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JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
even though you're straight?

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
what if im gay?

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
This is not a gimmick thread.

Respect the thread.


but seriously if you're gay, have hot gay sex with this gay earth

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Where? Anywhere? Can I go to the ruins of an abandoned motel thats half torn down and jackhammer a hole into the earth and gently caress it while a litter of stray kittens looks on?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Please

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im gay earth

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I thought the spirit of the Earth was a woman in most religions, so wouldn't that make this gay Earth a lesbian and it would be rape if a man tried to gently caress it?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
What's the difference between loving a fleshlight and your best mate?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i cannot think of a single belief system that represents the earth as gay, OP

where are you getting your starting premise

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
welcome to gay earf

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

scalded schlong posted:

i cannot think of a single belief system that represents the earth as gay, OP

where are you getting your starting premise

me

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
So are we talking about smoothing down a tree branch or some poo poo?

That doesnt sound sanitary.

:ohdear:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


a bold new prophet for the 21st century

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I would gently caress or let anything gently caress me in kind, so sure why not.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
gently caress as in nuclear fire raining down on every man, woman, and child? Yes.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
only if forums user Slap Happy was asking

so no.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

yes

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Sep 28, 2014

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



series plz

Otacon fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Sep 27, 2014

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
gently caress this gay earth all night long

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

who produces this poo poo

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

gently caress holes in the ground and grow dirt babies

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I request a mod challenge for the peen poster.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Windows 98 posted:

who produces this poo poo

The internet.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

gently caress holes in the ground and grow dirt babies

Isn't that the origin story of the cabbage patch kids?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gently caress this gay earth up its gay gently caress hole

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im not straight op

Khorne
May 1, 2002
dick in the dirt

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Windows 98 posted:

who produces this poo poo

its lost to history, but like an hour after steve irwin died i said i thought it would be funny if someone drew a picture of him being stabbed through the heart by a stingray while he was naked and masturbating, and i said as much at some stupid forum i used to frequent, and lo and behold within 5 minutes some dude who was incredibly talented at drawing posted a hand-drawn picture of that exact thing

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Windows 98 posted:

who produces this poo poo

You call yourself gay and don't know Tom of Finland?

What kind of gay are you?

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

ilikedirt posted:

im gay earth

would

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Windows 98 posted:

who produces this poo poo

tom of finland

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Feminition posted:

tom of finland

Is that the guy who was drinking milk on cam?

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
bump

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im gay for gaia

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Using my amazing powers of geography I have determined this man's dick is in Mexico, thus he is actually loving the Earth in its rear end.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
i get sand in my swim shorts sometimes that vacuums its way up my bhole.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oh god I'm crashing from caffeine.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
cucked by earf

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i guess

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I already do

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