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273423-X posted:What's that cyst you get where poop and hair gets all clogged up in your butt crack, I bet he's got that pilonidal cyst? ;efb
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:05 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:21 |
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i think its called a caustic dookie
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:05 |
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Spiderjelly posted:Just want to take the opportunity to point out that the doofus who thought he'd waltz into NK and tear up his visa and start telling the north koreans what's what is happily digging in the fields to support the glorious democratic republic's glorious agricultural progress. nice to hear he found work so quickly
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:06 |
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I hope hes not dead. I had big plans involving him I tell ya big plans.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:06 |
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273423-X posted:What's that cyst you get where poop and hair gets all clogged up in your butt crack, I bet he's got that diverticulosis I think
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:07 |
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Spiderjelly posted:Just want to take the opportunity to point out that the doofus who thought he'd waltz into NK and tear up his visa and start telling the north koreans what's what is happily digging in the fields to support the glorious democratic republic's glorious agricultural progress. Well that explains it, the CIA poisoned Jong-Un to create a distraction while they attempt to smuggle this suburbanite out of NK
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:08 |
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Nckdictator posted:Cheese
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:08 |
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What's up with his nails?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:34 |
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to be fair emmental is really loving good
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:46 |
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So I guess that Seth Rogan and James Franco movie is actually a documentary?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:49 |
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Zzulu posted:SO what happens if hes dead, who takes over me
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:51 |
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Wait he's a 31 year old virgin with no proginy?😄
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:55 |
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Vacation Tenzin posted:But he prob has gout. From being a fat lazy gently caress with a poo poo diet. Compared to the rest of the citizens of North Korea, at least he has a diet. Shame that now it's too late to go on one though and dude is gonna die from cheese poison.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:08 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:08 |
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why did he set north korea up as a monarchy if he's just going to die of cheese poison before he can have a son?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:09 |
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Darth123123 posted:Wait he's a 31 year old virgin with no proginy?😄 hes fairly goony
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:38 |
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kim jong goon
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:42 |
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If he dies will Dennis Rodman get to be leader or the DPRK?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:43 |
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Vacation Tenzin posted:But he prob has gout. From being a fat lazy gently caress with a poo poo diet. Grats kim jong un on your rich european white man disease.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:44 |
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too I'm so used to GBS humour being POOP N***ER FAGGOTS! that it took me a minute to get this. I thought to myself "Hmm, how charmingly subtle. Good show, fellow!" and ate my pb&j
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:44 |
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mango sentinel posted:Bloated and limping sounds like eating your way to gout. I like how the end result of communism in NK is literally recreating a feudal society, down to starving peasants and a venerated, divinely sanctioned ruling class afflicted with gout
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:46 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:48 |
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Spiderjelly posted:Just want to take the opportunity to point out that the doofus who thought he'd waltz into NK and tear up his visa and start telling the north koreans what's what is happily digging in the fields to support the glorious democratic republic's glorious agricultural progress. considering the timing, maybe NK wants the US to airdrop some pepto?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:51 |
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Miltank posted:i think its called a caustic dookie This is a medical term
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:56 |
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Guessing he was poisoned in a military coup. It's been coming for a while.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:59 |
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The Mad Archivist posted:I like how the end result of communism in NK is literally recreating a feudal society, down to starving peasants and a venerated, divinely sanctioned ruling class afflicted with gout Practically every kind of government will get twisted into a feudal society because feudalism is the natural state of humanity
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:02 |
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Rodman did it
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:18 |
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Actually apparently he has a daughter who was born about a year or two ago but NK's so secretive about the ruling family that we know gently caress-all about her or the mother aside from 'they exist'. I kinda hope the ruling government collapses and we can have one lovely unified Korea so the south can try and un-gently caress the awfulness that's been going on but I kind of think it'll just be annexed by China in that case
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:21 |
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kim jong is sick as f *ck ... that guuys really dope.... i f*ckin love that guy
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:25 |
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China will be overjoyed to ignore an extra 25 million starving people
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:25 |
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Gyra_Solune posted:Actually apparently he has a daughter who was born about a year or two ago but NK's so secretive about the ruling family that we know gently caress-all about her or the mother aside from 'they exist'. i for one cant wait for skorea to begin their international caliphate based on super harsh weed laws
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:27 |
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i heard kim jong un put a guy in a giant centrifuge
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:37 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:i heard kim jong un put a guy in a giant centrifuge I heard he covered a man in wet clay and baked him in a kiln
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:40 |
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RobattoJesus posted:I heard he covered a man in wet clay and baked him in a kiln
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:50 |
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So when he dies what will happen? Will they just stuff him and pull him around on strings and tell people he's alive? Or will they find the nearest short chubby north Korean child and say that it's his son who has been conveniently kept hidden out of the public eye?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:52 |
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i did actually hear that when he first took power and fired one of his top generals, when security came to relieve him the generals' security detail got into an extended firefight with the mps and like a lot of people died c/d?
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:53 |
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quakster posted:the last guy was ill, too
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:53 |
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this sweet move posted:i heard he had a dude tied down and eaten by ants but like 3 or 4 of them so it took forever I heard he handcuffed a man to a treadmill for 3 months and friction burned him all up and the dude was all "noooooooooop"
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:58 |
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i heard he made a donut force-feeding machine like from the simpsons and killed a guy with it by dropping it on him
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 00:00 |
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The Protagonist posted:i did actually hear that when he first took power and fired one of his top generals, when security came to relieve him the generals' security detail got into an extended firefight with the mps and like a lot of people died c http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/24/world/asia/north-korea-purge.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 quote:... North Korean military forces were deployed to retake control of one of the sources of those exports, the rich crab and clam fishing grounds that Jang Song-thaek, the uncle of the country’s untested, 30-year-old leader, had seized from the military. In the battle for control of the fishing grounds, the emaciated, poorly trained North Korean forces “were beaten — very badly — by Uncle Jang’s loyalists,” according to one official.
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