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joxxuh
May 20, 2011
I hope he gets better :( #PrayForKimJongUn

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Manifest posted:

Guessing he was poisoned in a military coup.

It's been coming for a while.

what do you mean, "military coup?" the military literally already runs the country.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


i hope that fat pig dies from diabetes

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

i hope that fat pig dies from diabetes

dude... she's your loving mom

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Frostwerks posted:

dude... she's your loving mom

my mom is not fat!!!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bitch sporting blubber dawg

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Why can't north korea just be a place full of fat goons who play video games as shut ins all day instead of dictator poo poo hole?

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Al Borland posted:

Why can't north korea just be a place full of fat goons who play video games as shut ins all day instead of dictator poo poo hole?

No mountain dew, cheetos or hot pockets. :(

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Toiletron 9000 posted:

No mountain dew, cheetos or hot pockets. :(

just imagine if they sold their nukes to russian mob or something for like a mountain that oozed mountain dew and fields of doritos. GET YOUR GAME ON NORTH KOREA!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Why don't they just grow more food?

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
sick as in really cool? is so i agree.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Volcott posted:

Why don't they just grow more food?

great eater is like a fat babyfaced locust. maybe his cheese death will solve their famine issues

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Volcott posted:

Why don't they just grow more food?

they are, why else do you think they encourage couples to have children

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Eggn0g posted:

they are, why else do you think they encourage couples to have children

thats a terrible blood libel against the wonderful people of the dprk you should be ashamed

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

joxxuh posted:

#PrayForKimJongUn

i heard if you make twitter's trending list with this then a thousand swans will come down and heal all of kim jong-un's gout

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Business Gorillas posted:

why would the cia kill kim jong un, absolutely nobody wants to deal with an entire nation of starving, brainwashed koreans

I'll do it.

Akratic Method posted:

I'm just happy that love of cheese will have geopolitical repercussions. It kinda makes me hope he'll cheese himself to death and spark WW3 in the collapse so that all the history textbooks will have to talk about how cheese basically ruined the world and brought on nuclear winter.

Swiss cheese, no less. WW3 will happen because of Switzerland.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ebola'n'cheese

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
It would be funny if Kim jong is executed for eating extreme excess amounts of expensive food like a King of old.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Shnag posted:

It would be funny if Kim jong is executed for eating extreme excess amounts of expensive food like a King of old.

He should be executed, fried and salted, and given to the starving population.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Finally, a cheese death *adds to book of death*

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
but now who will look at things

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

"Does uncle still have designs on the crabs?", he asked through a mouthful of cheese.

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Rambling Robot posted:

He should be executed, fried and salted, and given to the starving population.

He is probably all brown fat like a baby. Would he cook, or just kind of melt and dissolve in the oil, increasing its volume?

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
having a literal baby figurehead would be great if only for the statues

also the fact that 'the dear leader showed us that the machines were miscalibrated and instructed the workers with great wisdom' wouldn't work

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
It's diabetes.

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Bet it's brucellosis.
http://books.google.com/books?id=1b...ved=0CCAQ6AEwAA

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
I hope we don't lose him. He's the most entertaining oppressive dictator and a constant source of amusement.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Shnag posted:

It would be funny if Kim jong is executed for eating extreme excess amounts of expensive food like a King of old.

This, but I'm hoping it's in the Roman manner, and they end up becoming a continent spanning empire that crucifies people who break the law.

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
Rest In Pyongyang, Kim-kun

2001-2014

was a tru thug

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Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Sounds like he's got the Blues.

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