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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Sarcasm is often hard to detect in written word. Often lots of internet arguments or text messages fly off into large arguments due to a lack of recognition of sarcasm. I propose that we made ~ the official punctuation of sarcasm to help clear up confusion.

Ex: Wow, you are really good at making posts on Something Awful Dot Com~

^In this example we can see a statement that is clearly sarcastic. Without the ~ to denote sarcasm it looks like a genuine compliment. However in reality you are actually really bad at making posts on Something Awful Dot Com.

Thoughts?

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I'm sorry but ~ is reserved for singing

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Simply epic~

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

actually it's more like an action. ~cums~

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
u-uwaa~!

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

Rocks posted:

actually it's more like an action. ~cums~

*masturbates up to the window as the school bus drives by*

can't get in trouble for it I think I'm on my own property

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
[sarcasm]Sure thing buddy.[/sarcasm]

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
didn't some lame-rear end company try to introduce an official sarcasm symbol a couple of years back?

and you fools all laughed

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
No.

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

This kind of went out of style but back in the early days of online multiplayer, the asisan players would put "la~" at the end of every sentence.

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
Good idea~~~

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

NiceGuy posted:

didn't some lame-rear end company try to introduce an official sarcasm symbol a couple of years back?

and you fools all laughed
The interrobang.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Whirlwind Jones posted:

The interrobang.

Wikipedia posted:

The interrobang, also known as the interabang,[1] /ɪnˈtɛrəbęŋ/, ‽ (often represented by ?! or !?), is a nonstandard punctuation mark used in various written languages and intended to combine the functions of the question mark (also called the "interrogative point")[2] and the exclamation mark or exclamation point (known in printers' and programmers' jargon as the "bang").[3] The glyph is a superimposition of these two marks.

You're 100% correct~

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

NiceGuy posted:

didn't some lame-rear end company try to introduce an official sarcasm symbol a couple of years back?

and you fools all laughed
Yep. It was actually a really good idea and I'm sure nobody involved ever regretted it.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

8=====D ~~~

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

no

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
*in MST3K Tom Servo voice*

oh YEAH

that's a GREAT idea

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Let's all start doing this immediately~

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I'm gay~

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

NiceGuy posted:

didn't some lame-rear end company try to introduce an official sarcasm symbol a couple of years back?

yeah

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=277

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
What a wonderful idea, op!
















! = sarcasm.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I always though it was to mock when SJW's think something is really special like ~fursona~

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

i was doing this ages ago op now i'm not going to do it any more b/c of you so thanks for ruining it for me

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

get ~hosed~

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

man, that hurts

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

i mean the entire beauty of ~ is that you're not suppose to know when to use it, you just toss it in when you feel like its appropriate

gnarlyhotep posted:

man, that hurts

i'm ~sorry~

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

aaaaggghhh

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
~for the win~

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

sarcasm marks don't work because the idea is fundamentally flawed. the humour of sarcasm is a contextual conflict, essentially creating an in-joke with your audience who must share that context (which must be poe-negative, natch). if you want to indicate sarcasm in the written medium with a potentially uninitiated stranger and have them understand and appreciate your sarcasm you must first import your context.

for example, in the thread jokin about the xbone, you could write 'xbone has so many great exclusives' and yeah obviously you're being sarcastic. in another thread though, if you want it to land, you can just prepend your post with a chart or a short bit of factual text indicating that the xbone does not have great exclusives.

an example from the other side:

quote:

yeah my girlfriend is real hot

vs

quote:



yeah my girlfriend is real hot

using a sarcasm mark to denote sarcasm is actually irony. ~hope this helps~

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Really enjoyed those off-topic entries at the end.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Rocks posted:

actually it's more like an action. ~cums~

I like to think you're cumming sarcastically.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

MegaGatts posted:

I like to think you're cumming sarcastically.

Only in your mother~~~

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i use it to signify whimsy.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
Tilde Swinton

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I speak Spanish. All of my N's are sarcastic.

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Shut the gently caress up.


Edit: ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
tilda (~) is so much more simple and sensual than ampersand (&) I need the former to denote variables and all the unknowns they know.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
"Sure."

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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Sorry ~ is already the official punctuation of spaghetti.

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