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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
yessssssss

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Weekend Update more like Skip It Like The Last Time A "Colin" Hosted


fake edit: woop spoke too soon, Girl Party

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



SHE'S BACK!!!!!!

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

The bad thing about Cecily being off the WU desk is that this character is back

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Jost is so bad. So bad. gently caress.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
YES THAT GIRL

Strong's departure worth it already.

Makes you a spigot

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


ZDar Fan posted:

The bad thing about Cecily being off the WU desk is that this character is back

I think you misspelled "best" there.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hm on one hand, Strong needs to be on the desk again, on the other hand Girl You Wish You Hadn't Talked To At The Party is great

Jangles
Apr 1, 2006

Von Sloneker posted:

Whoever said earlier that Ariana Grande is like a singing Boomhauer made that performance much more entertaining.

I missed whoever said it originally, but this just made me laugh way too hard.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

ZDar Fan posted:

The bad thing about Cecily being off the WU desk is that this character is back

That's the best thing about it.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
Why does Che look like he doesn't want to be there?

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

fuseshock posted:

Why does Che look like he doesn't want to be there?

Could've been the next John Oliver if he stayed on that train.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Fetishist dictator

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

pwn posted:

Weekend Update more like Skip It Like The Last Time A "Colin" Hosted


fake edit: woop spoke too soon, Girl Party

You shut your trap! Colin was great, no one on that cast could follow Norm NOBODY.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fuseshock posted:

Why does Che look like he doesn't want to be there?

Because this is the silver medal for him.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
He looks like my ex. He died at Burning Man.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Blurt laugh at Neil DeGrasse Tyson joke.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

"He died at Burning Man"

OK I was wrong

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
He died at burning man.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Devin, she's my scariest friend.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


fuseshock posted:

Why does Che look like he doesn't want to be there?

He probably has a lot less opportunity for comedic range behind the WU desk than he did on The Daily Show.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



...and ALL the rear end.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
ALL the rear end.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Yay! She was great last time.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Has New York always had this level of Jeter worship or is this just a recent thing now that he's retiring?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Z.S. Ghost posted:

i puff a big stogie at my laptop every time you nerds insist that the musical guest is poo poo

No you're right. You are much cooler for liking music written for a girl who's target market is 14 year olds.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
ION, TV for single people.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I love this lady.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Ughhhhh, is this writer gonna say how she would love to be a slave and have the strongest slave babies again?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

She's pretty funny.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



raditts posted:

Has New York always had this level of Jeter worship or is this just a recent thing now that he's retiring?

It's always been there, but it ramped up the minute he announced his retirement.

Also, I loving love Leslie. She was great the last time.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Che should have stayed on the Daily Show and this chick should have been made replacement for Cecily.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Jiro posted:

Che should have stayed on the Daily Show and this chick should have been made replacement for Cecily.

Replacement for Jost....

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

JazzFlight posted:

Ughhhhh, is this writer gonna say how she would love to be a slave and have the strongest slave babies again?

If she repeated the same jokes every time you would love it.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Four years! It was a booty call, sure.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jiro posted:

Che should have stayed on the Daily Show and this chick should have been made replacement for Cecily.

I support this alternate reality.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Help me, ghost whisperer!

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

And they say Kenan doesn't have range.

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
LOOK AT MY FACE

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