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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Would his wood

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

babypolis posted:

im cuter than any of these fucks

Prove it.

Wait... dont.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MizPiz posted:

All the pro-beard proof you need.




Make it No.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

tacodaemon posted:

Only man who would have escaped extermination



No men no problem

I would totes be his neighbor.

And, by that, I mean bring him yum cookies and invite him over for BBQs. :)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Republican Vampire posted:

Depends on the butt IMO.

If it's just ome random dude with droopy jeans w/e. But if it's some fratbro in a jockstrap? That butt can be super hot and much hotter than if it were hairless.

Also I'm a full on fag so I totally outrank you. Deal w/it.

Are you into fratbroz?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Also for the record let's be clear that when I'm talking about men with beards I don't mean "hilarious anachronistic men who homebrew & wear wrist cuffs" I mean "surly widowed groundkeepers who are strong enough from chopping wood to pin you with one hand"

Well I just learned far too much about you.

Im gonna go cry in the shower now.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Not goons and then goons.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Hey now we're finally even!

:dance:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

I can't grow a beard dude

Stop being a bitch?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Torka posted:

looking at these pics and how insanely hot these guys are compared to me makes me wonder if any other animal has (from its perspective) such a huge delta between unattractive and attractive members of the species or if humans are unique in that way

"Look at that busted rear end mutha fucken jellyfish. Bitch you dont even suck food into your stomach and poop it out yo mouth." - African American Gangster Jellyfish talking about a european jellyfish who is trying his best but just not succeeding at the nightclub.

Jellyfish nightclubs.

unce unce unce

:dance:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

He took "prepare your anus" to a new level.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Cucking Mama posted:

a guy I know is addicted to codeine and a real wreck of a man and he told me that he feels like his beard (rasputin type) makes him feel more comfortable living the way he does. anybody else find this?

Im calling the Learning Channel. This needs to be a show.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Dentists love him!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Choco1980 posted:

I've seen this pic a bunch, but this is the first time I noticed the bifurcated tongue poking out the cheek hole.

Pikka boo, im a hideous tongue, please notice me. :3

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Jizz Festival posted:

Just a normal day at the winery.



Those undies are weird and bunched.

He should fix them.

:ohdear:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

is this thread thread to post in if i want to be rated

selfie now

mods.

:colbert:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sauce

Most ricky tick

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Stoic Commie posted:

me with better pecs :(

men are loving terrible, who wants to shave my back?




seriously

Will you purr like a walrus?

Shut up you hobo, wide torso'ed hot doods are hot.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

My body is ready.

:gonk:

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Nov 15, 2008

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