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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

"Laws banning incest between brothers and sisters in Germany could be scrapped after a government ethics committee said the they were an unacceptable intrusion into the right to sexual self-determination.

“Criminal law is not the appropriate means to preserve a social taboo,” the German Ethics Council said in a statement. “The fundamental right of adult siblings to sexual self-determination is to be weighed more heavily than the abstract idea of protection of the family."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html

brothers, sisters, gather round

insist on incest

Germans eh?

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Someone on that council, or more than one person, wants to bang their siblings.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sterling Archer was right. Germany is the Alabama of Europe.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Sterling Archer was right. Germany is the Alabama of Europe.

But man the sausage is loving awesome

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I mean it's gross or whatever but they're right.


quote:

“Criminal law is not the appropriate means to preserve a social taboo,” the German Ethics Council said in a statement. “The fundamental right of adult siblings to sexual self-determination is to be weighed more heavily than the abstract idea of protection of the family."

People should do whatever the gently caress they want to do provided it doesn't infringe on anyone else's rights.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what does germany know about human rights?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Sounds good to me. Sure they may have some deformed or retarded offspring, but we aren't banning people with matching genetic golden tickets from having sex and producing children with deformities, diseases, or mental illnesses.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
ehhhh this is one of those things you just turn around and talk about something else to someone else

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I feel like this is an interesting parallel to the current fiasco of "GBS rules".

Is "criminal law" the best way to preserver a "social taboo" ???

i.e. do we need a lot of rules to get rid of bad posting? Is that the job of rules? Are "rules" the best way to do that?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chris Awful posted:

Sounds good to me. Sure they may have some deformed or retarded offspring, but we aren't banning people with matching genetic golden tickets from having sex and producing children with deformities, diseases, or mental illnesses.

There isn't really even a much higher chance of birth defects either unless you're a Hapsburg rear end and your family has been inbreeding for quite a while.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

There isn't really even a much higher chance of birth defects either unless you're a Hapsburg rear end and your family has been inbreeding for quite a while.


Secks Cauldron posted:

Someone on that council, or more than one person, wants to bang their siblings.

beep boop

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Chris Awful posted:

Sounds good to me. Sure they may have some deformed or retarded offspring, but we aren't banning people with matching genetic golden tickets from having sex and producing children with deformities, diseases, or mental illnesses.

If we can have this:




We can have this:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
inspired by Adolf and his niece Geli Raubal



shudder

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

inspired by Adolf and his niece Geli Raubal



shudder

Hitler looks adorable in that picture. Wookit how happy he is! He's a sweepy hitwer

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
gbs rss

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Seeing as Germany is the country that gave us this I have a hard time taking Germans seriously on sexual matters.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/the-sexual-revolution-and-children-how-the-left-took-things-too-far-a-702679.html

quote:

Nowadays, the stimulation of a child's sex organs by an adult is clearly seen as criminal sexual assault. But for the revolutionaries of 1968, it was an educational tool that helped "create a new person," according to the "Handbook of Positive Child Indoctrination," published in 1971. "Children can learn to appreciate eroticism and sexual intercourse long before they are capable of understanding how a child is conceived. It is valuable for children to cuddle with adults. It is no less valuable for sexual intercourse to occur during cuddling."


Edit: I'm loving this comment though.

quote:

Actually these people were on to something very important. Sexual repression is the root cause of many problems in societies around the world. And it starts from very early childhood and damages the individual for life. Dr. Freud's research showed that, and even more importantly, check out the book The Sexual Revolution by one of Freud's best students Dr. Willhelm Reich. Sexual repression in society is the root cause of child sexual abuse for example, and women's irrational behaviour.

Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 26, 2014

naem
May 29, 2011

Germans, still creepy

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Germans have always been horny as gently caress

LIke they are the most anal retentive people because they shove stuff in their asses

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm not surprised

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
consenting adults having sex? not in my country

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Eh, as gross as it is it seems like the right legal decision.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
If you're American you can't talk about sex because Americans hate sex the most of all countries.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

BottledBodhisvata posted:

If you're American you can't talk about sex because Americans hate sex the most of all countries.

but we love sex...

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I want to bud like a yeast

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
moonshine's plane takes off and leaves Indiana Jones dashed lines behind it

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

If you're American you can't talk about sex because Americans hate sex the most of all countries.

No, we love sex. We hate ourselves for loving sex because it's a dirty godless thing. Get it right.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i mean it kind of is i guess? but gently caress if im gonna hold a red equals sign at that rally

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin

Nckdictator posted:

Seeing as Germany is the country that gave us this I have a hard time taking Germans seriously on sexual matters.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/the-sexual-revolution-and-children-how-the-left-took-things-too-far-a-702679.html



Edit: I'm loving this comment though.

there was a green party member in germany talking about letting his kids play with his genitals. he's still serving in government. i wonder if he posts in the nitecrew thread.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
this is like the kind of thing you just decriminalize quietly, trust germany to get all horny and loud about it

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Germans have always been horny as gently caress

LIke they are the most anal retentive people because they shove stuff in their asses

Think about it this way: Germans are known for being hardcore, humourless workaholics that are incapable of relaxing so no poo poo they are horny as gently caress and have to get off to weird and probably sick poo poo whereas everyone else is fine with a beer and a jerk-off in a worst-case scenario.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
ach, i have just as much right to hold mein sister in mein rape dungeon as anyone else

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

i personally think that incest is wrong and that germany is wrong

that is what i think

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
there's no legal or moral argument for two adults who are related to eachother to bone without making a bunch of other stuff illegal/social taboo first, ok thank you

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
lol of course europeans like incest

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I have seen enough pornography to know that people are kind of way more into incest than they admit.

If you don't believe me, go see how much erotica features the word "daddy" in the cover on Amazon dot com.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
about time somebody dealt with the problem everyone thinks about but nobody feels free to talk about. u know what it is. it's the Hot Sister problem. the Christimas uncle knee ride conscience crisis. etc. the flaunting aunt/curious cousin/microwave mom phase that never ends. etc

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
I wish I had a hot German brother.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
you know those 'my sister's hot friend' pornos are really aiming at the audience that would prefer 'my hot sister' but don't know how to clear their browser history

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
On the one hand, kinda curious as to just how prevalent incest is in Germany if there had to be some high committee ruling on the issue. On the other hand, I really, really don't wanna know.

BottledBodhisvata posted:

If you don't believe me, go see how much erotica features the word "daddy" in the cover on Amazon dot com.

Sadly, probably also a good indicator of how many invisible victims of sexual assault there are :(

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
well I don't think there's much good to come from jailing consenting adults for having sex, even if they're gross

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