What do you mean you forget the 17 tons of chicken nuggets? -or- Nobody mov

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I feel like chicken tonight
	leg
	breast
	wing
	thigh

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

e or the poultry gets it!

http://missoulian.com/news/local/pounds-of-rotting-chickens-abandoned-at-missoula-wye/article_8eede91e-4424-11e4-83fe-03d0b971b00d.html

I only heard about this today but it looks like some truckdriver dude got pissed because he wasn't getting paid enough and was trying to hold a load a frozen chicken for ransom. I'm not even trying to imagine the smell because I've smelled some things in my life and I don't need a new #1.

local newsrag posted:

The truck was abandoned on the asphalt pad north of Flying J. There, the chicken juice dripped from the container, staining the ground with a gooey red and translucent liquid.

The flies had gathered around the juices in the 90-degree heat and a faint odor of rotting meat wafted in the air.

I once had a freezer conk out while I was on vacation for three weeks and there were two frozen turkeys in it. That was def in the top 10 in my stink-o-rama hit parade.

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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

he was asking for a poultry amount

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:31

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

SirEvelynTremble posted:

he was asking for a poultry amount

yeah, he chickened out and didn't follow through. he needed somebody to egg him on.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:32

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

The certainly ruffled some feathers. I must say.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:32

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Frank Viola posted:

The certainly ruffled some feathers. I must say.

the poor guy was probably hen-pecked and was just trying to keep the old biddy happy

dee eight fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Sep 26, 2014

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:33

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

if the catch the guy, the bail will be high so he can't fly the coop

\/\/\/\/\/ AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:35

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

you don't gently caress with the Las Vegas mob

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:35

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

good

workers of the world unite

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:47

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Honestly I have a great deal of respect for that article NOT using any puns.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:49

Unknowable Hole: Feb 2, 2005; Pillbug

You could say he really ruined some chicken.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:51

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Let's see, I have the 100,000 Big Macs... 2 million orders of small fries.... 6 gallons of DIET coke... What do you mean you forget the 17 tons of chicken nuggets?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:56

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

FFS you also forgot the thousand Honey Mustard cups!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:59

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:02

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Honestly I have a great deal of respect for that article NOT using any puns.

go cluck yourself

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:02

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

best thing to happen to gbs was the removal of the no pun posts rule imo

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:02

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

ProfessorMurder posted:

Let's see, I have the 100,000 Big Macs... 2 million orders of small fries.... 6 gallons of DIET coke...

I like how you think all 3 of these are outrageous orders...

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:02

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

if u didn't vote breast... i don't want to know you

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:05

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Neo Duckberg posted:

if u didn't vote breast... i don't want to know you

when i cook a whole roast chicken i save one breast and chop it up to make chicken corn soup a couple days later

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

dee eight posted:

when i cook a whole roast chicken i save one breast and chop it up to make chicken corn soup a couple days later

ah, yes

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:15

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

my dad fished a lot when i was a kid and we had a coffin freezer he would put the fish in. one day the coffin freezer died while we were visiting family and when we got back two days later my sister and i had to clean it

the whole thing took place during a heat wave

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:17

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Neo Duckberg posted:

ah, yes

i just realized... that's a whole truckload of chicken soup right now

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:18

Carlton Banks Teller: Nov 18, 2004

when he is caught it's out of the frying pan, into the fryer!!!

Missoula gets the best news stories to break nationally. Wanna see some bears eat that truck.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:18

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I put chicken in my baked potato today. namaste

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:21

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

now to start the poo poo storm:

CHICKEN AND WAFFLES = ROAST CHICKEN ON A WAFFLE WITH GRAVY!

If you say fried chicken and waffles with syrup on I will hunt you down and kill you like the loving filthy loving rabid animal that you are.

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Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

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