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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

GBS should send him a get well soon card.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

well poo poo i gotta try the cheese so good it kills

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Kyrie eleison posted:

i heard kim jong un put a guy in a giant centrifuge

I heard he covered a man in wet clay and baked him in a kiln

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

this sweet move posted:

i heard he had a dude tied down and eaten by ants but like 3 or 4 of them so it took forever

I heard he handcuffed a man to a treadmill for 3 months and friction burned him all up and the dude was all "noooooooooop"

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Stoic Commie posted:

i heard he made a donut force-feeding machine like from the simpsons and killed a guy with it by dropping it on him

I heard he shaved a man and glued hot-wheels cars all over his body and then threw him down a bob-sled run and then had the north korean bobsleigh team chase after him in a giant bobsled covered in scorpions.

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