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Nov 7, 2005

seems like these 2 retards deserve each other.

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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

a hole-y ghost posted:

indictment is not pronounced like its spelled but its funnier if you do and say in dicked ment

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I knew a guy whose ex would make him watch gay porn while they had sex and it upset him. I didn't see a problem.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
it probably upset him because it was starting to arouse him and it was turning him gay just like his ex probably intended.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I knew a guy whose ex would make him watch gay porn while they had sex and it upset him. I didn't see a problem.

I don't know that I'd be cool with watching gay porn while I was trying to get it on. My ex-wife used to like to watch lesbian porn while we did it, which was both arousing and unsettling for different reasons.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
watching porn while you're loving is weird unless you're gay or bi.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Tsinava posted:

watching porn while you're loving is weird unless you're gay or bi.

Or married, and getting bored with regular loving

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xaris posted:

e/n on speed and with no shame. i think most goons understand anything they post in e/n will get requoted in virtually every forum as we laugh at them like we would go to a zoo to watch animals, but reddit seems to be shameless in airing stupid embarrassing relationship and fetish poo poo

you don't read e/n enough i guess. every single e/n post that's not a subtle mock of the op is absolutely broken and crazy. i don't want to talk to girls because it's sexual assault! loving lol.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

BLARGHLE posted:

Or married, and getting bored with regular loving

so gay or bi

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Tsinava posted:

so gay or bi

Hey, whatever floats your boat, I don't pass any judgements

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

BLARGHLE posted:

I'm sure the germans have a word for it.

holocaust

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

I uh...I don't think that's what I meant...

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

BLARGHLE posted:

I uh...I don't think that's what I meant...
its Die Cis Scum

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
your 23 trade her for an 18 year old.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
getti n cucked by a human being op? wow,,,, thats epic

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

a hole-y ghost posted:

it's actually spelled "ralp fiennes"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Funnily enough we talk how the op and his gf can't complete during our gay sex sessions.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
ralph fiennes gay

neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010

Larry Parrish posted:

you don't read e/n enough i guess. every single e/n post that's not a subtle mock of the op is absolutely broken and crazy. i don't want to talk to girls because it's sexual assault! loving lol.

If you're ugly, talking to a girl is literal rape.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Larry Parrish posted:

Thanks for the reddit repost.

Well if GBS realposts they get torn down. Ppl are still posting pics of Microwave's mom. The only way to get fresh stuff is to grab it from other sites.

Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
This guy should ask his GF to peg him. If he has a hands-free orgasm, he'll know she is fooling around.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Haters Goin Bake posted:

This guy should ask his GF to peg him. If he has a hands-free orgasm, he'll know she is fooling around.

This sounds legit

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Haters Goin Bake posted:

This guy should ask his GF to peg him. If he has a hands-free orgasm, he'll know she is fooling around.

We have a wiener

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whats the male equivalent of a fag hag, like a straight dude who hangs with dykes?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

whats the male equivalent of a fag hag, like a straight dude who hangs with dykes?

'gay man'

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

aka "hag fag"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks posted:

aka "hag fag"

:vince:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

numberoneposter posted:

whats the male equivalent of a fag hag, like a straight dude who hangs with dykes?

i dunno but that was me in high school it was very frustrating and preventable

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

whats the male equivalent of a fag hag, like a straight dude who hangs with dykes?

One dyke is always cool to chill with a bunch of dudes and talk about Drew Brees or whatever
But a group of dykes is always militantly anti-man for some reason

hth op

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sounds pretty hot to me, OP.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

whats the male equivalent of a fag hag, like a straight dude who hangs with dykes?

I'm so glad you asked; have no loving idea. But the dykes grow who beards and are fans of a certain sci-fi franchise are known as Riker dykers.




:riker:

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

oh. he said straight dude. never MIND.

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