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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Denmark is a bunch of poo poo

we went to war with those cumlords over 30 times because they're SOOO poo poo

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Legoland should vote for independence. I think they'd be better off on their own.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

LordArgh posted:

Legoland should vote for independence. I think they'd be better off on their own.

*minifig brothel opens*

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Guy Fleegman posted:

Oh, it's real my friend. Just ask this whore.



when i first heard about this i was kinda grossed out but looking at this pic i'm getting a stiffy. look at that dirty temptress.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Business Gorillas posted:

to all the goons who want more european socialist policies, this is what's going to happen in obama's america

obama eats dogs get your facts straight

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
It's just a heavy petting zoo guys.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

Customers can pay to have sex with bound animals, and some Danish claim that, because the animals have been enduring these acts for years, they actually "crave" the sexual stimulation. Clients of the bordellos are from many countries including Norway, Sweden, Holland and Germany.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as long as the animals are fairly compensated, have regular hours and benefits, and are regularly tested for STDs i honestly dont see the issue here

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin

THS posted:

as long as the animals are fairly compensated, have regular hours and benefits, and are regularly tested for STDs i honestly dont see the issue here

same for the dog's, and i'll agree.

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

What the articles (and petition) seem to be describe are bestiality rings, not brothels. Those definitely exist; the Mr. Hands and Doug Spink incidents were the best known examples. Rings are tightly secretive groups based on trust and reputation between like-minded individuals, but they aren't commercial ventures.

At the end of the day, there's not much of a difference between whether money changes hands or not in a situation like this, but if you're going to bring attention to poo poo that is hosed up you should at least get your details right.

Denmark has a not-entirely-undeserved reputation of being a major source of hosed-up porn due to the fact that it was the first country in the world to legalize pornography and took it's time criminalizing child pornography. It was for a while a prime location for the bestiality pornography industry, but that seems to have changed a few years ago. In anticipation of it being criminalized, most commercial bestiality porn production has long since migrated to South America and Eastern Europe. If actual animal brothels exist, that's probably where they are right now.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Devils Affricate posted:

lol their letter to the government about animal sex quoted Neil Armstrong

the eagle has landed in my rear end

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You think it would be cheaper to get your own animal to gently caress than to pay someone to gently caress theirs.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
if my dick is hard and a dog backs its vagina on to it and starts loving me is that wrong?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Robo Reagan posted:

if my dick is hard and a dog backs its vagina on to it and starts loving me is that wrong?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
all those against, say "neigh"

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

Robo Reagan posted:

if my dick is hard and a dog backs its vagina on to it and starts loving me is that wrong?

An old man from Ireland told me once that the best way to "address" a sheep is to walk it to the edge of a cliff and as it faces out over the edge, approach it from behind. The sheep, afraid of going over the edge, will instinctively push backwards enhancing the coupling.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Guy Fleegman posted:

An old man from Ireland told me once that the best way to "address" a sheep is to walk it to the edge of a cliff and as it faces out over the edge, approach it from behind. The sheep, afraid of going over the edge, will instinctively push backwards enhancing the coupling.



i heard proper technique for goat loving was putting its back legs in your boots so it cant run off

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I don't know anything about loving animals and I'm ok with that.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

He got permabanned for having no shame.

link

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

etalian posted:

lol

Customers can pay to have sex with bound animals, and some Danish claim that, because the animals have been enduring these acts for years, they actually "crave" the sexual stimulation. Clients of the bordellos are from many countries including Norway, Sweden, Holland and Germany.

theme song for these sex crazed drug fueled fuckdogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTLaowNxVpA

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

drilldo squirt posted:

I don't know anything about loving animals and I'm ok with that.

you never clicked forward to dolphinsex.org?

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

dolphinsex.org was mainly regurgitated made-up material from totse

kirk johnson himself however has like a 3000-post beastforum account


http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=185333

XyloJW posted:

You either raped a dog or you have spent the last two years making ironic jokes about having raped a dog and either way I never want to see another post by someone and have to wonder whether they hosed a dog or not.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
apparently soem countries have human brothels

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

papa_november posted:

kirk johnson himself however has like a 3000-post beastforum account

oddly disappointing

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Quickscope420dad posted:

apparently soem countries have human brothels

hosed up if true

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

the culminator posted:

1. .... Cause if its just a place for your cat to get laid im cool with that

Hi, could I book an appointment to bring Rover in, about 3pm? Yeah, 3:30 is good to. Do you have anything in a Bichon? He was eyeing one quite a bit in the park the other day, so I think that's what he'd like to go for this time. No? Okay, what about Lhasa Apso? He's shown some interest in them before. Hmm, no on that one too? Well..... what do you have then? Ohhhh.... ummmmm.... a Labradoodle? He...... he doesn't really go in for those "mixed" types, if you know what I mean. But... well, beggars can't be choosers. Alright, let's book that then. Oh, and can I get his card punched still? Good! One more visit and he gets a free round with those two chihuahuas, right? Great, sounds good, we'll see you then.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014



That gripping Vice journalism.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



where are these brothels located exactly

asking for a friend

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

The real problem here is animal bondage, look at that poor abused dog in the op

ban leashes now

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Phlegmish posted:

where are these brothels located exactly

asking for a friend

Mans best friend?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



more than friends

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you eat meat, but think it's animal cruelty to let a male dog gently caress a woman.

:denmark: already has laws against animal cruelty, we don't need more than that.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
furthermore, lol if you wouldn't poo yourself and squish the warm poo in your poopy butt cheeks and have sex with a burlap sack of discarded organs because it's "wrong" or "gross".

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Cant we just raise them horribly then kill and eat them instead?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

sadly no.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

mr.capps posted:

*minifig brothel opens*

it already has, the grey building next to the fire station....

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Excelzior posted:

paging Morally Inept to this thread

He didnt do the crime. No evidence.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcJZ3-cJKc

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

brylcreem posted:

lol if you eat meat, but think it's animal cruelty to let a male dog gently caress a woman.

:denmark: already has laws against animal cruelty, we don't need more than that.

i eat meat but think factory farms are hellish and cruel and wish there were more and cheaper alternatives and stricter regulations

i also think dog rape is bad and should be outlawed

please explain to me how eating food for sustenance is equal to raping dogs, tia

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