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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

lol have fun being torn atom from atom forever but never knowing the release of death after the big rip

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

pfft if i could live through having my appendix explode with no surgery or antibiotics i think i can out live you.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

pfft if i could live through having my appendix explode with no surgery or antibiotics i think i can out live you.

Afraid not, according to my reports you get stung to death by bees in three years.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

BottledBodhisvata posted:

And it has a right to!

no. it was very good.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Afraid not, according to my reports you get stung to death by bees in three years.

i'm going with immortal until proven wrong/drop dead. Going to the doictors retards means making yourself healthy enough that you have o waste more of your life working before you die.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I think the US could still be saved by mexicans. Europe is hosed though.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Morkyz posted:

I think the US could still be saved by catholics. Europe is hosed though.

fixed that poo poo for you, most mexicans are far right christians/catholics.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

TOILETLORD posted:

fixed that poo poo for you, most mexicans are far right christians/catholics.

:thejoke:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


Alright that was upsetting to read

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

i'm not just poo poo posting i'm half way through a franzia box posting.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TOILETLORD posted:

fixed that poo poo for you, most mexicans are far right christians/catholics.

most mexicans are religious but don't necessarily vote for the GOP

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
When thanksgiving is getting close watch all the porn streaming sites suddenly have tons and tons of incest under most watched

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

most mexicans are religious but don't necessarily vote for the GOP

It would be ridiculous if they did. How lower class white Americans consistently vote against their own interests amazes me

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

mookface posted:

It would be ridiculous if they did. How lower class white Americans consistently vote against their own interests amazes me

"He preaches the good word about god and he wants to make those lie-beral welfare queens actually work for a living, so got my vote!" :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:


You know, those people.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Parents who gently caress their kids can piss right the hell off. That is all.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wicker Man posted:

"He preaches the good word about god and he wants to make those lie-beral welfare queens actually work for a living, so got my vote!" :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:


You know, those people.

Yeah we don't have them. The key focus of canadian politics these days is economics / foreign policy. Social issues hardly make a ripple but NO ONE tacitly supports incest

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

TOILETLORD posted:

a lot of america doesn't consider europe to be western, we just consider them europe and ignore their retardation.

lmao what

the America that still refuses the metric system?

or the America that can't figure out how to use a credit card unless they can scratch their illiterate "X" on a receipt afterward?

maybe you mean the America that still uses cheques because they haven't figured out what an IBAN is

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
It's not like there really needs to be a law against this anyway. Most sane people won't even consider it because Westermarck effect and all, and the kind that would anyway doesn't care about the law to begin with. The last time I actually heard about there being an occasion to enforce this was like a decade ago.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Party Plane Jones posted:

Wasn't there a community of German colonists in South America that were so inbred they were mostly all retarded? I remember seeing some picture of drooling moron twins from that region.

edit: Found it, was a Boer community in South Africa:


Couldn't help but think of this guy.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


incest:


















































don't knock it 'til u rock it

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I love it when people try to apply the logic of "do whatever you want so long as it doesn't harm anyone" to society but forget completely about how much their poor, inbred children will suffer from all those genetic diseases that will persist throughout their life

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
also this can't possibly be healthy mentally

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lichy posted:

I love it when people try to apply the logic of "do whatever you want so long as it doesn't harm anyone" to society but forget completely about how much their poor, inbred children will suffer from all those genetic diseases that will persist throughout their life

they use protection or get abortions. problem solved.

Lichy posted:

also this can't possibly be healthy mentally

only if u keep judging them

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Good thing the ethics committee has no power on its own.

The Glorious Supreme Court of Germany has already said that outlawing incest is totally cool and not a violation of fundamental rights as well. (Same as outlawing abortion and homosexuality, which that stupid committee probably thinks are fundamental rights as well.)

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Moridin920 posted:

There isn't really even a much higher chance of birth defects either unless you're a Hapsburg rear end and your family has been inbreeding for quite a while.

Yeah nah.

There is a much higher risk of birth defects, because your family most likely has similar set of mutations, and so there is a significant risk of the kid inheriting two mutant alleles (basically killing that particular gene and causing developmental defects) :spergin:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't think if like a brother and a sister or whatever bang eachother they should go to jail. It seems really disproportiante of a punishment


They should be stoned to death however,

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
Finally I can release my sister from the cellar dungeon without fear of reprisal from the ignorant prejudice so widespread before this enlightened committe freed us from the dark ages of not being allowed to let everyone know you are banging your sister.

Probably just keep her locked up though all things considered.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Gone Fission posted:

lmao what

the America that still refuses the metric system?

or the America that can't figure out how to use a credit card unless they can scratch their illiterate "X" on a receipt afterward?

maybe you mean the America that still uses cheques because they haven't figured out what an IBAN is

the Americans who went to the moon and have their military stationed in every worthwhile country in the world

you know, the Americans that rule your life

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

I mean it's gross or whatever but they're right.


People should do whatever the gently caress they want to do provided it doesn't infringe on anyone else's rights.

are your parents long-lost siblings?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Miltank posted:

lol western civ is dying

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

goddammit germany you even hosed up the sexual revolution

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

what is it with the germans and being really loving weird about sex stuff

is it the language or the awful stodgy food

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
before anyone starts to think maybe the court has a point just consider it'll be gross fat brothers and sisters having german poopsex

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Berious posted:

before anyone starts to think maybe the court has a point just consider it'll be gross fat brothers and sisters having german poopsex

It's not the court. :colbert:

The court has already said that incest can be outlawed. That ethic commission is something that originally created by the (thankfully now gone) leftist government to make their own think tanks' essays on sexual deviancy look official. (German leftists are weird as gently caress, probably because they all were raised communist East Germany.)

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
The conservatives were correct about the slippery slope. Doesn't beastiality come after LGBT rights and incest on the slippery slope?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Randler posted:

It's not the court. :colbert:

The court has already said that incest can be outlawed. That ethic commission is something that originally created by the (thankfully now gone) leftist government to make their own think tanks' essays on sexual deviancy look official. (German leftists are weird as gently caress, probably because they all were raised communist East Germany.)

The Bela Kun regime in Hungary in 1919 started a weird "Bolshevik sex education" program where promiscuity, homosexuality and infidelity were indoctrinated into the kids. Eastern European sexual weirdness probably stems from this

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

VikingSkull posted:

the Americans who went to the moon and have their military stationed in every worthwhile country in the world

you know, the Americans that rule your life

:patriot:

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


hella nasty

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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oh no the american military lol

it cant do poo poo against countries with nukes lol

good job spending insane amounts of your peoples money so you can bomb poors in 3rd world countries back to the stoneage lol


lol

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Zzulu posted:

oh no the american military lol

it cant do poo poo against countries with nukes lol

good job spending insane amounts of your peoples money so you can bomb poors in 3rd world countries back to the stoneage lol


lol

you won't be loling when we sell you the f-35 and instantly cripple your country's airforce lol

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