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Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011
Obummer's up to his old tricks, putting priority on his fruity European coffees over our troop, but it got me thinking.

As a subhuman civilian, what's the best way to show respect to our nation's greatest jobs program/all-pro kill squad?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Wow don't even post the gif you shitposter

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Last Buffalo posted:

Obummer's up to his old tricks, putting priority on his fruity European coffees over our troop, but it got me thinking.

As a subhuman civilian, what's the best way to show respect to our nation's greatest jobs program/all-pro kill squad?

Isn't this what the goat man taught us?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

paying taxes is the greatest gift we can give

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The proper way is to flip them off and lock them up for being raping, egocentric murders

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I give 'em the one-finger salute.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

prolly with your hands? idk

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
put barrel of gun in they mouth

pull trigger

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





with an IED or a bullet

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Last Buffalo posted:

As a subhuman civilian, what's the best way to show respect to our nation's greatest jobs program/all-pro kill squad?

offer them a spoonful of meat to throw in their tub

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



With a picket of their funeral

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
cock in hand

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
keep their wives warm for them

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

BombiTheZombie posted:

put barrel of gun in they mouth

pull trigger

No this is how they salute themselves given enough time and Jim Beam.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Idk how I'd tell who is a marine really so I'd probably just ignore them. I mean if somebody is in a fancy army looking uniform or fatigues or whatever then that doesn't really change anything for me. I'm not gonna salute someone in the military cause I'm not part of that institution lmao

dablakh0l
Sep 3, 2002
Two in the pink, you know the rest..

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wanna make a joke about raising my periscope but that's too navy.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Every Marine is a hardcore alcoholic, so I would salute them by buying them a drink.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
*goatse*

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

personally I like to shuffle my feet and stare at the ground like a pussy until the serviceman is out of sight, OP.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
civilians don't salute the military because those motherfuckers work for us

and they're doing a piss poor job too, gas is still $4 a gallon

so gently caress those guys

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
you throw your coffee in their face and scream "EAT poo poo IMPERIALST SCUM" at the top of your lungs and laugh as loud as possible while they're beating the poo poo out of you.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

shameful

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Don't bother. No one in the service wants to salute or be saluted by anything. It's mostly an inconvenience.

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011

Noble non-negro hero-in-chief.

Probably got more marines killed than anyone but LBJ.

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.

Are we allowed to say we don't like him because he's black or do we have to make up inane excuse to rag on him? I heard he has less than 3 flags on his underwear.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
The most important hand gesture for a Marine is when the plaintiff points at them in court and says, "that's the man who raped me your honour".

jhorphear
Apr 24, 2013

Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar

Last Buffalo posted:

Noble non-negro hero-in-chief.

Probably got more marines killed than anyone but LBJ.

At least LBJ gave us... things.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

High five them while cucking their wife.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Blistex posted:

The most important hand gesture for a Marine is when the plaintiff points at them in court and says, "that's the man who raped me your honour".

Lagrange
Apr 27, 2002

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
I set off fireworks to celebrate their service. To up the authenticity and show im in the know, I usually shout "incoming!" while doing so.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
five finger death punch

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Blistex posted:

The most important hand gesture for a Marine is when the plaintiff points at them in court and says, "that's the man who raped me your honour".

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

dablakh0l posted:

Two in the pink, you know the rest..


would

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
thank you for your service i appreciate everything you do to keep me safe freedom isn't free god bless our soldiers especially our snipers hoo rah terrorist hunting permit no bag limit keep christ in christmas fags burn in hell the only good soldier is a dead soldier allahu akbar this is my weapon this is my gun one is for fighting one is for fun the few the proud the first to die *salutes*

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Veterans should be shamed and spit on

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