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Jago (aka Faygo)
Orchid (aka token titties)
Sabrewulf (aka doge)
Glacius (aka better not fight outside his stage or he'll melt)
Spinal (aka spooky rear end skeleton guy)
Fulgore (aka robot Wolverine thing with siq dreads)
T.J. Combo (aka Balrog from Street Fighter)
Chief Thunder (aka the Washington Redskin)
Cinder (aka dont fight in the rain)
Riptor (aka funny dino mans)
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Drunkboxer posted:

Wrong, it owned

Nah man I played it a lot as a kid but I tried it again like a year ago after I was playing a bunch of old Genesis games on an emulator and man is it a total clusterfuck.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
KILLER OOH BABY!

Spinal, man. He was tough as poo poo to play (I think) but he's a god damned Skeleton who fights regardless.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
didn't read the thread but Glacius is the best KI character.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

poo poo doesnt matter anyways because MKII is the best fighter anyways

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
tits & bones

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

numberoneposter posted:

poo poo doesnt matter anyways because MKII is the best fighter anyways

Thuneral
Jul 25, 2004
High Listener For Music Awful

This game ruled and the soundtrack CD that came with it showed me that more than country/western existed and I was living my life wrong.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

numberoneposter posted:

poo poo doesnt matter anyways because MKII is the best fighter anyways

unless it was the mormon SNES version.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
SPINALGHLLL

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

InterFaced posted:

unless it was the mormon SNES version.

lol, you mean the version that cut out all the blood which defeated the purpose of the game entirely?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

InterFaced posted:

unless it was the mormon SNES version.
best is arcade MAME and then hook it up to your stereo system and then crank the bass volume so every time you get an uppercut poo poo on your tables shakes all around

my friend was so good at the game so i could only beat him like 1 out of 20 times unless i played as reptile and went invisible and did some seriously tricky psy op fake outs.

FINISH HIM.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

ok now that game was fuckin terrible

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

aren't cactus jack and mankind the same person?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ProfessorMurder posted:

aren't cactus jack and mankind the same person?

yeah that game had all the Mick Foley variants

someone post that mick foley / holy trinity thing now plz

Bloodborne
Sep 24, 2008


Mass produced Fulgore would be loving awesome.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

My favorite Killer Instinct characters is The One Who Is A Dinosaur, followed closely by The One Who Is a Skeleton. The reasoning is, dinosaurs and skeletons are cool. But

JebanyPedal posted:

Although seriously Jesus was Killer Instinct bad.

is right, so we should talk more about Primal Rage and how it ruled consisting as it did of characters who were all dinosaurs, many of whom had skeletons. By the transitive property this makes it the best fighting game ever.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

JebanyPedal posted:

Although seriously Jesus was Killer Instinct bad.


This post best re-imagined with alternative syntax:

"...athough, seriously Jesus, was Killer Instinct bad?"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
primal rages special attack input scheme was bad, and wrong

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Quickscope420dad posted:

This post best re-imagined with alternative syntax:

"...athough, seriously Jesus, was Killer Instinct bad?"

I'd like to see Jesus fight any one of the KI characters. Or even the MK characters.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Jesus vs. TJ Combo... FIGHT

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'd like to see Jesus fight any one of the KI characters. Or even the MK characters.

ready 2 rumble boxing, michael jackson vs Jesus

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i really want a re-make MKII but at full 1080p. And by that I mean either get the original scans of the actors and locations and make the game so loving photo realistic but bring it up to todays standards of resolution and special effects.

loving do it. If the original scans have been trashed then hire some crazy martial artists and go through all the animations again but keep the code exactly the same as the last arcade version exploits and all. maybe update the sounds effects but keep it true to the original. no heavy metal guitars or stupid poo poo i want cheesy oriental music but remastered.

give me a $10,000 ed boon and thank me in advance

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

numberoneposter posted:

i really want a re-make MKII but at full 1080p. And by that I mean either get the original scans of the actors and locations and make the game so loving photo realistic but bring it up to todays standards of resolution and special effects.

loving do it. If the original scans have been trashed then hire some crazy martial artists and go through all the animations again but keep the code exactly the same as the last arcade version exploits and all. maybe update the sounds effects but keep it true to the original. no heavy metal guitars or stupid poo poo i want cheesy oriental music but remastered.

give me a $10,000 ed boon and thank me in advance

TOASTY!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

omg they were doin it but it got cancelled this fuckin DUMB EARTH I HOPE A ASTEROID KILLS THIS PLANET

http://www.taneabrooks.com/TaneaBrooks.com/Artist_Gallery/Pages/mortal_kombat.html#1

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

If you didn't play with the raptor man you probably player with real men (gay sex).

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

i mentioned this earlier in the thread but here it is, the worst fighting game ever

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

numberoneposter posted:

omg they were doin it but it got cancelled this fuckin DUMB EARTH I HOPE A ASTEROID KILLS THIS PLANET

http://www.taneabrooks.com/TaneaBrooks.com/Artist_Gallery/Pages/mortal_kombat.html#1

is that bald guy supposed to Kano or what?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Quickscope420dad posted:

ready 2 rumble boxing, michael jackson vs Jesus

i had the second one and used the president a lot. his taunt was give me one good blow which i found hysterical

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

numberoneposter posted:

i really want a re-make MKII but at full 1080p. And by that I mean either get the original scans of the actors and locations and make the game so loving photo realistic but bring it up to todays standards of resolution and special effects.

loving do it. If the original scans have been trashed then hire some crazy martial artists and go through all the animations again but keep the code exactly the same as the last arcade version exploits and all. maybe update the sounds effects but keep it true to the original. no heavy metal guitars or stupid poo poo i want cheesy oriental music but remastered.

give me a $10,000 ed boon and thank me in advance

They were actually in the process of doing this but I guess it wasn't feasible to make so they canned it

A bunch of indie devs were also working on remaking mk1 through 3 in 720p using prerendered 3d models which looked really good but I think it got a cease and desist

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

pretty soft girl posted:

They were actually in the process of doing this but I guess it wasn't feasible to make so they canned it

http://www.taneabrooks.com/TaneaBrooks.com/Artist_Gallery/Pages/mortal_kombat.html#grid

This would have owned so hard

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Riptor. I got really far in that game just randomly mashing buttons.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

pretty soft girl posted:

A bunch of indie devs were also working on remaking mk1 through 3 in 720p using prerendered 3d models which looked really good but I think it got a cease and desist

this would have owned too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbPcRaC_dw

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

Nah man I played it a lot as a kid but I tried it again like a year ago after I was playing a bunch of old Genesis games on an emulator and man is it a total clusterfuck.

Yeah I think most of my memories come from the arcade, that and gold on 64. Which, again, gets a lot of flak but I liked for some reason

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
The best was in the late nineties right before tekken when there was this huge glut of lovely 3d fighters. Mace: the Dark Age was my favorite, it was like soul calibur if someone who liked metal had airbrushed it on the side of their van

edit: somehow it's even goofier than i remember

Solomonic fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Sep 26, 2014

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Drunkboxer posted:

Yeah I think most of my memories come from the arcade, that and gold on 64. Which, again, gets a lot of flak but I liked for some reason

problem with the original killer instinct is that its main gimmick is a failure of design

Combo hits past the first auto double do garbage for damage, plus once you get really good you can break any combo pretty much 100% of the time so the entire combo system is pretty worthless because the attacker is subject to high risk for low reward, and the defender is always going to come out ahead since combo breakers do damage and give you access to juiced up special moves

You're basically left with a version of Street Fighter with sweet characters and a boss soundtrack but no combos and special moves that are really crummy because they're all punishable on block. I watched a high level match of KI where the TJ Combo player just backpedaled and pressed heavy punch over and over because it was the best strategy, and he won easily

basically killer instinct owns but it doesn't own

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

pretty soft girl posted:

A bunch of indie devs were also working on remaking mk1 through 3 in 720p using prerendered 3d models which looked really good but I think it got a cease and desist

There is no god.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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InterFaced posted:

There is no god.
truly. my disappointment levels are at maximum and im about to go clean the bathroom shower. gonna listen to some BBC essential mix and have a go at it though.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
lol at the 241 hipster goons who pretended that Spinal isn't the best character

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