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You know when you go for a haircut and they put that gown on you to keep the hair off? Well I found myself in that situation a few days ago and I started wondering how often people jerk off under there. *I* would never do it, but I bet it happens.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:18
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u should just man up and ask the barber staff. do it at the moment one is touching your scalp
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Sep 27, 2014 16:20
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how am i supposed to get a proper cut if my ball-fro isn't out, op?
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Sep 27, 2014 16:21
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oh haha I was just shining up my spectacles m'lady no need to get the police involved haha yeah im sure it happens all the time what a crazy misunderstanding *cums and bolts into the night*
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Sep 27, 2014 16:23
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CountButtula posted:u should just man up and ask the barber staff. do it at the moment one is touching your scalp Funny you should mention this. There's this one lady with massive tatas, and like, I'm not into it, but they could easily get all up in your face and that could be p.hot.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:26
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The tenting sounds like it would be a bit conspicuous.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:27
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Cardiovorax posted:The tenting sounds like it would be a bit conspicuous. I don't want to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Really, for MOST people, it'd be pretty discrete.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:28
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i havent been brave enough to do that but i like to cup my balls with my hand under the gown then scratch my nose and smell my fingers
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Sep 27, 2014 16:36
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't want to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Really, for MOST people, it'd be pretty discrete.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:36
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my dick is too big
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Sep 27, 2014 16:37
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sometimes ill let off a sneaky fart at the same time, and get those smells mixed up feels like im in heaven i just say i must have some hair up =my nose, lol
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Sep 27, 2014 16:37
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when im at home i put on a baggy shirt and huff my balls and farts heavily for hours, sometimes until i pass out i wake up with a headache but is always worth it
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Sep 27, 2014 16:38
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Thanks for bringing this up OP. That's really the only place I can get off any more and I'm glad you do it as well.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:48
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lol if your hair cut doesn't come with a happy ending
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Sep 27, 2014 16:54
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Tuxedo Gin posted:lol if your hair cut doesn't come with a happy ending There's nothing happy about circumcision.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:58
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my myum always used to compl;ain that my dad got his hair cut so often because the woman at the hairdresser's pushed her tits into his face the whole time he was getting a cut. now im an adult but lady hairdressers never press their tits in my face at all i dunno what gives or if theres a signal or code word i need to know... if i start jerkin it do u think they'll get the hint and help me out??
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Sep 27, 2014 16:58
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lonesomedwarf posted:when im at home i put on a baggy shirt and huff my balls and farts heavily for hours, sometimes until i pass out i wake up with a headache but is always worth it Oberleutnant posted:my myum always used to compl;ain that my dad got his hair cut so often because the woman at the hairdresser's pushed her tits into his face the whole time he was getting a cut.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:00
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Tuxedo Gin posted:lol if your hair cut doesn't come with a happy ending Yea cause I want a happy ending from an old dude holding scissors.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:02
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Trixie Hardcore posted:^^^ I don't know if this is an appropriate reply. Isn't it the sort of thing that should have it's own thread? yea i already guess that when they got a divorce and dad went to live with "aunt veronica" thanks trixie hardcore for your input but how about helping me gfet at least a handie from the hairdresser.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:03
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i like when the ladies are like grinding up against me it is not necessary to get that close to cut hair but it sure makes it a nicer experience when the pubic mound and boobs are involved
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Sep 27, 2014 17:07
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Oberleutnant posted:yea i already guess that when they got a divorce and dad went to live with "aunt veronica" thanks trixie hardcore for your input but how about helping me gfet at least a handie from the hairdresser. My stylist frequently talks about meeting guys at gay bars for hookups so you could probably get a handie from a hairdresser at one of those.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:08
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onesome dwarf is really letting loose with the personal anecdotes today im enjoyiing it very much
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Sep 27, 2014 17:09
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id like a little off the sides and back and your clitoris on my elbow please
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Sep 27, 2014 17:10
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't want to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Really, for MOST people, it'd be pretty discrete. i have a massive penis so this would be a problem for me.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:15
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Oberleutnant posted:my myum always used to compl;ain that my dad got his hair cut so often because the woman at the hairdresser's pushed her tits into his face the whole time he was getting a cut. you should check out my erotic short story with this exact premise
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Sep 27, 2014 17:16
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Phlegmish posted:you should check out my erotic short story with this exact premise link plks
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Sep 27, 2014 17:19
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lonesomedwarf posted:link plks same
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Sep 27, 2014 17:20
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poo poo they called me out on my bluff now i have to write and publish it and then, just as she had finished trimming his nose hair all sexy-like, she reached down with her non-scissor hand...
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Sep 27, 2014 17:35
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i like when the ladies are like grinding up against me you know what, I fuckin LOVE pubic mounds there I said it
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Sep 27, 2014 17:45
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