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let's protest something by collectively getting type 2 diabetes. I submit this challenge to you: from now until January 1st, do everything in your power to contract the life threatening disease known as type 2 diabetes. Here's some tips that will helpful on your journey : -be a fat piece of poo poo (most of us have this down, but those who don't feel free to seek a mentor here in the thread) -become a candied-rear end jabroni (again, most of us are already here) -walk blind folded into a swamp (added benefit of being able to add the "swamppunk" hashtag to tumblr and Facebook posts) -use future tech to go back in the past and have your father cucked by a fat black man -hire a thug to deliver a series of devastating blows to your midsection, in the hopes of obliterating your pancreas. do not pay hourly or per punch if you have the option. Good luck and Goonspeed.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:58 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:33 |
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good thread, 5 stars
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:00 |
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this has a better chance than most goon projects. Im injecting corn syrup into my pancreas right now
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:02 |
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anime tar
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:02 |
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I've given up on conventional cheese and have instead opted for the understated cheese sauce available at most 7-11s. If you mix it in with whatever your meals are for the day it adds calories without the constipation normally associated with cheese. It's also quite tasty.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:05 |
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ugh
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:10 |
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ok ill try
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:36 |
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my diabetes are gonna be so epic it's gonna be a new type
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:39 |
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hahaha, already there, OP! Cool idea, though!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:39 |
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big duck equals goose posted:hahaha, already there, OP! Cool idea, though! This is the sort of dedication this community is Allah bout.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:41 |
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I'm thinkin that as part of the protest (ideas anyone?) we can all pick a day and simultaneously go into diabetic shock. Our enemy will have no choice but to respond to this.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:29 |
Done. What do I win?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:31 |
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when my shoulder is all healed ill straight always sunny mac bulk to a good 2 hundred lbs using only diabetes causing foods and ground beef
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:32 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Done. What do I win? Slow down tiger this isn't a competition. If anything it's a team building (pardon my language) "exercise" lol
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:35 |
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Brendan Behan style let's go.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:39 |
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How often should I check my sugars? May I test other short thin appendages? or only fingats?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:45 |
MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Slow down tiger this isn't a competition. If anything it's a team building (pardon my language) "exercise" lol Well our team is certainly "growing" lmao....that is until they start amputating.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:53 |
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mah kidneys is shutting down
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:54 |
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i have type 1 already but if i try hard enough i think i can get type 2
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 01:01 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:i have type 1 already but if i try hard enough i think i can get type 2 Goals are important.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 01:35 |
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I'll probably overshoot and get type 4-5 diabetes
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:02 |
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*looks up from bowl of ice cream eaten without a spoon* what are we protesting again?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:12 |
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Choco1980 posted:*looks up from bowl of ice cream eaten without a spoon* what are we protesting again? *shits* i'm not sure quite yet. that will come at a later date. first lettuce concentrate on getting type 2 diabetes.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:41 |
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terrible puns usually dont make me laugh but these day i dont know why
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:45 |
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I was unaware swamp walking was a diAbetes factor #lifehatcks
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:47 |
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I can't my genetics are too good
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:48 |
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I'll make the website!
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:48 |
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it runs in my family and i eat like poo poo i probably might get it too gently caress i need to eat healthy.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:49 |
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Remember, your insurance company will cover checking your hemoglobin A1c every three months. Monitor your progress and shoot for >14!
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 02:53 |
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Glasgow Kiss posted:it runs in my family and i eat like poo poo you probably should but you can't because those delicious foods understand you they don't judge they are always there when you need them you are cemented into a lifestyle and you can't break free
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