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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
you sweaty greasy nerds



roll up some sexy female elfs and i'll put my dick in them

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i cast homosexuality

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

sorry OP GBS only plays FATAL derived games

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

The Droid posted:

sorry OP GBS only plays FATAL derived games

a/s/anal circumference?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Putty posted:

i cast homosexuality

Oh my

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
dungeons and fagons

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Inevitable posted:

There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative.

snake eyes

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

level 18 female elf druid here

a/s/l?

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

enraged_camel posted:

level 18 female elf druid here

a/s/l?

i put on my robe and wizard hat

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

I use my nuclear warhead on everyone

I rolled a 20

Everyone is dead game over

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dragonstoned posted:

I use my nuclear warhead on everyone

I rolled a 20

Everyone is dead game over

enraged_camel posted:

level 18 female elf druid here

i shapeshift into a cockroach

i win bitch

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

cloudkill to the gas chamber

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

enraged_camel posted:

i shapeshift into a cockroach

i win bitch

a cockroach can survive the radiation yeah

but not the blast which killed everyone (including you)

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
so are there like rules to this stuff? or can you just make it up as you go along

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Dragonstoned posted:

Everyone is dead game over

Syphilis Fish
Apr 27, 2006

you;'re not the DM of me!!!1

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Syphilis Fish posted:

you;'re not the DM of me!!!1

I'm not and don't need to be

because

EVERYBODY'S DEAD!

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
my character's name is rapey raperson. His class is rapist and his preferred weapon is a rapier. Oh, and his race is negro.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I get maximum strength and charisma automatically, because I have these qualities in real life. Dexterity too

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

gently caress Your Website posted:

I get maximum strength and charisma automatically, because I have these qualities in real life. Dexterity too

Rapey Raperson asks your character if he'd like to go on a walk

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I'm a level 20 baby

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Inevitable posted:

my character's name is rapey raperson. His class is rapist and his preferred weapon is a rapier. Oh, and his race is mandingo.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dragonstoned posted:

I'm not and don't need to be

because

EVERYBODY'S DEAD!

shut up nerd, let the grownups play

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Inevitable posted:

Rapey Raperson asks your character if he'd like to go on a walk

I kill him in one hit, my every hit is a killing hit

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Inevitable posted:

There are three goblins in the room, they're names are Chad, Robert and Micah, just like the kids who threw me into the trashcan one time in high school. Roll for initiative.

You got beat up by a "Micah"?
Lol!

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

enraged_camel posted:

shut up nerd, let the grownups play

someone's mad that I won in a single move :smug:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I kill the barkeep

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Whoah, I think I stood up too fast and got déjà vu

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
I cast magic pissile

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
an ogre rapes your party.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

*a grizzled dwarf warrior, veteran of many battles, trundles his stout body toward the barkeep with a grunt* ill have your finest ale me hearty

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
YOu have been slain by a lv1 tumblr Kobold

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Are any supplements banned? I want to make a 5th generation True Brujah.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
your party comes across a gazebo

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
SAVING THROW

SAAAAVING THROW

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

your party comes across a gazebo

I build an altar worshiping the gazebo and begin to sacrifice small creatures to it.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
use goatse's anus as a bag of holding

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE
Relevant pro click

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
lvl 1 obese christmas elf cleric

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