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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Imp Zone: Player's Choice > imagine a NPR video game
 
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Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Terry Gross: Die monster. You don’t belong in this studio!
Tom Ashbrook: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by listeners who wished to be my donating supporters!
Terry Gross: Supporters!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Tom Ashbrook: Perhaps the same could be said of all call-in shows…
Terry Gross: Your words are as empty as your soul! Radio ill needs a host such as you!
Tom Ashbrook: What is a man? A miserable little pile of opinions. But enough talk… this is On Point!
Terry Gross: And if you don't want to become a slave to ad-driven commercial radio, call in and pledge your support now.
Tom Ashbrook: That's right, Terry. Public radio brings you the kind of in-depth news analysis you won't get from Dracula, or anywhere else. So call now, at 800-555...
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Dec 26, 2012

Hot Dog Day #31 posted:

This is the best Neal Conan moment for my money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPMvqwct2vk RIP in peace talk of the nation :(

lmfao

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Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

What?! Eugene Mirman is evolving!
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Dec 26, 2012

Ralp posted:

This is the best thread in Imp Zone

it really is

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Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Please goldmine this thread before it hits the archives, it was even better than this one, and Imp Zone needs more goldmined threads.

thanks for this whoever did it

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Dec 26, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

I can't leave without my buddy Juan Williams!
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