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you sweaty greasy nerds roll up some sexy female elfs and i'll put my dick in them
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:58 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:36 |
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i cast homosexuality
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:59 |
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sorry OP GBS only plays FATAL derived games
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:00 |
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The Droid posted:sorry OP GBS only plays FATAL derived games a/s/anal circumference?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:07 |
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Putty posted:i cast homosexuality Oh my
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:08 |
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dungeons and fagons
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:11 |
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There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:11 |
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Inevitable posted:There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative. snake eyes
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:17 |
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level 18 female elf druid here a/s/l?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:18 |
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enraged_camel posted:level 18 female elf druid here i put on my robe and wizard hat
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:21 |
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I use my nuclear warhead on everyone I rolled a 20 Everyone is dead game over
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:26 |
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Dragonstoned posted:I use my nuclear warhead on everyone enraged_camel posted:level 18 female elf druid here i shapeshift into a cockroach i win bitch
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:27 |
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cloudkill to the gas chamber
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:27 |
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enraged_camel posted:i shapeshift into a cockroach a cockroach can survive the radiation yeah but not the blast which killed everyone (including you)
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:30 |
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so are there like rules to this stuff? or can you just make it up as you go along
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:52 |
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Dragonstoned posted:Everyone is dead game over
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:57 |
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you;'re not the DM of me!!!1
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:11 |
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Syphilis Fish posted:you;'re not the DM of me!!!1 I'm not and don't need to be because EVERYBODY'S DEAD!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:27 |
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my character's name is rapey raperson. His class is rapist and his preferred weapon is a rapier. Oh, and his race is negro.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:29 |
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I get maximum strength and charisma automatically, because I have these qualities in real life. Dexterity too
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:35 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:I get maximum strength and charisma automatically, because I have these qualities in real life. Dexterity too Rapey Raperson asks your character if he'd like to go on a walk
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:37 |
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I'm a level 20 baby
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:41 |
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Inevitable posted:my character's name is rapey raperson. His class is rapist and his preferred weapon is a rapier. Oh, and his race is mandingo.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:51 |
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Dragonstoned posted:I'm not and don't need to be shut up nerd, let the grownups play
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:53 |
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Inevitable posted:Rapey Raperson asks your character if he'd like to go on a walk I kill him in one hit, my every hit is a killing hit
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:01 |
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Inevitable posted:There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative. You got beat up by a "Micah"? Lol!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:06 |
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enraged_camel posted:shut up nerd, let the grownups play someone's mad that I won in a single move
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 07:49 |
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I kill the barkeep
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 08:06 |
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Whoah, I think I stood up too fast and got déjà vu
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:30 |
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I cast magic pissile
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:38 |
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an ogre rapes your party.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:54 |
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*a grizzled dwarf warrior, veteran of many battles, trundles his stout body toward the barkeep with a grunt* ill have your finest ale me hearty
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:55 |
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YOu have been slain by a lv1 tumblr Kobold
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:56 |
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Are any supplements banned? I want to make a 5th generation True Brujah.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 09:57 |
your party comes across a gazebo
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 10:07 |
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SAVING THROW SAAAAVING THROW
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 12:21 |
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:your party comes across a gazebo I build an altar worshiping the gazebo and begin to sacrifice small creatures to it.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 12:41 |
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use goatse's anus as a bag of holding
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 13:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE Relevant pro click
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 14:24 |
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lvl 1 obese christmas elf cleric
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