Incest a 'fundamental right', German committee says

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Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

ArbitraryC posted:

Its a dumb argument though. There are already laws against raping your minor sibling/child because that's you know, rape. Their reasoning that as long as doesn't hurt anyone its not the government's business is entirely reasonable and the who goons want to immediately go to "anyone who support this wants to bone their sister" should probably sterilize themselves so they don't pass on their stupid genes.

As far as eugenics go, sure I'll accept that argument if we apply it consistently but I don't think anyone actually wants that.

what if- bear with me here, it is wrong to have sex with a family member?

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Xaris posted:

what if i want to have sex with my social worker??

its their civic duty to oblige you

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:48

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

if you think people shouldnt do incest it's because you're trying to repress your deep incestual desires!!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:48

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Miltank posted:

animal sex for sure

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:49

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

if a man does not have the right to gently caress his mother, then what rights do any of us really have?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:52

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seriouspost quotient is now at toxic levels im out

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:53

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Digital Fingers posted:

They have social workers that'll gently caress you in some northern EU countries iirc

how easy is it to move there

asking for a friend

# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:59

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Digital Fingers posted:

They have social workers that'll gently caress you in some northern EU countries iirc

lol no they don't or i would have signed up

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:05

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

Xaris posted:

how easy is it to move there

asking for a friend

if you're together enough to move there you're already excluded from government pity sex

but to be born a goon in sweden :allears:

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:06

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

but i am really pathetic and pitiable, just not in a sociological way

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:07

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

lol no they don't or i would have signed up

I saw a documentary once that had some government paid sex worker about to gently caress some handicapped guy. Maybe it was a louis theroux thing? idr

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:07

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
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Hitler did everything wrong.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:09

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Leroy Dennui posted:

Hitler did everything wrong.

this is unreasonable

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:10

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

hitler did some things wrong, and others he got staggeringly right

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:11

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

i liked when he built the autobahn

i didn't like it when he decided to declare everyone else untermenschen and killed them

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:12

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

what if your sister is just ridiculously handsy

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:29

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

once again the japanese have been leading the way forever

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:39

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Shouldn't they be loving over Greece instead of working on this nonsense?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:56

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Arian_Samurai posted:

Shouldn't they be loving over Greece instead of working on this nonsense?

they already did

you actually gotta have mad respect for the germans. they came back after getting destroyed in a world war, took on europe, russia and america, and then occupied and divided for 40 years and still came back and have become the eurozone economic powerhouse. like what the gently caress were the other euro countries doing for 40 years?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:00

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

goons sincerely defending sister fuckers itt.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:01

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

DoctorStrangelove posted:

goons sincerely defending sister fuckers itt.

only if they're hot like cersei. otherwise its bad imo

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:02

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

DoctorStrangelove posted:

goons sincerely defending sister fuckers itt.

they must not have sisters

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:07

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Secks Cauldron posted:

Someone on that council, or more than one person, wants to bang their siblings.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:14

Kombotron: Aug 11, 2011

Leroy Dennui posted:

Hitler did everything wrong.

dhe did kill himself, so i agree.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:22

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

Xaris posted:

they already did

you actually gotta have mad respect for the germans. they came back after getting destroyed in a world war, took on europe, russia and america, and then occupied and divided for 40 years and still came back and have become the eurozone economic powerhouse. like what the gently caress were the other euro countries doing for 40 years?

the german and japanese should run the world

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:24