest

it's looking a bit sad and droopy being the smallest in the middle

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
are we going for THREE boob thrads??

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Maybe it looks like 2 boobs to her now since she is fuckin crosseyed haha

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
there have been more threads about this than that woman has boobs

e: and to be clear she has 3 boobs

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
she lives in my town should i find her

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The middle boob is smaller because all scientific reports indicate that the penis tends to shrivel up, much like a hotdog on the grill/griddle, when split down the middle.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
her last name is tridevil, like three devils

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

amityville anus posted:

The middle boob is smaller because all scientific reports indicate that the penis tends to shrivel up, much like a hotdog on the grill/griddle, when split down the middle.

i thought they plump when you cook them?

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me. All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team. All I can do now is make up for it.

You see... [Points to his head] ...there's enough poo poo in here to gently caress Cohaagen good. But if you're hearing this, it means is that he's got to me first. Now, here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you. Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head.

[shows the nose device]

Take this out of the case, and stick it up your nose. Don't worry, it's self-guiding. Just shove real hard. When you hear a crunch, you're there. Now, pull it out. Be careful! That's my head, too.

This is the plan. Get your rear end to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and flash the fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk, that's all there is to it. Just do as I tell you. You can nail that son of a bitch that hosed you and me. I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

you irl posted:

i thought they plump when you cook them?

It's the original sausage casing that keeps it plump once you split it it doesn't work, much like how a penis operates

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I wish I had 2 dicks in vertical position not horizontal. Horizontal seems terrible.

I also wish I had four arms.

If I had two dicks though six arms. Maybe eight.

Serious post:

Two extra arms would be really nice.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
is that thirdboob made of... would?


i predict her belly is going to become distorted due to lack of anatomical equilibrium, and her immune system is going to reject her total recall rack, that is, if she ain't all about it.

like, is there a third nurple? does it become erect when u blow on it?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

well if the reality tv thing doesn't work out she can definitely do porn

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Two more for Newton's cradle

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Florida strikes again! Ha ha ha haaa!

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Florida strikes again! Ha ha ha haaa!

florida's loving insane

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
they need to create a woman that is all boobs. just boobs

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

they need to create a woman that is all boobs. just boobs

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

this is getting there because having one extra appendage isn't too crazy and not outside the realm of natural deformity. We need at least seven or eight boobs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

would

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

quote:

Breast Chancer

Claim: Florida woman Jasmine Tridevil underwent surgery to add a third breast.

UNDETERMINED

Example: [Collected via e-mail, September 2014]

"A WOMAN has spent $20,000 on surgery to get a third breast and her dream is to become a celebrity."

Well, this has 'What does Snopes say?' written all over it!


Origins: On 22 September 2014, a strange story of body modification appeared on the social web. According to several circulating articles, a Florida woman named Jasmine Tridevil underwent cosmetic surgery to add a "third breast" to her body.

In the initial frenzy of interest in Jasmine Tridevil and her purported third breast, lots of linking and re-posting of the same information and images occurred. However, few looked very deeply at the claims made by the woman shown in the images or her agents, or whether such a modification was even feasible.

A New York article about the woman's third breast reveals a potentially relevant aspect of Tridevil's claim. According to the site, the Florida woman claims her surgeon forced her to sign a non-disclosure agreement, and therefore the obvious avenue of corroboration for her claim is closed off:

The 21-year-old massage therapist claims she had to ask over 50 doctors to perform the surgery, which involved taking skin tissue from her abdomen and adding a silicon implant. She also got an areola tattooed on. The procedure cost $20,000, and Tridevil had to sign an NDA so couldn't disclose what doctor performed it.


As Jasmine Tridevil's claims about a third breast circulate the social web, most information being reported appears to come directly from the subject herself without any external confirmation. Tridevil's Facebook page and YouTube account appear to be the primary source for verification, despite the fact that both host only self-taken videos and photos (and none actually shows the breast in question without a covering of clothing). In one clip posted by Tridevil, her "breasts" appear to be of an entirely different skin tone than her facial skin and limbs:



Another red flag in Tridevil's tale is her stated motivation: Surgeons are ethically bound to decline performing cosmetic surgery on patients without certain mental health clearances (i.e., ensuring that patients do not have unrealistic expectations or motivations driven by psychological disorders), and in an interview Tridevil made the rather bizarre claim she set out to make herself look less attractive to men by opting to get a third breast implant:

I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don't want to date anymore ... Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know ... feel pretty.


No third party images of Tridevil have emerged, and while she claims to have booked appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Inside Edition, no evidence has surfaced suggesting that they or any other media sources have vetted her story.

It's also worth noting that the JASMINETRIDEVIL.COM domain was registered by someone named Alisha Hessler, and Jasmine Tridevil herself bears a striking likeness to Tampa-area massage therapist Alisha Hessler. Photos on a modeling page linked with Hessler closely match the circulating images of Jasmine Tridevil, and profile pictures on Hessler's YouTube page strongly resemble the woman in the "third breast" photos.

Furthermore, an Alisha Jasmine Hessler was taken into custody in Hillsborough County, Florida on 14 March 2013, and subsequently charged with fraudulent use of personal information. If Hessler and Tridevil are one and the same, the "third breast" story is also not the Tampa woman's first brush with viral fame.

In December 2013 Hessler made headlines for an incident in which she claimed she was beaten while on the way home from a club, then offered her attacker the choice of standing on a streetcorner wearing a dunce cap and holding a sign that read "I beat women" rather than being reported to police and charged with a crime. (Hessler also said "she wanted to have the man who beat her sign a waiver allowing her to beat him for 10 minutes.") According to local police, Hessler withdrew her complaint and "stopped returning [their] calls" after she was pressed for details of the alleged attack.

We have submitted a request for an interview with Jasmine to verify her claim and have not yet received a response.


Last updated: 22 September 2014

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
A tattooed titty? That's pretty lame. It just makes the fabled third a skin bag of silicone sewed to her chest.

No bueno.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

1 more and shes a cow

moooooooo

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

this makes it even hotter

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

mookface posted:

they need to create a woman that is all boobs. just boobs

Another impossible beauty standard for women to meet.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the only way to snopes this is if she shows us them titties

quick boys get the beads

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
"Yes, I can construct an entire breast out of flesh from your lower body and put in a nipple. This is possible. However, the creation of an aureola is simply beyond the abilities of modern medicine and science."

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
She got 3 boobs to be "unattractive" to males.

huh?

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