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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the rent is too drat high here but I would kill myself if I lived in any of those other shithole states with 1 or 2 exceptions

# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:40

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:22

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

I would live in Pismo except that I don't want Fresno in my yard every weekend :argh:

# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:44

Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

FogHelmut posted:

1,210 fucktards per sq mile, compared to california's measly 246

That's because the place is smaller than your dick. Tiny, really.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:57

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

Manifest posted:

Sorry, it's San Gabriel (borderline Pasadena.)
It's called Bhanu Indian Grocery And Cuisine.
http://www.mybhanu.com/

Dope as gently caress.

lmao what kinda of indian restaurant is this? what a poo poo selection.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 05:10

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Manifest posted:

California has a budget surplus. Stop talking out of your rear end.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/wp/2014/07/15/after-years-of-cuts-state-budgets-show-surpluses/

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/10/us/with-surplus-in-hand-california-eyes-debt.html

Jerry Brownasaurus has been awesome for this state (again).

except gov moonbeam did it by cutting every service possible without running afoul of federal regulations, the same way all the shithole red states nobody wants to live in manage to stay in the black

and despite running a surplus he refuses to restore any cuts because he's a shitlord and jello biafra was right all along

# ? Sep 26, 2014 05:42

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

So people angry at California...if I was born in another state, moved to California, then move to your state, am I a California transplant who is ruining your state? Do I qualify?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:17

Telesphorus: Oct 28, 2013

Everything about Cali owns except the high costs and driver cuntiness

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:21

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Telesphorus posted:

Everything about Cali owns except the high costs and driver cuntiness

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:32

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i want a 6 state califonria because i'd rather be over run by mexicans than put up with sacramento.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:33

Telesphorus: Oct 28, 2013

TOILETLORD posted:

i want a 6 state califonria because i'd rather be over run by mexicans than put up with sacramento.

Too many signatures for that bullshit idea could not be validated.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:42

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Telesphorus posted:

Everything about Cali owns except the high costs and driver cuntiness

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:42

The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

Telesphorus posted:

Everything about Cali owns except the high costs and driver cuntiness

"what are turn signals" ~ the majority of california drivers, everywhere

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:44

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

The Droid posted:

"what are turn signals" ~ the majority of california drivers, everywhere

It's raining, better go 100mph on a side street.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:47

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

My most California moment was overhearing a woman at the grocery store talking loudly on her cell phone.
"Oh no, I kept Joshua home today, I didn't want him to ride the bus while it was raining."

:psyduck:

# ? Sep 26, 2014 06:51

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Robbie Fowler posted:

lmao what kinda of indian restaurant is this? what a poo poo selection.

A delicious one where you eat next to the aisle with canned goods.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:23

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

old dog child posted:

That's actually super common all over the US. There is a "movement" (nerds) who want to replace all offensive place names in maps~ There's a Wop Draw, Negro Creek, Pickaninny Buttes (it's pretty tho). I'll look for some Spanish ones because I'm curious now

I recall there being dumb spanish towns in cali and wonder if there's anything that still exists like that but people don't care because they don't know what it means

brb naming a town in texas Schei�eberg or something

# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:26

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

There's lots of german influenced towns in texas because of the huge amounts of german immigrants who settled there in the late 1800's though. names like that aren't surprising. maybe i didn't get the joke.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:43

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Tautologicus posted:

There's lots of german influenced towns in texas because of the huge amounts of german immigrants who settled there in the late 1800's though. names like that aren't surprising. maybe i didn't get the joke.

that's kinda the reference, thanks cheap beer for teaching me about german/czech immigrants

# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:51

SWG_NorCal: Nov 4, 2013

I moved to NorCal from Pittsburgh about 12 years ago. It is expensive, but the reason it is expensive is that it really nice to live here. It is a really great place to live.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:16

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

SWG_NorCal posted:

I moved to NorCal from Pittsburgh about 12 years ago. It is expensive, but the reason it is expensive is that it really nice to live here. It is a really great place to live.

Except you have the worst Baseball team.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 19:12

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Manifest posted:

Except you have the worst Baseball team.

we were good in the 80's just like how the chargers were good in like the 1920's, really i'm pretty sure our owners must be taking kick backs to train players for other teams.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 19:26