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A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006

Windows 98 posted:

Try posting better threads OP

It's good, thanks

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

anyways scrambled eggs w ketchup and rice or sardines with lemon juice, soy sauce, and rice were my go-tos as a kid but may be now that im an adult ill try this kid pizza business

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

psyopmonkey posted:

Whats retarded worthless rear end in a top hat oval office taste like?

like op's mom

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my lazy food is a baked potato in the microwave

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Youre mean.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

psyopmonkey posted:

Youre mean.

naw

...

i mean...

naw.

I just hate utensils. also i've been fighting for years for them to desegregate the straight and gay retard schools so you can't get on my case about that either

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

psyopmonkey posted:

:hf:kid chef bud


English muffin

Put sauce on it

Put cheese on it

pepper, chili powder, salt

microwave for 90sec

nom

:colbert:

Pre-toast the muffin a little first and use the toaster oven or actual oven instead of the microwave to bring your loneliness snack to the next level.

Also sauté some sun-dried tomatoes & shallots for your muffin pizzas and top with goat cheese for the grown up version that's great for after sex munchies. Junk food protips itt

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Get out your silpat, make cheddar crackers

Put peanut butter on toasted english muffin

put cheese crackers on top of that

Lil bit of honey

Nom, with a god drat fork you orkish retard

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Ten pound bag of flour

Oversize spoon

Eat the whole bag

Just jam spoonfuls of flour into your gob

Eat the whole goddamn bag

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

anyone else set off the fire alarm so many times as a kid tht their parents stopped getting mad about it?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

anyone else set off the fire alarm so many times as a kid tht their parents stopped getting mad about it?

Julia Childes and Yancancook taught me how to not burn things.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Literally lol if you don't subsist on a diet of hard liquor and mortadella sandwiches.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Julia Childes and Yancancook taught me how to not burn things.
wish i could have watched julia child as a kid, shes great

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Does anyone remember Justin Wilson? The old Southern American tv chef?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Pochoclo posted:

Literally lol if you don't subsist on a diet of hard liquor and mortadella sandwiches.

Another perfect snack for latchkey kids.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

ProfessorMurder posted:

Does anyone remember Justin Wilson? The old Southern American tv chef?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WnIIYNhAdM

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Wait, I think we only have hot stuffs in Canada.

They're pretty decent in a bready-ish way?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
1) open freezer door, confirm presence of Hot Pockets, close freezer door.

2) add crystal meth.

3) destroy any rear end within reach.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
no I haven't op.

Foppington
Feb 11, 2013

Neon Dreams
I have not but I make my own "hot pockets"; they are delicious.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Get saltines
Get block of cheddar

Eat both over sink

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