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dogcrash truther

Post about the SEC in this thread, whatever that is. Do not post about other things except the SEC.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:06

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:49

dogcrash truther

do not make the joke "Oh, I thought this was the SEX thread" and post something about sex. Dont do that.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:06

Defo Not ICUCMECU

foolball is for bads

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:06

3D Megadoodoo

what is SEC?

(i actually inadvertently typed what is SEX at first :lol:

)

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:08

Slap Happy

i do sex all the time, im what you'd call a cool guy

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:08

Slap Happy

edit: oops I thought this was the SEX thread

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:09

3D Megadoodoo

Slap Happy posted:

edit: oops I thought this was the SEX thread

hhehe

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:09

Slap Happy

oops again, edit != reply

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:09

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

im with SEC, come with m e if you want to sit around

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:16

3D Megadoodoo

i voted this a 1 because no-one wants to tell me what SEC is

(i typed SEX again :vince:

)

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:17

3D Megadoodoo

oh X and C are right next to eachother that explains it!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:17

ulvir

what will the Samsung Electronics Corporation think of next? :pusheen:

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:20

AdvilSmith: Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

service every cock?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:20

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

thats a really great pictuer and also the first post in this thread that is about the SEC, which is a sport thing? I thought it was american football

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:22

dogcrash truther

I guess it's basketball though> That's cool too.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:22

dogcrash truther

whenever someone says "cinderella story" about a team now I'm going to think "they ran away from the ball adn their coach is a pumpkin"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:23

ulvir

[player tries to run for the hoop, trips and loses one shoe] "Wow, what a cinderella story, folks!!"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:24

beer pal

dogcrash truther posted:

whenever someone says "cinderella story" about a team now I'm going to think "they ran away from the ball adn their coach is a pumpkin"

lol

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ulvir posted:

[player tries to run for the hoop, trips and loses one shoe] "Wow, what a cinderella story, folks!!"

marries a prince

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:26

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

the sec put my father in prison gently caress that

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:34

alnilam

sec got on my rear end for trading derivatives on my own post count, whatever happened to our freaedom man

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:36

bacalou

the sec won't let me be me

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:37

Pizzatime

it's short for seconds as in gimme a sec

gimme a sec op

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:40

Diqnol

Roll Tide Supremacy, bitch!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

My favorite character on NCIS is the 40 yo goth girl

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:47

3D Megadoodoo

so is Harlem Globetrotters an SEC? I liked that animated cartoon as a kid.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:50

dogcrash truther

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Roll Tide Supremacy, bitch!

i dont know for sure but I beleive this post is on-topic and if so I applaud it

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:51

alnilam

call options on pro target's posting have a huge premium since published research suggests he posts the most

if pro target ever decides to retire from posting he could sell calls above his post count mark and then stop posting and make a goddamn killing, but the byob sec would catch him, so here's my idea: secretly tell me the day you're gonna retire, i'll do it, then we'll split the profit later

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:52

joke_explainer

I have to admit I am worried about what the SEC will be doing this season. They straddle the fine line between ensuring the quality of the games and over-regulating them, in a sense. No player wants the SEC breathing down their neck night and day. I guess we'll just have to see what happens!

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:00

Piso Mojado

SEC is a bunch of slave state colleges.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm going to adopt a huge black kid and raise him as my own in order to get big money when he becomes a football star.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:02

Pinche Rudo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm going to adopt a huge black kid and raise him as my own in order to get big money when he becomes a football star.

You should put on a combine at the orphanage to find the black child with the best football physical characteristics. "Sorry Tyrone, Jamaal had a better 40 yard dash time than you and he benched 10 more reps even though you had a good 3-cone drill time"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Colonel Wood posted:

You should put on a combine at the orphanage to find the black child with the best football physical characteristics. "Sorry Tyrone, Jamaal had a better 40 yard dash time than you and he benched 10 more reps even though you had a good 3-cone drill time"

That was a good pass, Tyrone, but you're gonna have to work on your accuracy if you wanna find your Forever Family

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Can you trade in adopted kids if they don't pan out?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:08

Pinche Rudo

Luvcow posted:

Can you trade in adopted kids if they don't pan out?

I think so, though you may have to throw in a future pick or cash considerations

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Colonel Wood posted:

I think so, though you may have to throw in a future pick or cash considerations

Good, Jamal isn't interested in sports anymore

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:10

tao of lmao

College sports are really bad.

Also in b4 the duck starts crowing about the aggies.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:17

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That was a good pass, Tyrone, but you're gonna have to work on your accuracy if you wanna find your Forever Family

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:18

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Pinche Rudo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That was a good pass, Tyrone, but you're gonna have to work on your accuracy if you wanna find your Forever Family

Tyrone your footwork is horrible, you need to plant your left foot and shift your weight into the throw. You'll never find someone to love you like their own son if you keep throwing off your back foot

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:20

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