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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
It's one of those nights where I'm like, I really feel like sleeping backward in my bed. Like, switching my head and feet positions. Do you guys ever do that.

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

once and now im gay

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
all the time op, but then, doing it all the time makes you wonder which is normal

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Sometimes you need to take a walk on the wild side.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
It's like…backwards and forwards are relative to where your head and feet are…

makes you think...

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
i just sleep on the floor, so no i don't really do that.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Moony
Nov 6, 2007
terrible.
sometimes. feels good man.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that shits hosed up why op?

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
This is a v. good thread. It's like a nightcap after an evening of binge-shitposting.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

mookface posted:

that shits hosed up why op?

whoa

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
it's great if you want to wake up and walk face first into a wall

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Dr Strangepants posted:

it's great if you want to wake up and walk face first into a wall

Lol R u a robot or somethin

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

SHISHKABOB posted:

It's one of those nights where I'm like, I really feel like sleeping backward in my bed. Like, switching my head and feet positions. Do you guys ever do that.

yes its a lot firmer on that end.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
no, that would be like jerking off with the wrong hand

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Sometimes I do this but first I turn my mattress around so the foot of the mattress is facing the wall. That way if anyone saw they would think I was sleeping on it normal.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

king salmon posted:

no, that would be like jerking off with the wrong hand

"wrong" hand? :confused:

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

SHISHKABOB posted:

It's one of those nights where I'm like, I really feel like sleeping backward in my bed. Like, switching my head and feet positions. Do you guys ever do that.

I used to when I had poo poo mattresses, and it was awesome. Now it just means that my pillow will fall off the foot of the bed, and also I'll be sleeping with my head where my feet go...

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

SHISHKABOB posted:

Lol R u a robot or somethin

a shambling mass, less than life, before showering

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

Shadow posted:

"wrong" hand? :confused:

you know, the claw hand

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Sometimes I do this but first I turn my mattress around so the foot of the mattress is facing the wall. That way if anyone saw they would think I was sleeping on it normal.

But mattresses are symmetrical

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Shadow posted:

"wrong" hand? :confused:

The right hand is not always the "right hand" if you catch my drift

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i did that once and i woke up before i went to bed

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Dr Strangepants posted:

you know, the claw hand

nggggggggggggggghhhhh

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
sometimes switch it up multiple times a night. depends on if i want the fan blowing on my face or the A/C vent

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

LifeSizePotato posted:

i did that once and i woke up before i went to bed

WHOAH :stare:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

BLARGHLE posted:

The right hand is not always the "right hand" if you catch my drift

im right handed but i jerk left. it's not about brute strength. it's about finesse and technique.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

thats where my feet go. gross

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lol at all the 1 hand only jerkers itt. what are you gonna do if one of your hands gets chopped off

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
sometimes I hold my penis with my left hand when I pee



it feels weird.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
do I have to wear my jammeies on my head?

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Frostwerks posted:

im right handed but i jerk left. it's not about brute strength. it's about finesse and technique.

Ambidextrous, but one hand is always better at some activities than the other. For instance, I write almost exclusively with my right hand, but I shave and brush my teeth almost exclusively with my left, although I can do any with either. Also, my poo poo curves pretty hardcore to the left, and my right hand just doesn't rub the right spots, so there's that.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
I sleep backwards between the mattress and box frame like a tasty sandwhich

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i actually did do this sometimes many years ago when i had insomnia. often just switching positions was enough to "trick" my subconscious into letting me sleep for some reason.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
How many cats?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I do that sometimes. My cat gets weirded out by it.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
If I did then I wouldn't be able to see the TV.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
No way. I like to sleep with my head pointing to the east. I have no idea why, it's something I've done since I was a kid. I always arrange a new bedroom with the head of the bed facing east.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

ProfessorMurder posted:

No way. I like to sleep with my head pointing to the east. I have no idea why, it's something I've done since I was a kid. I always arrange a new bedroom with the head of the bed facing east.

Some kind of lobster islam?

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

LifeSizePotato posted:

i actually did do this sometimes many years ago when i had insomnia. often just switching positions was enough to "trick" my subconscious into letting me sleep for some reason.

gently caress this is probably why i do it too lol. it's always something i do when i can't drift off. did u drink?

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