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The Raiders are "hosting" the Dolphins at Wembly Stadium in lovely England. Otherwise there are not all that many exciting matchups. The Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Broncos, Seahawks, and Rams are on their bye.  Everyone aboard the Cardinals / Drew Stanton train en route to the first home Super Bowl. Blake Bortles and Teddy Bridgewater will be making their first pro starts this weekend. Thank you, Gus Bradley, for letting Bort make his first start on the road against the goddamn Chargers. The Dolphins will (hopefully) restart the Matt Moore mobile in London. Everyone should welcome James Harrison back to the league, as he will likely be re-signing with the Steelers because apparently they got all broken and poo poo beating the Panthers. The surprisingly good Lions Defense lost Linebacker Stephen Tulloch to an ACL tear that he suffered celebrating a sack of Aaron Rodgers. His ACL would have probably torn at some point anyway, if it tore celebrating, but it is rather amusing that he tore it celebrating. Sports news/media is still awful, water still wet, sky still blue, ect Hopefully this OP will make up for my trainwreck of an OP last week.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:45
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The Raiders losing a home game to London is the highest order of bullshit. Why not make both teams the away teams?
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Sep 23, 2014 04:46
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I don't know about this thread... Mine has a poll and a Bortles title.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:46
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Chichevache posted:I don't know about this thread... Mine has a poll and a Bortles title. This one was made by a Bort. Close yours and face to Bort.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:46
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Sep 23, 2014 04:46
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Chichevache posted:I don't know about this thread... Mine has a poll and a Bortles title. This thread was created by Bort Bortles. Check and mate.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:47
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swickles posted:This thread was created by Bort Bortles. Check and mate. Aw man, Kalli modslapped mine.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:47
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Let's go Bort! My son's name is also Bort!
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Sep 23, 2014 04:48
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Sep 23, 2014 04:48
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confirm / deny : The Cardinals will win the NFC West crown?
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Sep 23, 2014 04:50
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It's Bortles time I'm so excited. GET HYPE Also time to see how mad to be at the Vikings for cockblocking the Texans
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Sep 23, 2014 04:51
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Chichevache posted:I don't know about this thread... Mine has a poll and a Bortles title. I was tempted to Poll, but I didnt want to go overboard after my abortion of an OP last week. I am a fan of Chichevache posted:A new lord marches for the AFC South. though, and it is a true statement. Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Two NFC East prime time games 
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Sep 23, 2014 04:51
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Gerund posted:confirm / deny : The Cardinals will win the NFC West crown? Only if they start Logan Thomas. Embrace Madness.
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Gerund posted:confirm / deny : The Cardinals will win the NFC West crown? Also yes, the Niners are imploding, the Rams are the Rams, and the Seahawks just ain't gonna shut down the Stantonmobile/Palmermobile.
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Bort Bortles posted:I was tempted to Poll, but I didnt want to go overboard after my abortion of an OP last week. I am a fan of loving Blackmon needs to get better. Get some weapons in there.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:52
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If the WSH RED HOTDOGS don't beat the Giants on Thursday night we are done. 1-3 and then facing SEA and Arizona the following two weeks... Also gambling rule: I'm not taking any NFC East team over any NFC West team the whole season(unless its the Rams).
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How hosed the Chargers are: Vincent Brown (IR, released and signed with Oakland) Jeromey Clary (PUP) Melvin Ingram (IR with return) Nick Hardwick (IR) Danny Woodhead (IR) Manti Te'o (out for weeks) Ryan Mathews (out for weeks) Cardinals stole RB Marion Grice from the Chargers practice squad, so no depth there. Now Bort is coming to town 
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Ya'all are FUUUUUUCKED, SON. BORT MARCHES WEST THIS WEEK. Chichevache posted:loving Blackmon needs to get better. Get some weapons in there. Marquise Lee, Allen Robinson, and Allen "motherfucking" Hurns are turning out to be pretty decent considering they are all are rookies. Cecil Shorts finally played after being injured to start the season and looked decent from what I heard. It is too bad Marcedes Lewis is a hack (he owes all of his money to David Garrard) and the offensive line is literally the worst in the league, so Bort's Ascension may take some time, but he did look pretty good when he came in against Indy, down by a billion without any first team reps with the defense knowing he was going to pass (both because Jacksonville is going to have The Worst rushing offense in the league this year and because they were down by like 30 or something insurmountable).
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Sep 23, 2014 04:56
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Two NFC East prime time games It's going to be wonderful. These people are addicted to football, they have no choice but to watch games comprised of pure hatred and offense. There's no reason to hate watching NFCE football right now unless you're watching the Giants, who are an embarrassment to football. The only thing preventing you from enjoying them is you. Be cool, you. Enjoy the Eagles as they go 4-0. Enjoy the Redskins with an entirely new outlook. Enjoy the Cowboys making games interesting despite putting the entire team on Tony Romo's bad back.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:56
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That MNF game has the potential to be hilarious
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Sep 23, 2014 04:58
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Intruder posted:That MNF game has the potential to be hilarious Potential?
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Sep 23, 2014 04:59
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Bort Bortles posted:The Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Broncos, Seahawks, and Rams are on their bye. Anyone know how they figure out when teams have their bye? Seems a little odd to have the entire NFC West except for the 49ers all have the same bye week
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Sep 23, 2014 05:03
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The Cardinals are guaranteed to be undefeated and in sole possession of first place for another week When do NFL maps go up again? I need to know if I can get my Bortles fix locally or if I have to rely on a stream
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Sep 23, 2014 05:06
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Colts coming in to sweep the Titans. Bortles, though, man. At the rate the AFC South is reshaping, it might actually be a competitive division again.
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Sep 23, 2014 05:12
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Did you even see the magical gift from the football gods that we got in Philadelphia yesterday? Every time anyone cries about NFCE prime time bias, the NFCE puts on the most amazing and hilarious poo poo shows as if to raise its middle finger sky high, unzip, and flail it's dick around in response.
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Sep 23, 2014 05:15
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Why do we always have to play the saints in primetime? I hate watching cowboys lose on SNF at home.
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Sep 23, 2014 05:19
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Deep down I know that there's an alternate universe where Sean Payton is the HC of the Cowboys and Garrett is the night shift manager at a Whataburger
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Sep 23, 2014 05:31
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giants/washington going to be the wettest, greasiest turd of a game go bills
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I just realized Giants and Redskins play thursday night. Oh hell yes. Fumblerooski
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Sep 23, 2014 05:34
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birth of a legend
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Rasczak posted:Deep down I know that there's an alternate universe where Sean Payton is the HC of the Cowboys and Garrett is the night shift manager at a Whataburger Their record's probably been 7-9 in that universe for the last three years though
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Sep 23, 2014 05:40
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blue squares posted:Why do we always have to play the saints in primetime? I hate watching cowboys lose on SNF at home. Dunno, it's one of the teams the league was invested in building a narrative for after the Super Bowl so they get prime time airing? Also any team playing the Cowboys is likely for SNF/MNF.
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wheez the roux posted:giants/washington going to be the wettest, greasiest turd of a game Primetime NFC East matchup, gonna be an awesomely entertaining disaster of a game like usual. Ya'll can complain about NFC East primetime superiority but when you bitches can put up fascinating clownball games like we can maybe you'll get your chances.
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Chris James 2 posted:Their record's probably been 7-9 in that universe for the last three years though 
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I need a new team to cheer for that isn't a dumpster fire so I can enjoy NFL football this year. I'm thinking the Bengals. Yes? No?
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If the cowboys lose in the forest and no one is around to see it, then do they even shed a tear? Every cowboy game should be in glorious prime time so as many people as possible can witness it if they lose hilariously and painfully.
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Febreeze posted:Primetime NFC East matchup, gonna be an awesomely entertaining disaster of a game like usual. Ya'll can complain about NFC East primetime superiority but when you bitches can put up fascinating clownball games like we can maybe you'll get your chances. I appreciate that the league is just going full NBC/Notre Dame on the NFCE. No matter how bad it gets, just keep on keeping on. They'll be good again, eventually.
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