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my ex used to so now I don't because it make me a sad sleep 
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I just have a foam matress on the floor. I dont think there is a wrong way to sleep on my bed.
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Sep 24, 2014 06:25
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BLARGHLE posted:Some kind of lobster islam? I could never be a part of a religion that forbids alcoholic beverages and pork.
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Sep 24, 2014 06:29
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ProfessorMurder posted:I could never be a part of a religion that forbids alcoholic beverages and pork. poo poo, I feel you there. Alcohol and pork are pretty much what I live for
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Sep 24, 2014 06:30
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BLARGHLE posted:poo poo, I feel you there. Alcohol and pork are pretty much what I live for You know what's good? Bacon sandwiches with mayo.
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Sep 24, 2014 06:41
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a hole-y ghost posted:lol at all the 1 hand only jerkers itt. what are you gonna do if one of your hands gets chopped off gently caress more, i guess
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Sep 24, 2014 06:48
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If I've learned anything from this thread, it's that some of you need to wash your feet more often, apparently.
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Sep 24, 2014 06:54
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Sep 24, 2014 06:56
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Squidbeak posted:You know what's good? Bacon sandwiches with mayo. gently caress mayo forever. Midwest garbage sauce is all that is
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Sep 24, 2014 06:57
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BLARGHLE posted:gently caress mayo forever. Midwest garbage sauce is all that is mayo is cool because it's very easy to make a mayonaisse with diff ingredients and make it tasty (garlic, jalapeno, chipotle, options are pretty much limitless) but yeah straight mayo is gross and pretty much only exists to add fat to a lovely sandwich.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:00
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My bed is a square so I have 4 different directions to choose from. Variety is the spice of life
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Sep 24, 2014 07:02
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I have a circular mattress on a constantly rotating platform so there's no normal direction to sleep on
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Sep 24, 2014 07:03
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ghetto wormhole posted:I have a circular mattress on a constantly rotating platform so there's no normal direction to sleep on That sounds like the worst bed to pass out drunk on.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:07
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shiksa posted:mayo is cool because it's very easy to make a mayonaisse with diff ingredients and make it tasty (garlic, jalapeno, chipotle, options are pretty much limitless) but yeah straight mayo is gross and pretty much only exists to add fat to a lovely sandwich. I've seen videos of Scandinavians making mayo, and it actually looks like an interesting, palatable condiment. I guess I should say "gently caress miracle whip" or something like that
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Sep 24, 2014 07:10
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Sometimes when I can't go to sleep, I reverse it and end up falling asleep. Others times I when I am sleeping in my normal position I feel like I am sleeping in my reversed position.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:12
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Sometimes when I can't go to sleep, I reverse it and end up falling asleep. Others times I when I am sleeping in my normal position I feel like I am sleeping in my reversed position. When I can't sleep, I roll over and snuggle up to my fiance, because not sleeping alone is loving tits. Alternately, we each have our own blanket, because it can get oppressively hot when you have two people on a tempurpedic, so I can always just roll over and be effectively alone. The best of both worlds, really.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:18
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BLARGHLE posted:I've seen videos of Scandinavians making mayo, and it actually looks like an interesting, palatable condiment. I guess I should say "gently caress miracle whip" or something like that im curious did the process look anything like this? http://www.food.com/recipe/scandinavian-mayonnaise-229934 cause ive never heard of scandinavian mayo before, and if its anything like that recipe, take out the basil/rosemary thats basic standard mayo but yeah you should probably stop eating miracle whip
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Sep 24, 2014 07:19
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true story: my dad's ashes are buried in a jar of miracle whip.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:22
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shiksa posted:mayo is cool because it's very easy to make a mayonaisse with diff ingredients and make it tasty (garlic, jalapeno, chipotle, options are pretty much limitless) but yeah straight mayo is gross and pretty much only exists to add fat to a lovely sandwich. so save yourself the loving calories and just use the tasteful ingredients, dumbass mayo is disgusting poo poo and its use reveals a serious character deficit
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Sep 24, 2014 07:24
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also, uh beds. it doesn't really have a headboard so much as a sideboard so there is no "backwards"
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Sep 24, 2014 07:25
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he didnt want me to spend a lot of money on him after his death, so he literally requested a miracle whip jar as his urn. the crematorium said it was far from their weirdest request.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:27
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shiksa posted:im curious did the process look anything like this? I do not ever eat miracle whip, because it is nothing but fat, oil, salt, and sugar. It is the physical manifestation of the concept of garbage midwestern food, and it will never again grace my lips. This video is kind of insufferable, but the mayo they make looks pretty good, primarily because it is mainly mustard... really, it'd probably be better as just plain mustard and vinegar, so I don't know.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:30
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BLARGHLE posted:I do not ever eat miracle whip, because it is nothing but fat, oil, salt, and sugar. It is the physical manifestation of the concept of garbage midwestern food, and it will never again grace my lips. oh. well thats just mayo with more yolks than usual. e: like 2 yolks instead of 1 which would prob be enough for that much oil.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:38
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ProfessorMurder posted:he didnt want me to spend a lot of money on him after his death, so he literally requested a miracle whip jar as his urn. the crematorium said it was far from their weirdest request. ur dad sounds p cool
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Sep 24, 2014 07:41
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shiksa posted:oh. well thats just mayo with more yolks than usual. Yeah, I don't know. As I said, I'd rather just eat mustard and vinegar, gently caress the egg yolks. October Revolution posted:ur dad sounds p cool
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Sep 24, 2014 07:41
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Let's get back to the mattress direction talk. Let's not derail the thread with recipes and mayo urns.
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Sep 24, 2014 07:41
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ProfessorMurder posted:Let's get back to the mattress direction talk. Let's not derail the thread with recipes and mayo urns. Yeah, how the gently caress did we get on mayo chat? Anyway, get a tempurpedic, and it won't matter what direction you lay on it
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Sep 24, 2014 07:43
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BLARGHLE posted:Yeah, I don't know. As I said, I'd rather just eat mustard and vinegar, gently caress the egg yolks. i feel ya, ultimate sandwich condiment is some dijon mustard and redwine vinegar w/ a lil cracked pepper and oregano
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Sep 24, 2014 07:44
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shiksa posted:i feel ya, ultimate sandwich condiment is some dijon mustard and redwine vinegar w/ a lil cracked pepper and oregano You and me, shiksa, we're going to get along just fine
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Sep 24, 2014 07:46
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ive done it when im drunk or really tired and then when i wake up i feel very disoriented. i dont like it
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Sep 24, 2014 09:24
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Yeah dude I do it all the time. I do some pretty sick 900's when I'm spinning around trying to get some fuckin' sleep.
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Sep 24, 2014 09:44
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i used to do this when i wet my bed, so I didn't have to change the sheets every single night. worked pretty well
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Sep 24, 2014 09:59
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yeah i swap sides but its annoying when the pillows fall on the floor when they're on the side that's not up against the wall
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Sep 24, 2014 10:01
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de_dust posted:i used to do this when i wet my bed, so I didn't have to change the sheets every single night. worked pretty well how did you deal with the overwhelming stench of dried piss?
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Sep 24, 2014 10:03
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febreeze and glade plug ins
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Sep 24, 2014 10:11
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de_dust posted:febreeze and glade plug ins I'm pretty sure febreeze and glade plug ins didn't exist until fairly recently, so you were pissing all over the bed within the last 10-15 years?
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Sep 24, 2014 10:16
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no, that's just sick. i would never do that.
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Sep 24, 2014 10:17
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I'm going to bed now... gonna try this new trick thanks OP!
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this new sleeping style... it's got me dreaming like crazy... here's what i see: 
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