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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Much better average score this week, but a lot more busts as well. Poor Hockles busted by just two yards, although I think that's partially because he accidentally listed passing yards for one of the Browns' receivers. Week 3 Results Top Ten: solauran: 993 - 64 pts. Roumba: 977 - 63 pts. Phiggle: 968 - 62 pts. Chichevache: 940 - 61 pts. 13 year old girls: 939 - 60 pts. Felter Chesthard: 930 - 59 pts. aBagorn: 927 - 58 pts. Fenrir: 918 - 57 + 25 hair bonus - 82 pts. Lt. Chips: 916 - 56 pts. DupaDupa: 910 - 55 pts. The Field: skaboombizzy: 904 - 54 pts. Grittybeard: 878 - 53 pts. marioinblack: 872 - 52 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 866 - 51 pts. von Metternich: 858 - 50 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 852 - 48 pts. Bjay9: 852 - 48 pts. No Butt Stuff: 843 - 46 pts. Okibi: 843 - 46 pts. Akbar: 836 - 45 pts. embarrasing tank: 833 - 44 pts. Metapod: 831 - 43 pts. Dubar: 828 - 42 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 821 - 41 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 807 - 40 pts. Thaddius the Large: 802 - 39 pts. grah: 785 - 38 pts. pixelbot2000: 779 - 37 pts. rebel1608: 774 - 35 pts. Ron Roenicke: 774 - 35 pts. Foranzan: 770 - 34 pts. Butthead: 769 - 33 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 751 - 32 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 750 - 31 pts. axeil: 731 - 30 pts. Miko: 725 - 29 pts. Deceptive: 704 - 28 pts. A Pale Horse: 703 - 27 pts. Apples McGrind: 697 - 26 pts. Mughe: 686 - 25 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 679 - 24 pts. Bachtere: 667 - 22 pts. Tavarin: 667 - 22 pts. Grozz Nuy: 662 - 21 pts. waah: 652 - 20 pts. Gandalf21: 638 - 19 pts. Arnold Layne: 631 - 18 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 620 - 17 pts. kalensc: 577 - 16 pts. OxySnake: 512 - 15 pts. ffoecaf: 225 - 14 pts. Busts: Hockles: 1002 - 13 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 1014 - 12 pts. JGKing: 1017 - 11 pts. OBR: 1027 - 10 pts. OrangeKing: 1045 - 9 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 1069 (1111-42) - 8 pts. bushisms.txt: 1082 - 7 pts. Phyein: 1105 - 6 pts. WaffleZombie: 1107 - 5 pts. Nystral: 1146 - 4 pts. ChuckHead: 1160 - 3 pts. Mind_Taker: 1226 - 2 pts. Jaysus: 622 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Week 4 Schedule Thursday Night: NYG@WAS Sunday 10AM: GB@CHI BUF@HOU TEN@IND CAR@BAL DET@NYJ TB@PIT MIA@OAK Sunday 1PM: JAX@SD PHI@SF ATL@MIN Sunday Night: NO@DAL  Monday Night!NE@KC Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Sep 26, 2014 |
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Season Standings! Fenrir: 192 pts. Dubar: 169 pts. marioinblack: 169 pts. Grozz Nuy: 166 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 156 pts. aBagorn: 155 pts. Akbar: 154 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 152 pts. Phiggle: 149 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 145 pts. Arnold Layne: 143 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 139 pts. Butthead: 139 pts. Okibi: 136 pts. OBR: 133 pts. Lt. Chips: 132 pts. No Butt Stuff: 131 pts. von Metternich: 129 pts. DupaDupa: 123 pts. Felter Chesthard: 123 pts. Metapod: 116 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 116 pts. Roumba: 116 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 114 pts. kalensc: 111 pts. skaboombizzy: 111 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 108 pts. rebel1608: 107 pts. Ron Roenicke: 105 pts. Chichevache: 104 pts. grah: 104 pts. embarrasing tank: 103 pts. Bjay9: 102 pts. pixelbot2000: 102 pts. axeil: 101 pts. Grittybeard: 101 pts. A Pale Horse: 100 pts. JGKing: 96 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 95 pts. ChuckHead: 89 pts. solauran: 88 pts. Jaysus: 87 pts. Phyein: 87 pts. ffoecaf: 84 pts. Benne: 82 pts. 13 year old girls: 81 pts. Gandalf21: 80 pts. Mughe: 80 pts. WaffleZombie: 80 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 76 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Miko: 72 pts. Hockles: 71 pts. Bachtere: 60 pts. Tavarin: 60 pts. Thaddius the Large: 59 pts. Mind_Taker: 55 pts. OrangeKing: 53 pts. waah: 49 pts. OxySnake: 47 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. Apples McGrind: 44 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Deceptive: 32 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. bushisms.txt: 13 pts. Nystral: 13 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Sep 26, 2014 |
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Andrew Luck - passing yards Mathew Stafford - passing yards Matt Ryan - passing yards tucker donnie avery - receiving yards
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Thanks for having a huge game Alshon Jeffery! Sorry I called you third rate, I didn't mean it! Week 4: Nick Foles - Passing Yards Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Joique Bell - Rushing Yards Tucker Number- Knile Davis - Rushing Yards Rex Ryan Token in play, because why the heck not?
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards
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Of course I get the top score the week after declaring the Ryan token 
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Grozz Nuy posted:Fenrir: 918 - 56 + 25 hair bonus - 81 pts. gently caress YES  I was really worried whether or not 918 would get me into the top 10. gently caress. Yes. e: drat, that puts me at 191 points in 3 weeks. Probably not 1st place but I gotta be close. I know I overtook Grozz and a couple other guys who were ahead of me. Thank you, Geno Smith. solauran posted:Of course I get the top score the week after declaring the Ryan token I've been there, I feel your pain buddy. I also once got 1001 with that loving Ryan token 
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Sep 24, 2014 14:29
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When will you post a cumulative tally?
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Jay Cutler - passing yards Drew Brees - passing yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Tucker: Shane Vereen - receiving yards No Butt Stuff posted:When will you post a cumulative tally? Probably tomorrow or Friday.
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Also, for those like me who forget poo poo, The following teams are on bye week 4: Arizona, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Denver, Seattle, St. Louis
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Jay Cutler - passing yards Cam Newton - passing yards Michael Crabtree - receiving yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Tucker Number Tom Brady - passing yards
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Cam Newton - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards LeSean McCoy - rushing yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Golden Tate - receiving yards Tucker Number: Stevan Ridley - rushing yards
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Philip Rivers - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Torrey Smith - Receiving Geno Smith - Rushing Cam Newton - Rushing Alex Smith - Passing Polumalu Token in play
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Matt Ryan - Passing yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Calvin Johson -Receiving Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Receiving Yards Tucker Number Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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Oh, gently caress me, I had it in my head that I used Austin Davis, Carr, Geno Smith, and Henne last week and I got 850 yards. NOPE. Hoyer instead of Henne, and that's a massive bust.
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Heh. I literally copy/pasted the same list I've been doing all season. Did you notice that each week and adjust accordingly?
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WAS - Roy Helu - Rushing Yards NYG - Rashad Jennings - Rushing Yards GB -- Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards CHI - Jay Cutler - Rushing Yards BUF - E.J. Manuel - Rushing Yards HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards TEN - Jake Locker - Rushing Yards IND - Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards BAL - Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards DET - Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards NYJ - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards TB -- Bobby Rainey - Rushing Yards PIT - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards OAK - Maurice Jones-Drew - Rushing Yards JAX - Marqise Lee - Receiving Yards SD -- Ryan Matthews - Receiving Yards PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards SF -- Derek Carrier - Receiving Yards ATL - Antone Smith - Receiving Yards MIN - Matt Asiata - Receiving Yards NO -- Robert Meachem - Receiving Yards DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards T#:Tom Brady - Rushing Yards I have no idea how this is gonna play out. But, this is my gimmick list every year.
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3 QBs and a skill player on Monday worked pretty well last week so... Aaron Rodgers - passing Nick Foles - passing Matthew Stafford - passing Julian Edelman - receiving REVIS TOKEN
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Well, at least I got rid of the Ryan token early. Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Steve Smith Sr. - Receiving Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards
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Hockles posted:Heh. I literally copy/pasted the same list I've been doing all season. Did you notice that each week and adjust accordingly? Yes. However, I apparently didn't notice that I hadn't actually come up with a subtitle for this thread when I posted it. No Butt Stuff posted:When will you post a cumulative tally? Probably tomorrow.
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Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards Cordarelle Patterson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PLAYING SUH TOKEN
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Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards Using my Ryan token. GRONK BEAR DOWN. GRONK PUSH GORP INTO TOP 10 THIS WEEK.
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Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards Eddie Lacy: Rushing Yards James Starks: Rushing Yards DuJuan Harris: Rushing Yards John Kuhn: Rushing Yards Kelvin Benjamin: Receiving Yards Le'Veon Bell: Rushing Yards Brandin Cooks: Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham: Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards e: crap, I messed around with this right after posting it. Am I ok? What should I do? Butthead fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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Butthead posted:Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards I would think as long as the edit is dated before the Thursday night game, you're fine?
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Tucker #: Tom Brady - Passing Yards
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Grozz, you don't have a score up for me from this past week.
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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Ryan Grant - Receiving Jimmy Graham - Receiving DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Andre Johnson - Receiving Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Drew Brees - Passing Tucker# Stevan Ridley - Rushing In case Breesus goes wild on the 'Boys.
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Hockles posted:WAS - Roy Helu - Rushing Yards - 8 Post Thursday game total: 63
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Arnold Layne posted:Grozz, you don't have a score up for me from this past week. My bad, I somehow glossed over you when writing the scoring doc. That's fixed now. Stuff like this is why I don't crunch the season standings right away, because I do miss things occasionally.
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Fenrir posted:I've been there, I feel your pain buddy. I also once got 1001 with that loving Ryan token  Tempted to let the hot hand roll but this week's matchups look pretty bustworthy for an all AFC East QB lineup. On the other hand, what the gently caress do I know Geno Smith (NYJ) - Passing Ryan Tannehill (MIA) - Passing Jimmy Graham (NO) - Receiving Julio Jones (ATL) - Receiving Tucker: Tom Brady (NE) - Passing
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