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http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/26/northkorea-kim-idUSL3N0RR2ZU20140926quote:(Reuters) - Young North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is suffering from "discomfort", state media has said in the first official acknowledgement of ill health after a prolonged period out of the public eye. what do y'all think it is butt cancer? or did some n korean nut up and actually kill him?
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probably got waaaaaaaay fat 
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Sep 26, 2014 20:11
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one of his generals spiked his hot pockets with antifreeze.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:13
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Killed. Democratic elections coming up. Never mind. Kim Il-sung arose from the grave.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:13
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teh cia got to him and the koreans dont know what to do so theyre covering itup
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Sep 26, 2014 20:13
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squirts and/or hemorrhoids
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Sep 26, 2014 20:14
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smoked too much of that north korean legal dirt weed
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Sep 26, 2014 20:14
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:smoked too much of that north korean legal dirt weed an honorable death
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Sep 26, 2014 20:14
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dennis rodman did it
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Sep 26, 2014 20:15
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haha he fat
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Sep 26, 2014 20:16
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good
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Sep 26, 2014 20:16
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Parallax Scroll posted:dennis rodman did it omfg this is brilliant. d-rod was a CIA plant the WHOLE time.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:17
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SO what happens if hes dead, who takes over
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Sep 26, 2014 20:18
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Didn't he execute a general via mortar. Made the dude stand in a field while his crack mortar team went to work. Pretty cool guy.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:18
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Zzulu posted:SO what happens if hes dead, who takes over probably a bunch of powerplay moves will happen with the upper brass and a bunch of people will get executed and poo poo and it will own
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Sep 26, 2014 20:20
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:smoked too much of that north korean legal dirt weed i don't remember seeing that in the vice documentary, and the vice guy would've been all over free weed
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Sep 26, 2014 20:21
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Chinatown posted:probably a bunch of powerplay moves will happen with the upper brass and a bunch of people will get executed and poo poo and it will own
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Sep 26, 2014 20:21
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sick=dead
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Sep 26, 2014 20:21
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Rip
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Sep 26, 2014 20:24
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i hope he dies, tbh. i dont think he's a good person and the world will probably be better without him. i hope that's not too harsh it's just how i feel ty and god bless.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:24
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the last guy was ill, too
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Sep 26, 2014 20:25
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I was kinda bummed to hear that him having his "traitor" uncle fed to wild dogs was just a rumor
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Sep 26, 2014 20:26
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GBS should send him a get well soon card.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:27
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too
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Sep 26, 2014 20:27
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too
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Sep 26, 2014 20:32
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too
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Sep 26, 2014 20:37
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they should make a kim jong un execution simulator.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:38
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Cheese http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468 quote:Is a dangerous cheese addiction making Kim Jong-un seriously ill?
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Jst0rm posted:Didn't he execute a general via mortar. Made the dude stand in a field while his crack mortar team went to work. Pretty cool guy. nah, just like he didnt execute his ex-wife via being torn apart by dogs or whatever lurid poo poo was being uncritically reported as news for a couple days before being walked back. the dprk is exceedingly weird but external media coverage of the place is just a hair above oldschool yellow journalism
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Sep 26, 2014 20:39
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Nckdictator posted:Cheese well poo poo i gotta try the cheese so good it kills
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Sep 26, 2014 20:44
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if he does get to test nuclear warheads before he dies he'll probably execute a general by strapping him to one
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Sep 26, 2014 20:48
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He's been working too hard providing a glorious workers utopia. I wish him the best, I will put in extra hours at the tractor factory so he can take some time off.
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Sep 26, 2014 20:49
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too 
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Sep 26, 2014 21:00
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Just want to take the opportunity to point out that the doofus who thought he'd waltz into NK and tear up his visa and start telling the north koreans what's what is happily digging in the fields to support the glorious democratic republic's glorious agricultural progress. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/09/25/north-korea-american-prisoner/16194413/ E: sorry for usatoday
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Sep 26, 2014 21:01
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I hear Kim Jong worships satan and regularly sacrifice virgins during grotesque blood rituals but that he screwed up somewhere along the line and now Satan has come for his soul. Can anyone confirm/deny
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Sep 26, 2014 21:02
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:well poo poo i gotta try the cheese so good it kills 
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Sep 26, 2014 21:03
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emmental is sick nasty. one badass cheese
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Sep 26, 2014 21:03
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What's that cyst you get where poop and hair gets all clogged up in your butt crack, I bet he's got that
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Sep 26, 2014 21:03
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north korea collapsing is going to be quite the shitshow. good luck, china.
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Sep 26, 2014 21:05
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273423-X posted:What's that cyst you get where poop and hair gets all clogged up in your butt crack, I bet he's got that Pilonidal cyst. But he prob has gout. From being a fat lazy gently caress with a poo poo diet.
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